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Relationships vs On The Pull

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,134 ✭✭✭Lux23


    Abitar wrote: »
    I'd be fuckin' psyched :pac:

    If you were successful, God Knows what I could look like when I am 37 with the way I drink.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Lux23 wrote: »
    If you were successful, God Knows what I could look like when I am 37 with the way I drink.

    What do you mean 'if'? The kids facking lave the cougars ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,134 ✭✭✭Lux23


    Abitar wrote: »
    What do you mean 'if'? The kids facking lave the cougars ;)


    Now they do but in 10 years it may be very passe to sleep with someone who is old enough to be your mother.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    I've yet to find someone i'm willing to give up my nights out for. It will take a very brave man to try tame me ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    Lux23 wrote: »
    Now they do but in 10 years it may be very passe to sleep with someone who is old enough to be your mother.

    In 10 years it will be cool to sleep with someone old enough to be your granny!

    Cougars are in TBH! Who doesn't like the idea of a working woman who buys you small things in exchange for sex? Sounds awesome to me! :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Lux23 wrote: »
    Now they do but in 10 years it may be very passe to sleep with someone who is old enough to be your mother.
    You're a 'the glass is half empty' kinda girl, aren't ya? :p
    In 10 years it will be cool to sleep with someone old enough to be your granny!

    Cougars are in TBH!

    Damn straight! :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    Abitar wrote: »

    Damn straight! :pac:

    Now I haz a confuzed....you are only in your 20's right? Maybe nearly 30? Not exactly Cougar yet! :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,134 ✭✭✭Lux23


    On Monday mornings. Things will look rosier by Thursday.
    Abitar wrote: »
    You're a 'the glass is half empty' kinda girl, aren't ya? :p



    Damn straight! :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    Kiera wrote: »
    I've yet to find someone i'm willing to give up my nights out for. It will take a very brave man to try tame me ;)

    I could tame ya

    The ptoblem is you couldn't tame me :P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    I could tame ya

    The ptoblem is you couldn't tame me :P
    Hmmmm a challenge, i likes them ;)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    I have a question.....

    Why can't someone have both? Surely that is the ideal situation? Discretion is the name of the game people!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Now I haz a confuzed....you are only in your 20's right? Maybe nearly 30? Not exactly Cougar yet! :D

    Iam 30 =P

    Rawr.
    Lux23 wrote: »
    On Monday mornings. Things will look rosier by Thursday.

    I hear that sistah :/


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    Abitar wrote: »
    Iam 30 :D

    Rawr.

    OK then you are getting there.... http://www.fracewildlifeart.com/prints/cougar_cub.jpg

    :D 5 more years and you are allowed to be a full fledged student screwing cougar! :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    OK then you are getting there.... http://www.fracewildlifeart.com/prints/cougar_cub.jpg

    :D 5 more years and you are allowed to be a full fledged student screwing cougar! :D

    Naww. So no brownie points for doing it now? :( :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 58,456 ✭✭✭✭ibarelycare


    Abitar wrote: »
    Naww. So no brownie points for doing it now? :( :pac:

    If you're a cougar at 30, how young would the guy be?? :eek::eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    Abitar wrote: »
    Naww. So no brownie points for doing it now? :( :pac:

    Only if you bake brownies for them to have as they leave in the morning! :D

    <3 Abi, she is the easiest person to thankswhore off!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    If you're a cougar at 30, how young would the guy be?? :eek::eek:
    What's the legal age?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    Kiera wrote: »
    What's the legal age?

    It's never illegal...it's more a guideline really!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    If you're a cougar at 30, how young would the guy be?? :eek::eek:
    I should be arrested really :pac:
    Only if you bake brownies for them to have as they leave in the morning! :D
    I'll be a good little cougar and even drop them to school ;)
    <3 Abi, she is the easiest person to thankswhore off!

    I'm fuckin' taking that back now, ya little shit :D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Abitar wrote: »
    What do you mean 'if'? The kids facking lave the cougars ;)

    Sugar Daddies ain't too unpopular either .. :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,990 ✭✭✭Darksaga87


    Im in a realationship now, had to, after I felt the unltimate rejection..... my hand fell asleep.....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    Sugar Daddies ain't too unpopular either .. :p

    I'm also partial to these... :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Abitar wrote: »
    I'm also partial to these... :D

    Only thing is, I have no Sugar :D

    Just old, let's face it ..

    Cougars can get the young'uns without the money.

    How is it fair that the male equivalent needs to be minted :(

    Ah well, I'll just stick to hiring sports cars by the hour and cruising the strip* for now.

    *Harcourt St / Copper Face Jacks


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    Only thing is, I have no Sugar :D

    Just old, let's face it ..

    Cougars can get the young'uns without the money.

    How is it fair that the male equivalent needs to be minted :(

    Ah well, I'll just stick to hiring sports cars by the hour and cruising the strip* for now.

    *Harcourt St / Copper Face Jacks

    Not always true. A hefty langer helps though :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Abitar wrote: »
    Not always true. A hefty langer helps though :pac:
    Which is something that is also hard to find :(


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,173 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    Look harder dammit! :D

    Rejoice in the awareness of feeling stupid, for that’s how you end up learning new things. If you’re not aware you’re stupid, you probably are.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Abitar wrote: »
    Not always true. A hefty langer helps though :pac:

    True and I have a photo of it in my wallet also :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Wibbs wrote: »
    Look harder dammit! :D
    And get a name for myself? :eek:

    Ok then :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Kiera wrote: »
    Which is something that is also hard to find :(

    You're doing it wrong. You're not dropping the hand before you take 'em home, are you?

    For a small fee, I'll lend you my little black book :pac:
    Wibbs wrote: »
    Look harder dammit! :D
    +1 (harder... tee hee)
    OutlawPete wrote: »
    True and I have a photo of it in my wallet also :p
    Can I see your wallet for a sec?

    *flutters eyelashes*
    Kiera wrote: »
    And get a name for myself? :eek:

    Ok then :D

    /facepalm

    Theres no helping some women! =P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Abitar wrote: »
    You're doing it wrong. You're not dropping the hand before you take 'em home, are you?

    For a small fee, I'll lend you my little black book :pac:
    Of course i am dropping the hand. Sure thats my "chat up line" at the bar. You hardly think i'm gonna bring them home to find they have a button mushroom now do you?

    I'm too innocent to use your little black book ;)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,971 ✭✭✭we'llallhavetea_old


    Kiera wrote: »
    I'm too innocent to use your little black book ;)

    well i'm not, hand it over abi :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    You? Innocent? :pac: :pac:




    Suit yourself then. Those nights can be so long and cold babes.. you remember that!



    Its all yours WAHT :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    Kiera wrote: »
    Of course i am dropping the hand. Sure thats my "chat up line" at the bar. You hardly think i'm gonna bring them home to find they have a button mushroom now do you?

    I'm too innocent to use your little black book ;)

    Remember Kiera, a morning of awkwardness beats a night of loneliness! :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Abitar wrote: »
    Can I see your wallet for a sec?

    *flutters eyelashes*

    It's not my cock, just some guy's big langer off Gaydar :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Abitar wrote: »
    You? Innocent? :pac: :pac:




    Suit yourself then. Those nights can be so long and cold babes.. you remember that!



    Its all yours WAHT :D
    Remember Kiera, a morning of awkwardness beats a night of loneliness! :D
    Wooooh peeps. I gots me a bed warmer ;) I'm not gonna die alone and smelling of cat wee just yet!

    /i feel like i'm on bloody trial for not wanting a BF (right now) :mad:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    Kiera wrote: »
    Wooooh peeps. I gots me a bed warmer ;) I'm not gonna die alone and smelling of cat wee just yet!

    /i feel like i'm on bloody trial for not wanting a BF (right now) :mad:

    You're not on trial...I just like quoting Californication! :D

    Also, you would more than likely have to stand trial if you DID want a BF! :P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Remember Kiera, a morning of awkwardness beats a night of loneliness! :D
    The lad has a point....
    OutlawPete wrote: »
    It's not my cock, just some guy's big langer off Gaydar :D
    It'll do! :pac:

    /fap
    Kiera wrote: »
    Wooooh peeps. I gots me a bed warmer ;) I'm not gonna die alone and smelling of cat wee just yet!

    /i feel like i'm on bloody trial for not wanting a BF (right now) :mad:

    We're not trying to get you a boyfriend, just the roide :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    You're not on trial...I just like quoting Californication! :D

    Also, you would more than likely have to stand trial if you DID want a BF! :P
    This is true. Couldnt go through all that again.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Abitar wrote: »
    We're not trying to get you a boyfriend, just the roide :pac:
    Jesus woman, are you blonde? I'm waiting to find someone worth taking home, remember!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    Kiera wrote: »
    Jesus woman, are you blonde? I'm waiting to find someone worth taking home, remember!

    Problem is, they can't prove their worth til you take them home...so get yourself a male harem! :D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Problem is, they can't prove their worth til you take them home...so get yourself a male harem! :D
    Course they can:
    Kiera wrote: »
    Of course i am dropping the hand. Sure thats my "chat up line" at the bar. You hardly think i'm gonna bring them home to find they have a button mushroom now do you?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    Kiera wrote: »
    Course they can:

    They could still be useless! Just because someone has the tool to do a job doesn't mean they know how to do the job!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,971 ✭✭✭we'llallhavetea_old


    They could still be useless! Just because someone has the tool to do a job doesn't mean they know how to do the job!

    they just need to maintain, we can work it ourselves ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    They could still be useless! Just because someone has the tool to do a job doesn't mean they know how to do the job!
    they just need to maintain, we can work it ourselves ;)
    ^^^^This :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    So then.....who want's to have a beers? :P


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,494 ✭✭✭Columbia


    Relationship gets my vote. My girlfriend enriches every single day of my life, supports me in everything I do, I never have to ask for anything twice from her.

    I wouldn't swap her for a Ferrari full of naked supermodels :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 58,456 ✭✭✭✭ibarelycare


    Columbia wrote: »
    Relationship gets my vote. My girlfriend enriches every single day of my life, supports me in everything I do, I never have to ask for anything twice from her.


    Puke!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Kiera wrote: »
    Jesus woman, are you blonde? I'm waiting to find someone worth taking home, remember!
    Yes I am :p

    Theres no point if hes crap in the sack though Kiera, as shallow as that may sound. Well, at least it would matter a lot to me!
    Problem is, they can't prove their worth til you take them home...so get yourself a male harem! :D
    +1
    They could still be useless! Just because someone has the tool to do a job doesn't mean they know how to do the job!
    Exactly.
    they just need to maintain, we can work it ourselves ;)
    This is also true :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    Columbia wrote: »
    Relationship gets my vote. My girlfriend enriches every single day of my life, supports me in everything I do, I never have to ask for anything twice from her.

    I wouldn't swap her for a Ferrari full of naked supermodels :D

    In fairness, you could only fit 2 supermodels into a ferrari and they are WAYYYYY to skinny.

    Fcuk this girlfriend business, give me 2 slappers who enjoy sex and who are free from disease and daddy issues and I would be happy! :D Older and with some money would be a major ++++++


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Abitar wrote: »
    Yes I am :p

    Theres no point if hes crap in the sack though Kiera, as shallow as that may sound. Well, at least it would matter a lot to me!
    So if they're crap you wouldnt go back for seconds? I mean how else would you teach them what to do?


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