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  • #352
    LD 50
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,559 ✭✭✭LD 50


    Nice one snas. First you pop your cherry with the missus and tell boards. then you ride your sister. Slow down. You're putting the rest of us to shame


  • #353
    Sofaspud
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,625 ✭✭✭Sofaspud


    As the old saying goes, incest is relatively fun.


  • #354
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 17,378 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    Incest is Best.

    Download Taboo II and show her it :D

    Oh no you didn't..


  • #355
    FoneMaster
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13 ✭FoneMaster


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    Incest is Best.

    Download Taboo II and show her it :D

    I have a feeling more than one boardsie user will be downloading that as we speak:D


  • #356
    G-Money
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,199 ✭✭✭G-Money


    I hope you weren't impacted my the Elvis leg shake. You know when you're going at it hammers and tongs and you get a leg cramp and you end up looking like Elvis dancing across the stage.

    Or maybe that just happens when you're laying the smackdown on yourself. :pac:


  • #357
    sparky89
    Registered Users Posts: 191 ✭✭sparky89


    some people give the most weird advise ever and twisted.

    just go with the flow and do what feels right and use protection !


  • #358
    thomond2006
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 45,433 ✭✭✭✭thomond2006


    Whoever changed the thread title deserves a buladh bos. :D


  • #359
    Knifey Spoony
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,557 ✭✭✭Knifey Spoony


    sparky89 wrote: »
    some people give the most weird advise ever and twisted.

    just go with the flow and do what feels right and use protection !

    ...and some people just don't read the tread before giving advice on something that has already been done:rolleyes:


  • #360
    recylingbin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,001 ✭✭✭recylingbin


    vqksx2.jpg


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  • #361
    Closed ac
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,347 ✭✭✭Closed ac


    orourkeda wrote: »
    The thing about using the backdoor is that there is no risk of impregnation. Up the gicker twice the quicker and no babies. Tried and tested

    Up the bum - no harm done, up the gee - preg-nan-cy! :D


  • #362
    WanderingSoul
    Registered Users Posts: 2,419 ✭✭✭WanderingSoul


    DKZ wrote: »
    Up the bum - no harm done, up the gee - preg-nan-cy! :D

    LOL :rolleyes:


  • #363
    Morzadec
    Registered Users Posts: 5,952 ✭✭✭Morzadec


    Why not try the tried and tested 'Frozen Submarine'?

    Take a sh*t then stick it in the freezer. Take it out once it's nice and frozen and then use it to pleasure your woman, like a dildo but with a twist


  • #364
    BrokenHeels_Ox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 92 ✭✭BrokenHeels_Ox


    Morzadec wrote: »
    Why not try the tried and tested 'Frozen Submarine'?

    Take a sh*t then stick it in the freezer. Take it out once it's nice and frozen and then use it to pleasure your woman, like a dildo but with a twist

    i actually nearly got sick reading that lol


  • #365
    steve french
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 161 ✭✭steve french


    BrokenHeels_Ox wrote: »
    i actually nearly got sick reading that lol
    but you put a condom on it too so its not that bad:D:rolleyes:


  • #366
    recylingbin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,001 ✭✭✭recylingbin


    edit.
    That sounded unintentionally racist.


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  • #367
    WanderingSoul
    Registered Users Posts: 2,419 ✭✭✭WanderingSoul


    Morzadec wrote: »
    Why not try the tried and tested 'Frozen Submarine'?

    Take a sh*t then stick it in the freezer. Take it out once it's nice and frozen and then use it to pleasure your woman, like a dildo but with a twist

    Horrible *shudder*
    steve french wrote: »
    but you put a condom on it too so its not that bad:D:rolleyes:

    That really doesn't make it any better.


  • #368
    franklyshocked
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 444 ✭✭franklyshocked


    My name is URL wrote: »
    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=wolfbagging

    That one needs to go into the "things I wish I'd never seen" thread


  • #369
    Bloody Nipples
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 916 ✭✭✭Bloody Nipples


    I can personally recommend this.

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=alabama+hot+pocket


  • #370
    mista_2k10
    Closed Accounts Posts: 329 ✭✭mista_2k10


    use a vagina ring


  • #371
    GTE
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,915 ✭✭✭GTE


    Just get in and get out before women destroy you!








    Im biased

    :(

    :P


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  • #372
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    bbk wrote: »
    Just get in and get out before women destroy you!


    Im biased

    :(

    :P

    Ah don't do that. You're painting him an ugly picture here based on your own experiences. Take it to PI dude =P


  • #373
    mista_2k10
    Closed Accounts Posts: 329 ✭✭mista_2k10


    You could try not to ejaculate so you dont end up with a sickning baby


  • #374
    GTE
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,915 ✭✭✭GTE


    Abitar wrote: »
    Ah don't do that. You're painting him an ugly picture here based on your own experiences. Take it to PI dude =P

    I dont think Im the worst offender of painting bad pictures in this thread haha :p


  • #375
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    bbk wrote: »
    I dont think Im the worst offender of painting bad pictures in this thread haha :p

    Bad to the bone baby :pac:



    bone...

    /thoughts wander


  • #376
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Just don't do what I did at 15.

    For three weeks I thought I lost my virginity.

    Then a cold harsh phone call from what I thought was a sweet girl informed me I had sex with a human leg and sofa cushion :cool:

    I was never too good at geography.

    I still liked it though :pac:


  • #377
    GTE
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,915 ✭✭✭GTE


    Abitar wrote: »
    bone...

    *typical teenage chuckle at funny word*

    hehehe, you said booooooooooooneeeeeeeee


  • #378
    GTE
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,915 ✭✭✭GTE


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    Just don't do what I did at 15.

    For three weeks I thought I lost my virginity.

    Then a cold harsh phone call from what I thought was a sweet girl informed me I had sex with a human leg and sofa cushion :cool:

    I was never too good at geography.

    I still liked it though :pac:

    Was it her leg or just a human leg that was there at the time? haha


  • #379
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    bbk wrote: »
    Was it her leg or just a human leg that was there at the time? haha

    She said it was her thigh /bum cheek and the pressure of the sofa had forced both together to make a nice little big slot for my manhood to happily play :p


  • #380
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    Just don't do what I did at 15.

    For three weeks I thought I lost my virginity.

    Then a cold harsh phone call from what I thought was a sweet girl informed me I had sex with a human leg and sofa cushion :cool:

    I was never too good at geography.

    I still liked it though :pac:

    Lmao. Lave it!
    bbk wrote: »
    *typical teenage chuckle at funny word*

    hehehe, you said booooooooooooneeeeeeeee


    Oh he said the magic word.


    Hold me back guise! :eek:


  • #381
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    Just don't do what I did at 15.

    For three weeks I thought I lost my virginity.

    Then a cold harsh phone call from what I thought was a sweet girl informed me I had sex with a human leg and sofa cushion :cool:

    I was never too good at geography.

    I still liked it though :pac:

    I had similar expierence at 17 except in this case it was sex with human leg in a pair of jeans , up against a wall .

    My /her navigation skills were slightly off that night ..virginity still intact :pac:


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  • #382
    epgc3fyqirnbsx
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    Just don't do what I did at 15.

    For three weeks I thought I lost my virginity.

    Then a cold harsh phone call from what I thought was a sweet girl informed me I had sex with a human leg and sofa cushion :cool:

    I was never too good at geography.

    I still liked it though :pac:

    Wow :eek:
    Too familiar :o
    especially the first few times, after that all I did was rock worlds :cool:


  • #383
    CaptainPrice
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 705 ✭✭✭CaptainPrice


    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    I dont know who you are, but THANK YOU FOR THAT COMMENT!
    I cant stop laughing. :D


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