Which prisoner would you most like to ride?

BongoJuice

There is something about the hardboiled prisoner that stirs the hormones. That notion that the they took the wrong turn at the crossroads of mortality, now destined for a life of solitude. Who would you like to reform, if reforming meant only a ride? I have a soft spot for Myra Hindley myself. Those mug shots do nothing for a woman blessed with soft features.

Fago!

Andy Dufresne

DrumSteve

wasnt lindsay lohan in jail at one point?

rednik

Catherine Nevin.:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

seanybiker

The big scary one out of cell block H. I'd say she be savage.

Archeron

Martha Stewart. Especially on national steak & blowjob day.

dubtom

I suppose I'd give laughing eyes (or whatever her name is) a go. Purely because it's not a deep pool to dip in where Irish 'lady' crims are concerned.

MagicMarker

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My name is URL

Lizzie from Prisoner Cell Block H

bazza1

The scissors sisters..both of em

At the same time...

Noscissors though...

4zn76tysfajdxp

Tobias Beecher.

o1s1n

I wouldn't mind necking Ian Huntly. Oh wait, someone else already has. :pac:

mikom

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hf4hKvJMpFE

phasers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19pR1mZs1ZI

ToniTuddle

Both.

Degsy

Lionel Strong Savanna wrote: »

Tobias Beecher.

No thanks,not taking sloppy seconds after Vern Schillinger.

tbaymusicman

Nelson Mandela :p

or amanda knox

4zn76tysfajdxp

Degsy wrote: »

No thanks,not taking sloppy seconds after Vern Schillinger.

Not just Schillinger, Keller too. The slut.

Degsy

Lionel Strong Savanna wrote: »

Not just Schillinger, Keller too. The slut.

Auld beecher sure loved the Aryan cock.

newballsplease

ride a prisoner? OP on boards in the joy?

Gummy Panda

michelle rodriguez is still in jail, right?

stovelid

BongoJuice wrote: »

I have a soft spot for Myra Hindley myself. Those mug shots do nothing for a woman blessed with soft features.

I'm not surprised. She died in 2002.

Degsy

Rose West..murderously delicious!

bonerm

Lionel Strong Savanna wrote: »

Tobias Beecher.

Good choice!

Would you also go as far as to let him give you a "Mexican Birthday Cake" (like the one Schillinger got in 1x07) in order to seal the deal?

Jesus Wept

Hannible Lector, I'd bring out his sensitive side.

ejmaztec

stovelid wrote: »

I'm not surprised. She died in 2002.

He likes em skinny.

stovelid

ejmaztec wrote: »

He likes em skinny.

She's a little, er, ashen, these days, unfortunately.

bazmaiden

http://www.hotprisonpals.com/:D

Danbo!

Debra Stephenson

EDIT :http://www.celebstudio.co.uk/_images/Debra-Stephenson-photo11.jpg

bonerm

Stee wrote: »

Debra Stephenson

Could prove difficult....

You don't have permission to access /wenn_album/Debra_Stephenson

RoadKillTs

I'd probably do the scissor sisters just for ****s n gigs.

The Saint

Debra Lafave.

Niceeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

Ash.J.Williams

Foxy Knoxy and Squeaky Fromme

az2wp0sye65487

Bea from Prisoner Cell Block H

tbaymusicman

Tracey barlow

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/01/06/article-1240938-07C58521000005DC-297_468x445.jpg

Karl Hungus

There's only one Prisoner for me!

Be seeing you.

Spore

BongoJuice wrote: »

There is something about the hardboiled prisoner that stirs the hormones. That notion that the they took the wrong turn at the crossroads of mortality

Uggh! OP's a necrophile :eek:

problemchimp

seanybiker wrote: »

The big scary one out of cell block H. I'd say she be savage.

B.Smith. on the hoffmann press

problemchimp

harold shipmann.

FlutterinBantam

The widow Nevin, council end with her tights on.

ToxicPaddy

MagicMarker wrote: »

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Looks way too much like an ex of mine.. no thanks!!

Scarydoll

Chris Keller, Tobias Beecher, Kareem Said actually most of them from Oz. Not Shillinger's crew tho and Adibesi (how did that tiny hat stay on his head?)

mike kelly

Definitely Foxy Knoxy...

the photo in the Sunday World last week of a prisoner about to be rode (ridden?) did send a shiver down my spine though

http://www.sundayworld.com/columnists/index.php

minidazzler

MagicMarker wrote: »

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I was looking for her!

I don't care if she is a murdering cnut, she if fcuking HOT! If she was in America when she killed him she would have been released just for being hot!

SEPT 23 1989

http://www.womenbehindbars.com/

Joliegood

Sophia Loren, well maybe not these days though.

Liam Byrne

BongoJuice wrote: »

There is something about the hardboiled prisoner that stirs the hormones. That notion that the they took the wrong turn at the crossroads of mortality, now destined for a life of solitude. Who would you like to reform, if reforming meant only a ride? I have a soft spot for Myra Hindley myself. Those mug shots do nothing for a woman blessed with soft features.

Couldn't imagine any "hardboiled" prisoner deserving me.

Someone "inside" for something very, very minor, or maybe for non-payment of taxes to the current shower of incompetents, or castrating a paedophile, maybe, but I don't know of anyone off-hand.

Tangent Edit : I could think of a few high-profile ones if Ahern or Fitzpatrick got their dues, but I don't think that's the type of ride that the OP had in mind ?

OutlawPete

Rim now or Ride her?

say it really fast

Paddy Samurai

Women Behind Bars (WBB) is a professional service which provides personal pages, pictures and profiles for women who are incarcerated in prisons all over America The ladies featured on this site are looking for relationships. Many of them have been abandoned by their friends, and families and they desire contact with the outside world.

meagan,rhonda and brandie look tasty enough


http://www.womenbehindbars.com/nl/w2112209.html

admiralofthefleet

foxy knoxy

parker kent

Amanda Knox all the way. You couldn't say I had a soft spot for...its much more of a hard spot :D Lock me up with her any day