HOW TO GET A GIRLFRIEND

Fago!

Orgy anyone?

alanatoday

If he was a tad older than fifteen, I'd say he was fair game tbh

*mind wanders *

Sarky

Solitaire wrote: »

Cradlesnatcher!! :P

The Law is displeased...

The Leader, on the other hand...

Is still displeased. There's a place for inane chatter. Use it before The Leader takes over my account and does something we're all going to regret.

parker kent

Given your penchant for light poetry, maybe do a Ron Burgundy and get many leather-bound books and an apartment that smells of rich mahogany. Then you will be a really big deal and alanatoday might be won over

TanG411

If you stop shouting/trolling then we will help you get a girlfriend:

1. Find a girl
2. Bring her to your house
3. ???
4. Profit!

Capt'n Midnight

Whose girlfriend are you trying to get ?

nialldeman

no ones

billymitchell

I cant believe you stopped typing in caps. Girls dont like men who back down easily, so you are definitely not helping your chances.
But hang around here for a while and you will definitely find the answer on how to find a girlfriend. DEFINITELY

Solitaire

billymitchell wrote: »

Girls dont like men who back down easily

Girls like caps even less. Almost as little as people who try to incite CAPS LOCK fail!

Joey the lips

koth wrote: »

Have you tried collecting the tokens on the boxes of coco-pops??:pac:

I wish i could thank this post... I will use it for years

Solitaire

Joey the lips wrote: »

I wish i could thank this post...

Just. Don't.

clarke1991

you could just press the read button<<<:p
or ring them lol

Corkfeen

If theres light poetry, does that mean they have hard core poetry too?;)

billymitchell

Solitaire wrote: »

Girls like caps even less. Almost as little as people who try to incite CAPS LOCK fail!

Girls love big strong men, who are the human equivalent of caps locks!!

Hank_Jones

My advice is to lie about everything.

It will be a short term girlfriend, but you will get one.

Pwezem

Troll..


trolololol

Hank_Jones

It's also good to say that you have really good job and are quite wealthy, just don't bring them anywhere expensive.

Mrmoe

Flash your big wallet, that i sall you need.

Matt Holck

all I see is a row of zeros

nialldeman

so i took all that advice and none of it worked

Star Lord

You should try opening your own fair trade diamond mine. Bitches love fair trade diamond mines.

southcentralts

You should have paced yourself, this is a marathon not a sprint. This time take it slowly - and don't forget to SHOUT.

Capt'n Midnight

King George VI

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Pot noodles

New 3D tv? Get outta here.

Valentines day is THIS year? Sh!te.

Doctor Strange

Here, OP, my friend is single, check out their profile http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?=743264506

southcentralts

Unforgettable _ Fire wrote: »

Here, OP, my friend is single, check out their profile http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?=743264506

My secret identity had been compromised, that robot fortune teller was right - me nemesis would reveal themselves through my greatest weakness, which turns out to be an inability to ignore a link.

Game on, I will begin assembling an army so fierce and powerful, we will crush you and anyone else involved in this conspiracy.

We should grab a coffee and sway a few war stories, nam was rough on all of us.

King George VI

southcentralts wrote: »

My secret identity had been compromised, that robot fortune teller was right - me nemesis would reveal themselves through my greatest weakness, which turns out to be an inability to ignore a link.

Game on, I will begin assembling an army so fierce and powerful, we will crush you and anyone else involved in this conspiracy.

We should grab a coffee and sway a few war stories, nam was rough on all of us.

You weren't there myeeeeaan. T_T

southcentralts

Sure was, fighting right alongside Moses when we stormed Normandy. I was intrenched with the Australian 23rd airborne boomerang division. I was the one who came up the great idea of combining the boomerang with the grenade. Sadly my whole unit perished shortly after, during training drills, though I was dishonourably recharged.

King George VI

Your account of history is vastly different than mine. In mine, there were more Indians.

Matt Holck

you must have great belief in the adaptivity of the human animal