First Time!

MrPain

alan1990 wrote: »

Go out there and spread the chlamydia:D

FYP

robby^5

Can I come too?

Swampy

Take pictures god damn it!!

markok84

bonzodog2 wrote: »

I have been told some ladies are able to fit on a condom orally.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quHiKN-pCrM

UrbanSea

Odds on it not happening?
Prove me wrong snas;)

CianRyan

He better still be in bed with her, that's the only excuse for not reporting back!

UrbanSea

Did he mean last night or tonight when he posted at 4 this morning? Must have been last night so

2 stroke

I might be too late with this advice, but just in case, my advice is to get in loads of practice beforehand, she sure did.

Son Of A Vidic

Is this thread for real? Is the OP genuine or is he using an alias? Because he couldn't have come down in the last rain shower surely?

phill106

hopefully he is midthrust as i type.....



fap fap....fap...fap..

billymitchell

First time fail???

bronte

phill106 wrote: »

hopefully he is midthrust as i type.....

At 8.01pm? :eek:

weiland79

Agricola wrote: »

Avoid the backdoor...........

Actually i think you should go straight for the back door.
Start as you mean to go on i say!

lorebringer

Snas...

Buy and use a condom before the big event - shower will do!
Have plenty spare, just in case.
Buy lube, another just in case, big supermarkets sell plenty of it (DON'T go near anything oil based, water based FTW)
Wack off at some point in the day before the event, my OH recommends before the "date" but I don't recall there being one, just an "event". Preferably a few hours before (or so I have been told).
Make sure the sheets are clean - you don't want her lying in your congealed bodily fluids.
Make sure you are clean - increases you potential for her to say hello - and brush your teeth (nothing worse than bad breath!)
Don't drink/smoke/intake anything drug related before hand, or at least not too much.

Lastly, good luck!

LD 50

C'mon snas. We all know you didn't last this long. Give us all the gorey details. Did you get the right one or were you just humping her leg?
;-)

Knifey Spoony

Bet he suggested some wolfbagging to her, she threw him out of the bed and now he is to ashamed to come back on here and tell us what happened!

antodeco

This is like watching porn via Teletext!

Skuxx

Well snas, any update??

bronte

antodeco wrote: »

This is like watching porn via Teletext!

Frustrating and unsatisfying?

Bonito

bronte wrote: »

Frustrating and unsatisfying?

That's just teletxt full stop TBH.;)

BiggieIRIE

haha

Foreplay, they love it!!

And moan like you enjoying it man, then ride it like a horse man, whip it good :-)

Abi

CianRyan wrote: »

He better still be in bed with her, that's the only excuse for not reporting back!

Or he didn't get him in and too embaressed to say

migozarad

They luv it when you ground 'n' pound...

Mr Freeze

Andres Delicious Toothbrush wrote: »

Do the spiderman on her, but in order for it to work, you have to surprise her... women fcuking love it. She'll tell all her friends and you will get as much sex as you want, but you have to do it right... Sounds odd, but they love it for some reason. This move has helped me out so much in the past...

Here's a description.

he act of jizzing in your hand after pulling out and then throwing it in your partner's eye.
Girl 1: Why are your eyes all red and swollen?
Girl 2: My boyfriend spiderman'd me last night.

Pure Class!!!!

You Sir, are a legend!

FlutterinBantam

So what's the word Mr Shine.

Is the bell in flitthers and her flaps lookin like a bearth of Haffners honey smoked, with plenty of grease in the pan?

let's have ya big boy.;)

General Zod

in before rickroll.

Glenster

Here's a tip, get out and meet a real person instead of pretending on the internet.

Creed Bratton

Id just like to say, good luck, we're all counting on you.

Cormic

I am dying to know what happened. Epic thread.

FlutterinBantam

Glenster wrote: »

Here's a tip, get out and meet a real person instead of pretending on the internet.

:eek:

Shure we all know that, but it's a bit of crack.

BluesBerry

What happened!!!!!

Ive spend the best part of an hour reading this I have about 30 tabs open with stuff of a pornographic nature in them and now im going to have to restart browser in the hopes that no one checks my history

Op you cant leave it like this if you better report back on your lil adventure

Its like reading a great book and someone has ripped out the last page :mad:

Hurry Up and tell us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Snas

Sorry I didn't reply earlier lads, but I'm only after getting back from her house.

Sútalún

Snas wrote: »

Sorry I didn't reply earlier lads, but I'm only after getting back from her house.

....and???

bronte

Well????

Snas

The deed has been done....twice!

A sum total of about 30 seconds, but still...TWICE!!

BluesBerry

Snas wrote: »

Sorry I didn't reply earlier lads, but I'm only after getting back from her house.

Out with it!!!!

Bonito

Snas wrote: »

The deed has been done....twice!

A sum total of about 30 seconds, but still...TWICE!!

I'm off to make a poll in legends of the boards!!!!

I call a sticky!!!!!

bronte

Snas wrote: »

The deed has been done....twice!

A sum total of about 30 seconds, but still...TWICE!!

Epic!

Bonito

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055868542 :cool:

alwaysadub

You managed to do what poor Feeky didn't :pac:
Well done man

Snas

I had fapped so much before it that there wasn't much left to give.

Plus her mother was asleep in the next room so I had to try and keep it quiet.

Avoided the backdoor, contemplated wolfbagging but decided against it in the end! :pac:

There was a surprising lack of tears, although I could have sworn I heard sobbing coming from the bathroom!! Tears of joy maybe?

Feeky Magee

alwaysadub wrote: »

You managed to do what poor Feeky didn't :pac:
Well done man

Harsh.

jonny ambition

Well that's twice more than the rest of us have ever got.

Pudsy33

Legend!

AllInOne

So Snas, was it everything you thought it would be, and more?:P

Bonito

Snas wrote: »

I had fapped so much before it that there wasn't much left to give.

Plus her mother was asleep in the next room so I had to try and keep it quiet.

Avoided the backdoor, contemplated wolfbagging but decided against it in the end! :pac:

There was a surprising lack of tears, although I could have sworn I heard sobbing coming from the bathroom!! Tears of joy maybe?

Tears of joy? Well, she came back for a second time didn't she?

You better have caressed and had a lot foreplay beforehand!

jonny ambition

So.... when do we meet her?

They grow up so fast don't they?

*sniff*

FlutterinBantam

Was she as tight as... well your fav. **** flannell?

Did you ..erm... give the budgie's tongue a little tickle?

Dublin_Gunner

I don't believe you, pics or GTFO


Forefairplay to ya.

You shall now be riding like the clappers for the next couple of months.

Before you know it, it will go from being a fairly awkward pump n' dump to posing like a German pr0nstar, pumping form all sorts of positions.

But for gawd sake man, don't get up up the spout!

ciano1

Snas wrote: »

The deed has been done....twice!

A sum total of about 30 seconds, but still...TWICE!!

If only she was reading this thread...
It would have been your first..and last times doing it with her!