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Relationships vs On The Pull

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Abitar wrote: »
    It'll do! :pac:

    /fap

    How come German Langers are always the biggest?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 58,456 ✭✭✭✭ibarelycare


    Minidazzler how old are you? :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    Minidazzler how old are you? :D

    Young enough that they are cougars, old enough that they won't go to Jail! :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,919 ✭✭✭RosyLily


    I always thought I'd prefer being single but it really depends on your OH. I love having my independence, going out with friends and doing my own thing. If I could keep that I'd be sorted!
    The male version of me would be perfect!:D
    Have been single for nearly 8 months so I might be ready for another relationship.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 58,456 ✭✭✭✭ibarelycare


    I think I'm too young to be a cougar. It's a future ambition though.

    A couple of years ago I DID kiss a boy in a nightclub and then he asked me to come to his pre-debs with him :( so I'm on the way!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    they just need to maintain

    How dare you .. :mad:

    Tis very hard difficult to stay aroused for long periods of time I'll have you know.

    How would you like it if your vagina snapped shut when your nipples weren't erect :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Kiera wrote: »
    So if they're crap you wouldnt go back for seconds? I mean how else would you teach them what to do?
    Eh no! wouldn't have the patience. Why do we have to teach them? :p
    Minidazzler how old are you? :D

    I was just thinkin' the saaaaame thing :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    Abitar wrote: »
    Yes I am :p

    Theres no point if hes crap in the sack though Kiera, as shallow as that may sound. Well, at least it would matter a lot to me!

    Totally agree-when you get to a certain age(ie mine) you don't want to be having to teach a fella where to be putting it-you just wanna get down to the good stuff:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,971 ✭✭✭we'llallhavetea_old


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    How dare you .. :mad:

    Tis very hard difficult to stay aroused for long periods of time I'll have you know.

    How would you like it if your vagina snapped shut when your nipples weren't hard :p


    NEXT! :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Abitar wrote: »
    Eh no! wouldn't have the patience. Why do we have to teach them? :p
    Ah come on, Abs. If they have the "goods" and only need a bit of teaching then why not? Maybe its the caring side of me that makes me want to help them? :D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 58,456 ✭✭✭✭ibarelycare


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    How dare you .. :mad:

    Tis very hard difficult to stay aroused for long periods of time I'll have you know.

    How would you like it if your vagina snapped shut when your nipples weren't hard :p

    :D:D

    Ouch for the guy TBH! 'Twould serve him right for not doing the job properly though :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    Kiera wrote: »
    Ah come on, Abs. If they have the "goods" and only need a bit of teaching then why not? Maybe its the caring side of me that makes me want to help them? :D

    Obviously, you just want to be all dom and beat them for not getting it right, like a school teacher or something!


    I am looking to get back to college! :P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15 ljohnson


    relationship any day


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Kiera wrote: »
    Ah come on, Abs. If they have the "goods" and only need a bit of teaching then why not? Maybe its the caring side of me that makes me want to help them? :D

    Nawww Christ woman! Do you wanna mother them or do ya wanna cum?



    Abitar... telling it how it is since 1979 :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    How dare you .. :mad:

    Tis very hard difficult to stay aroused for long periods of time I'll have you know.

    How would you like it if your vagina snapped shut when your nipples weren't erect :p

    yeah but it's fun getting it standing back to attention too when that happens;)..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    Abitar wrote: »
    Nawww Christ woman! Do you wanna mother them or do ya wanna cum?



    Abitar... telling it how it is since 1979 :pac:

    Maybe she wants both? A little roleplay! :P

    Also, 1979? lol, you will turn 31 when I turn 21! :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 58,456 ✭✭✭✭ibarelycare


    Maybe she wants both? A little roleplay! :P

    Also, 1979? lol, you will turn 31 when I turn 21! :D

    There you go Abi, sorted ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,488 ✭✭✭pikachucheeks


    Columbia wrote: »
    Relationship gets my vote. My girlfriend enriches every single day of my life, supports me in everything I do, I never have to ask for anything twice from her.

    I wouldn't swap her for a Ferrari full of naked supermodels :D

    I think that's really sweet! :o
    It's nice to come across someone who's truly appreciative of their partner!

    I voted for being in a relationship. Although, in saying that, I have had fun being single and / or "on the pull" as well. It depends on where you are, at a particular stage of your life, definitely.

    Also, I think it depends on the type of relationship. Obviously, I'd prefer being single to being in a relationship with someone who was overly clingy, obsessive and OTT jealous.

    I like the more laid-back style of relationship, where you both have plenty of 'me' time and time for your friends and other priorities in your life too.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    Abitar wrote: »
    Nawww Christ woman! Do you wanna mother them or do ya wanna cum?



    Abitar... telling it how it is since 1979 :pac:

    I think you should change your sig so:pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    ljohnson wrote: »
    relationship any day

    monogamy = monotony


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    Maybe she wants both? A little roleplay! :P

    Also, 1979? lol, you will turn 31 when I turn 21! :D

    Oi,there's nothing wrong with turning 31 this year!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Abitar wrote: »
    Nawww Christ woman! Do you wanna mother them or do ya wanna cum?
    I want to sit and play scrabble with them and then tuck them in to bed :p

    I'm sorry but i've seen too many innies to risk getting caught with another so i'd rather have someone with the goods who i could mould ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,488 ✭✭✭pikachucheeks


    monogamy = monotony

    Just wait 'til you're whipped! ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    alwaysadub wrote: »
    Oi,there's nothing wrong with turning 31 this year!!!

    Never said there was! :D Just stating the obvious! :D I r 21 in 8 week, which basically means, I am going through a quarter life crisis!
    Kiera wrote: »
    I want to sit and play scrabble with them and then tuck them in to bed :p

    I'm sorry but i've seen too many innies to risk getting caught with another so i'd rather have someone with the goods who i could mould ;)


    Mould?
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cynthia_Plaster_Caster


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Also, 1979? lol, you will turn 31 when I turn 21! :D
    Gizza shout when that happens, lets make it go out with a bang ;)
    There you go Abi, sorted ;)
    Score :pac:
    alwaysadub wrote: »
    I think you should change your sig so:pac:
    That is a jolly good idea. Thankkhuuu :)
    alwaysadub wrote: »
    Oi,there's nothing wrong with turning 31 this year!!!
    Damn straight!
    Kiera wrote: »
    I want to sit and play scrabble with them and then tuck them in to bed :p

    I'm sorry but i've seen too many innies to risk getting caught with another so i'd rather have someone with the goods who i could mould ;)
    Ugh. Reeks of effort :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    Just wait 'til you're whipped! ;)

    literally or metaphorically? :confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    Never said there was! :D Just stating the obvious! :D I r 21 in 8 week, which basically means, I am going through a quarter life crisis!

    :eek:
    Wait till you're about to turn 30-then come talk to me bout having a crisis cos of your age:(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,488 ✭✭✭pikachucheeks


    literally or metaphorically? :confused:

    I'll let you decide that one for yourself! :D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    Just wait 'til you're whipped! ;)

    If that's being metaphorical....feck off would ya! :P

    Literal...let's get this show on the road! :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    alwaysadub wrote: »
    :eek:
    Wait till you're about to turn 30-then come talk to me bout having a crisis cos of your age:(

    Luckily when I turn 30, I will be allowed to screw college girls! :D

    I'm young enough now and I can't get over the thoughts of older wimmins....when I get old I know I am gonna be that perv who screws 20 year olds! :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    alwaysadub wrote: »
    yeah but it's fun getting it standing back to attention too when that happens;)..

    It is indeed ;)

    I'd imagine it must feel quite nice for a woman to put something warm and soft in their mouth and then just by using a little saliva and blowing with your lips positioned right and your tongue kept low, you can make it come out four times the size it went in.

    Hubba Bubba was always my favourite bubble gum ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    It is indeed ;)

    I'd imagine it must feel quite nice for a woman to put something warm and soft in their mouth and then just by using a little saliva and blowing with your lips positioned right and your tongue kept low, you can make it come out four times the size it went in.

    Hubba Bubba was always my favourite bubble gum ;)

    ya i love blowing balloons up alright:p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    Abitar wrote: »
    Gizza shout when that happens, lets make it go out with a bang ;)

    :

    I'm hoping I can find a Harem for that night! :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    It is indeed ;)

    I'd imagine it must feel quite nice for a woman to put something warm and soft in their mouth and then just by using a little saliva and blowing with your lips positioned right and your tongue kept low, you can make it come out four times the size it went in.

    Hubba Bubba was always my favourite bubble gum ;)

    OutlawPete, the master of the double entendre :pac:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    Luckily when I turn 30, I will be allowed to screw college girls! :D

    I'm young enough now and I can't get over the thoughts of older wimmins....when I get old I know I am gonna be that perv who screws 20 year olds! :D

    If you're lucky enough:D
    What do you consider"old" btw??


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    alwaysadub wrote: »
    If you're lucky enough:D
    What do you consider"old" btw??

    Old is very relative for me!

    Like a woman can be 30, but old, by being a boring old biddy who does nothing.

    But a woman can be 55 and young, by just having a laugh with their lives, not sitting at home lamenting getting old.

    It's a state of mind really I think.

    But older than 60 and I doubt I would want to even try! :P


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Abitar wrote: »
    Wait till Biggins sees this thread, he'll have a field day 0/

    Ode To The Relationship!

    Aaa... the throws of continuous love
    where in haste there is no other,
    The joy of long relationships
    are the better for a better lover.

    Ye who seek the quickie sought
    will never gain loves thunder,
    The hearts and pulse that do race
    better lovers - bodies asunder.

    Biggins, I, am but mortal
    and the seek the joys of sex,
    but better the one that always returns
    than always looking for the next!

    And so I go to tup my wife
    Amid lifes tunes airing,
    Not with a cold hearted wench
    but with one of deepest caring.

    Biggins! :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    Biggins wrote: »
    Ode To The Relationship!

    Aaa... the throws of continuous love
    where in haste there is no other,
    The joy of long relationships
    are the better for a better lover.

    Ye who seek the quickie sought
    will never gain loves thunder,
    The hearts and pulse that do race
    better lovers - bodies asunder.

    Biggins, I, am but mortal
    and the seek the joys of sex,
    but better the one that always returns
    than always looking for the next!

    And so I go to tup my wife
    Amid lifes tunes airing,
    Not with a cold hearted wench
    but with one of deepest caring.

    Biggins! :D

    Sick. Just sick :mad:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Biggins, I think you just killed my vag :p


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    Biggins wrote: »
    Ode To The Relationship!

    Aaa... the throws of continuous love
    where in haste there is no other,
    The joy of long relationships
    are the better for a better lover.

    Ye who seek the quickie sought
    will never gain loves thunder,
    The hearts and pulse that do race
    better lovers - bodies asunder.

    Biggins, I, am but mortal
    and the seek the joys of sex,
    but better the one that always returns
    than always looking for the next!

    And so I go to tup my wife
    Amid lifes tunes airing,
    Not with a cold hearted wench
    but with one of deepest caring.

    Biggins! :D

    Oh, you wanna play that game do you?


    Ode to Stranger Sex.

    Half wasted, she's basted,
    in a strangers bed, she faced it.
    Heavy breaths, shallow depths,
    Our glass slipper, saving debts.

    Roll on, roll off,
    get on, to get off,
    unknown people, unfamiliar faces,
    she travels through strange places.

    Smile on her face, lust on her lips,
    Never has she given her tips.
    Night time rendevous, dark meetings,
    dark places with strange faces.


    Screw relationships! :D


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Abitar wrote: »
    Biggins, I think you just killed my vag :p
    :pac:

    I am what I am and just a man
    A being that does lust.
    I seek a heart that loves in kind
    Seeking union in hearts a must.

    Hold still and firm for they will come
    those that seek you heart,
    They are ones whom are different
    They that whom should never depart.

    I do not seek to sap you passion
    but in truth to fire it more,
    If you were my horny wife
    I'd beat my way to your door!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    The last verse was ok :D


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,397 ✭✭✭✭Degsy


    For me it has to be relationship.
    I've been single for years and have had more than my share of "being on the pull"..it just wasnt doing it for me anymore..i always wanted to meet somebody i actually enjoyed hanging out with and spending time with...getting the balance right after being single for so long isnt always easy but i'll get there!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Abitar wrote: »
    Biggins, I think you just killed my vag :p

    That thing could never die.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,689 ✭✭✭Kasabian


    Abitar wrote: »
    Biggins, I think you just killed my vag :p


    It's fine , it's nearly Easter it will be reborn :pac:


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    lonad wrote: »
    It's fine , it's nearly Easter it will be reborn :pac:
    Eggsactly! :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Fago! wrote: »
    That thing could never die.

    I know. It owns me :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Abitar wrote: »
    I know. It owns me :(

    ....and me and Tar and at least 79% of boards.ie. :P

    As for me, I have yet to be in a relationship (This is where you go awwwwwwww) but I'm betting it's hella good.



























    I'm so lonely :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    Fago! wrote: »
    ....and me and Tar and at least 79% of boards.ie. :P

    As for me, I have yet to be in a relationship (This is where you go awwwwwwww) but I'm betting it's hella good.



























    I'm so lonely :(


    Aaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwww


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