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comic song or rhyme for wedding anniversary

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  • 23-03-2010 2:18pm
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    gubby
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    Not sure if this is the right forum so mods feel free to change.
    I am going to an 25th wedding anniversary party next week and I am looking for some comic songs or rhymes to sing or say. (for everyone's sake it would be better to say as I am not a singer)
    I have tried google so if anyone know any or a link I would appreciate help with this
    cheers


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    Jordan Berbatov
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    fuck her gently, tenacious d, dedicate it to the couple


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    TheZohanS
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    Moved to Humour; where all the funny people hang out.


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    Trashbat
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    Check out GMC's best man speech on youtube, could give you some ideas. I cant link to it because I have no access (couldnt be bothered).

    Or check the humour forum for the old man and wife jokes.


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    RoundTower
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    this sounds perfect for the occasion:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7K2tCp0CMV8


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    RoundTower
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    and if you can get away with that you may as well tell this one
    A couple are celebrating their 30th wedding anniversary and manage to book the very same resort, even hotel room, that they used on their honeymoon.

    Deciding to give her husband a little treat, the wife slips off into the bathroom while hubby's watching TV to slip on the negligee that she wore that first night together.

    She opens the bathroom door, and her husband looks over. "What were you thinking 25 years ago, darling?" she asks.

    "I was thinking," he replies, "that I'm going to suck your tits dry and **** your brains out."

    She smiles. "And now?"

    He replies, "I'm thinking I did a pretty good job of it."


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    Dravokivich
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    @RoundTower

    Slick man!


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