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  • #302
    Bolag_the_2nd
    Registered Users Posts: 1,224 ✭✭✭Bolag_the_2nd


    i am so proud of our boy. we reared him up gud, ;)


  • #303
    Mr Freeze
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,618 ✭✭✭Mr Freeze


    Feeky Magee wrote: »
    Harsh. :(

    I still prefer your thread though.


  • #304
    ScumLord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    Ye've corrupted the poor lads soul he now lives in sin and is going to hell, I hope your all happy with yourselves. The only thing to do now is marry the girl, she's probably pregnant with AIDs by now though.


  • #305
    Glenster
    Registered Users Posts: 2,626 ✭✭✭Glenster


    Could everyone please stop encouraging him.


  • #306
    Dr.Silly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,759 ✭✭✭Dr.Silly


    Snas wrote: »
    The deed has been done....twice! :D

    A sum total of about 30 seconds, but still...TWICE!!


    I hope you changed your johnny in between !!


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  • #307
    Bonito
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    Dr.Silly wrote: »
    I hope you changed your johnny in between !!
    Don't be silly.


  • #308
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Dr.Silly wrote: »
    I hope you changed your johnny in between !!

    It would be highly foolish to end up trapped in marriage for not packing the requisite rubber.


  • #309
    Noopti
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,776 ✭✭✭Noopti


    orourkeda wrote: »
    It would be highly foolish to end up trapped in marriage for not packing the requisite rubber.

    There is always the "withdrawal method"


  • #310
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Bonito wrote: »
    Don't be silly.

    Wrap yore willy


  • #311
    Bonito
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    Fago! wrote: »
    Wrap yore willy
    I wasn't the one getting action over the wknd Snas was :pac:


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  • #312
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Bonito wrote: »
    I wasn't the one getting action over the wknd Snas was :pac:

    Ahhh, congrats snas.


  • #313
    Quality
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,900 ✭✭✭Quality


    Make sure to wash your willy first...


  • #314
    LD 50
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,559 ✭✭✭LD 50


    Snas. Welcome to Manhood.
    Population: you


  • #315
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    Well done snas, once you master it with one move onto two or more!


  • #316
    The Davestator
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,523 ✭✭✭The Davestator


    this has been a great thread - especially the first few pages where we learned of 'spider manning' someone and had other notable suggestions such as 'ride her like a bull at a gate of like a stolen bike'
    thanks snas:D


  • #317
    Kettle316
    Registered Users Posts: 282 ✭✭Kettle316


    Snas wrote: »
    The deed has been done....twice! :D

    A sum total of about 30 seconds, but still...TWICE!!

    What a man!!:D


  • #318
    Skuxx
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,378 ✭✭✭Skuxx


    Fair play Snas! You are a true legend!

    I have to ask though, besides a bit of hide the sausage, what did you do in her house for about 36 hours?


  • #319
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    Feeky Magee wrote: »
    Harsh. :(

    Aw sorry,was only taking the piss.
    Your thread was on a whole other level though!


  • #320
    Skuxx
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,378 ✭✭✭Skuxx


    alwaysadub wrote: »
    Your thread was on a whole other level though!

    Any link to this thread?? I wana read it!


  • #321
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    i'm on my mobile. I'm sure someone will link it for ya. You can't just flick through it though,has to be read through. So spare yourself an hour or two :)


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  • #322
    midlandsmissus
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,838 ✭✭✭midlandsmissus


    Fair play to ya Snas....and whoever linked to that Grab a Granny is DEAD!!!


  • #323
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Snas wrote: »
    The deed has been done....twice! :D
    You da man!
    A sum total of about 30 seconds, but still...TWICE!!

    I'd say she was facking delighted with that! lucky bish ;)


  • #324
    Als76
    Registered Users Posts: 101 ✭✭Als76


    Snas wrote: »
    The deed has been done....twice! :D

    A sum total of about 30 seconds, but still...TWICE!!

    Well Done SNAS now your a man you have to do the right thing and go in and tell her father what you done and dont think he wont notice you getting touchy feely with the apple of his eye. let me know how you get on.


  • #325
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Snas wrote: »
    The deed has been done....twice! :D
    Heyyyyyyy ...well done :)

    *cartwheels across room *
    A sum total of about 30 seconds, but still...TWICE!!

    Ahhhhhhhhhhhh ;)


  • #326
    billymitchell
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,996 ✭✭✭✭billymitchell


    Well in son, well in.
    Btw, dont go boasting to normal people about your two fifteen second marathons, people here in AH are not a good reflection of real life opinion. Normal people may laugh......be warned!!
    Once again, well in:cool:


  • #327
    Tail Wagger
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 670 ✭✭✭Tail Wagger


    Jayson Stale Stork wrote: »
    Did you meet her through Facebook? If so watch out for syphilis.

    Yea you'd want to be careful of the one, Syphilis? she's dangerous...

    Well how did you get on did you fall off or wat?


  • #328
    Tail Wagger
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 670 ✭✭✭Tail Wagger


    Snas wrote: »
    The deed has been done....twice! :D

    A sum total of about 30 seconds, but still...TWICE!!

    Well tell us whose advice were you following when you were doing the deed?

    30 seconds? your joking, I suppose she was telling you all night that you were the best? Good old Midnight Cowboy?


  • #329
    noodletop
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 209 ✭✭noodletop


    alan1990 wrote: »
    Any link to this thread?? I wana read it!



    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055760092

    the thread which makes feeky the legend he is just spent 2 hours reading it and was worth every min of it.


  • #330
    tipperaryboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 948 ✭✭✭tipperaryboy


    Brillant.very entertaining thread.should be included in lengendary thread list.


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  • #331
    Bonito
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    tipperaryboy wrote: »
    Brillant.very entertaining thread.should be included in lengendary thread list.
    It's in legends of the boards under "Snas" :)


  • #332
    barney 20v
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 980 ✭✭✭barney 20v


    Bonito wrote: »
    It in legends of the boards under "Snas" :)

    and rightly so! ..... seriously this was one of the funniest things i have ever seen on line...
    fair play young fella... stage one complete..., stage 2 "shotgun wedding" imminent ?


  • #333
    Piste
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,440 ✭✭✭✭Piste


    If you don't feel a sense of guilt and shame hanging about you, you've done it wrong.


  • #334
    Bonito
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    Piste wrote: »
    If you don't feel a sense of guilt and shame hanging about you, you've done it wrong.
    I'm intrigued as to what kind of sex you're having. :)


  • #335
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Snas wrote: »
    The deed has been done....twice! :D

    A sum total of about 30 seconds, but still...TWICE!!

    What - you mean you wasted 20 seconds on foreplay?

    You'll learn. Give her the mandatory 5 of your best seconds, roll over, fart, then fall asleep like a normal dude. And never, never give it to her twice. She'll expect it all the time.

    Otherwise, well done sir.


  • #336
    Piste
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,440 ✭✭✭✭Piste


    Bonito wrote: »
    I'm intrigued as to what kind of sex you're having. :)

    The shameful, Catholic kind.


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  • #337
    rainbowtrout
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,388 ✭✭✭✭rainbowtrout


    Well he's taking a gap year over on the LC forum so he'll have plenty of time to practice...


  • #338
    baltimore sun
    Closed Accounts Posts: 483 ✭✭baltimore sun


    Snas wrote: »
    Ok so I'm 17 and I'm pretty sure that me and my girlfriend will be getting down and dirty this weekend.

    It'll be my first time, but not hers.

    So any advice? Any do's or dont's:)

    Much appreciated!

    Snas.

    dont go out with a loaded gun :D:D


  • #339
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    I haven't read the whole thread but I do hope you have fun with your sister, OP.


  • #340
    Fizman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    I heard it's ok to have sex with your first and third sister. There will be issues if it's your second sister however.


  • #341
    SV
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,534 ✭✭✭SV


    Hannah Rapping Tan wrote: »
    I haven't read the whole thread but I do hope you have fun with your sister, OP.

    best one yet..

    lmao :D


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  • #342
    NoDice
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,088 ✭✭✭NoDice


    Best thread title change EVER!!!


  • #343
    bob the bob
    Registered Users Posts: 179 ✭✭bob the bob


    Epic title change!!!


  • #344
    Kivaro
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,105 ✭✭✭Kivaro


    bob the bob wrote: »
    Epic title change!!!

    Yeah, but you have to wonder about the mod who changed the title. How come he picked that one? Is this a deep-seeded subliminal desire?
    Yeah, you have to wonder.


  • #345
    BizzyC
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,012 ✭✭✭BizzyC


    lol, what's going on with the title changes?


  • #346
    podgemonster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,228 ✭✭✭podgemonster


    Kivaro wrote: »
    Yeah, but you have to wonder about the mod who changed the title. How come he picked that one? Is this a deep-seeded subliminal desire?
    Yeah, you have to wonder.

    I agree perhaps this is a desperate attempt by a Mod to befriend similar like minded incestuous people who wana get off with their sisters.

    Shame on you!
    ...bet your sisters hot tho ;)


  • #347
    Corkfeen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,940 ✭✭✭Corkfeen


    Best thread title ever. Maybe a move over to personal issues for the thread. :p
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uzae_SqbmDE


  • #348
    LoanShark
    Registered Users Posts: 949 ✭✭✭LoanShark


    Put the head down and BULL on...

    As long as your satisfied don't worry about her!


  • #349
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Incest is Best.

    Download Taboo II and show her it :D


  • #350
    Amalgam
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,026 ✭✭✭Amalgam


    If you're a bit nervous, make things familiar, bring along and ask her to wear your Mammy's nightgown.


  • #351
    Bonito
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    Didn't the Op say his email alerts for this thread are sent to his mother? :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

    This is, EPIC!!!


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