What's Your Weirdest Quirk?

Millicent

After watching the Inbetweeners with my ears covered and my eyes closed as Will made a tit of himself and having to do the same at any other mortifying comedy (The Office is torture for me!), I got to wondering if anyone has any quirks as odd as mine?

Jesus Wept

no, you win

Millicent

The-Rigger wrote: »

no, you win

Darn it, thought as much! :pac: What do I win?

Jesus Wept

a charming carriage clock

SadieSue

Haha I do the same thing if I'm watching anything embarrasing.

Millicent

SadieSue wrote: »

Haha I do the same thing if I'm watching anything embarrasing.

See Rigger, I'm not mental! Or maybe both me and Sadie Sue are. Not mental at all!

lynnmarie

When i see a lorry coming towards me i run as far away as possible, an if there's no where to run i stand there, cover my eyes and scream!..

The_Kew_Tour

I ****e in my pance

Bodhisopha

Millicent wrote: »

See Rigger, I'm not mental! Or maybe both me and Sadie Sue are. Not mental at all!

No, you're just both female.

donmeister

I eat my own poo.

Millicent

adrian280582 wrote: »

I ****e in my pance

Accidentally or for, eh, shits and giggles?

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

I paint pictures of flowers on naked women. What do I win?

bonerm

I have sex with horses. Only female ones mind you! I'm not sick or anything! :mad:

My name is URL

I put a towel on the toilet seat before I take a shit, it's both a comfort and hygiene thing

Millicent

lynnmarie wrote: »

When i see a lorry coming towards me i run as far away as possible, an if there's no where to run i stand there, cover my eyes and scream!..

I can only hope you don't drive! :P

Millicent

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

I paint pictures of flowers on naked women. What do I win?

A flowery woman. As in a woman with her "flowers". Be warned: your prize may yell at you and cry for absolutely no reason. :pac:

Fizman

For a few years while in primary school, I used to avoid walking on the cracks/lines on the footpath during my 10 min trip to the yard. No idea how it came about, or how it disappeared. I had forgotten about it completely until I watched Jack Nicholson do it in As Good As It Gets. Seeing that made me go :eek:

TanG411

I make poos in Paul's bathroom.

Millicent

Fizman wrote: »

For a few years while in primary school, I used to avoid walking on the cracks/lines on the footpath during my 10 min trip to the yard. No idea how it came about, or how it disappeared. I had forgotten about it completely until I watched Jack Nicholson do it in As Good As It Gets. Seeing that made me go :eek:

Was it cos you'd break your mother's back? 'Twas all lies, which incidentally, did not make Jesus cry either. :mad:

lynnmarie

Millicent wrote: »

I can only hope you don't drive! :P

Lol no i have a driver(boyfriend)..
he thinks it's hilarious though and will pull up beside lorries just to freak me out!..

Millicent

lynnmarie wrote: »

Lol no i have a driver(boyfriend)..
he thinks it's hilarious though and will pull up beside lorries just to freak me out!..

Evil fecker! Have they always freaked you out or is there any good reason for it?

Davidius

Doesn't everybody avoid stepping over the cracks? Isn't it like seeing a crunchy looking leaf on the footpath and simply having to step on it?

Please tell me everybody does that.

Millicent

Davidius wrote: »

Doesn't everybody avoid stepping over the cracks? Isn't it like seeing a crunchy looking leaf on the footpath and simply having to step on it?

Please tell me everybody does that.

I still stomp through the leaves in Autumn and I'm 26.

OutlawPete

When I'm on the Bus or the Luas, I have to sit facing the direction of travel.

Can't bear traveling backwards with people looking at me.

lynnmarie

Millicent wrote: »

Evil fecker! Have they always freaked you out or is there any good reason for it?

None that i can think of=) they just terrify me! It's like there gonna fall over on top of me or something!..
It's not as weird as your quirk though!=P

Millicent

lynnmarie wrote: »

None that i can think of=) they just terrify me! It's like there gonna fall over on top of me or something!..
It's not as weird as your quirk though!=P

Hey, don't judge me lorry-dodger! :P

Millicent

OutlawPete wrote: »

When I'm on the Bus or the Luas, I have to sit facing the direction of travel.

Can't bear traveling backwards with people looking at me.

I hate that too except it's not because people are looking at me. It just feels weird or something.

Giselle

My name is URL wrote: »

I put a towel on the toilet seat before I take a shit, it's both a comfort and hygiene thing

No hygiene there for the poor fool who dries their hands in the same towel after you've left the bathroom!

I blush at sex scenes in movies.:o

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Millicent wrote: »

A flowery woman. As in a woman with her "flowers". Be warned: your prize may yell at you and cry for absolutely no reason. :pac:

Wouldn''t be the first!

epgc3fyqirnbsx

Chronic masturbation syndrome. Looking at linoleum could set me off

arybvtcw0eolkf

Before a fight I say a prayer that me and my opponent will be safe, then I spend the next few minutes trying to beat the crap out of him.

I also spit into my hands, rub 'em together, crack my knuckles, stomp my feet then tie - untie and retie my belt.

I've a fat, happy buddha who's belly I rub every day.

Nulty

It's not really a quirk, more a......****, can't remember what they're called....anyway

People eating with their mouth open. My brother does it, but really, really loud, like he's trying to share it with everyone. Drives me insane!

Biggins

What's Your Weirdest Quirk?

I like to do the other half every five minutes!

Millicent

Biggins wrote: »

I like to do the other half every five minutes!

That's not so much a quirk as it is a feat of human endurance! You must be boll0xed the whole time!

Biggins

Millicent wrote: »

That's not so much a quirk as it is a feat of human endurance! You must be boll0xed the whole time!

I blommin' am!

laura.

ok mine is really wierd....i hate packets of things to be opened upsidedown....crisps, boxes, bags of veg anything with words on it has to be opened the correct way or i throw it in the bin. Don't know where it came from. my fiance thinks it is hilarious and will do it on purpose which makes me leave the room to calm down, now he has the young cub doin it to and she waves it in my face with an evil little laugh what you think of this mammy aaaggggh drives me insane......hopefully someday like the girl with the cracks on the pavements it will frig off....hopefully i say

sunshizzels999

It's not really a quirk but from watching too many scary movies i refuse to look in any mirrors or look out windows after it gets dark. I also try my best not to go into any bathroom....I'm deathly afraid of seeing a person pop up ! It can get quite tricky when I'm going to bed but I'm quite used to it at this stage :rolleyes: !

phasers

OP, that's not weird and that's not a quirk. Just so you know.

Millicent

phasers wrote: »

OP, that's not weird and that's not a quirk. Just so you know.

From some of the reactions here, it's definitely proven to be both!

bnt

My voice, apparently, has two settings:

1. too quiet
2. too loud

:rolleyes:

OutlawPete

Biggins wrote: »

I like to do the other half every five minutes!

I do the other half all the time.

Always have my hand down there ..

Biggins

OutlawPete wrote: »

Always have my hand down there ..

May he never wa... wan... walk alone!

pawrick

sometimes I walk backwards as it saves time turning around. Just around the house mind you as I don't want to seem too odd.

walking towards pigeons in the street to make them fly at other people. always makes me laugh.

hm - walking behind fat people in busy streets as I hate dodging people as I walk e.g. Graften street. - you just have to get the timing right or the person will think you're following them - then switch to following the next closest fat person - it's a form of crowd surfing i guess? people always move out of the way of fat people when walking fast.

writing long winded responses on boards.

cleremy jarkson

Millicent wrote: »

From some of the reactions here, it's definitely proven to be both!

I don't consider it a quirk either. Both of the comedies you mentioned, The Office in particular, rely very heavily on the viewer feeling squirmish. My mnd and stomach actually feel repulsed by the cringiness while watching The Office (U.K one mind you, the American one just doesn't seem quite as brutally painful to watch).

Peep show and Curb your Entusiasm are other shows which would would probably cause you to squirm while watching them; the people who produced these show want this to be the case.

Millicent

cleremy jarkson wrote: »

I don't consider it a quirk either. Both of the comedies you mentioned, The Office in particular, rely very heavily on the viewer feeling squirmish. My mnd and stomach actually feel repulsed by the cringiness while watching The Office (U.K one mind you, the American one just doesn't seem quite as brutally painful to watch).

Peep show and Curb your Entusiasm are other shows which would would probably cause you to squirm while watching them; the people who produced these show want this to be the case.

I've never had a problem with Peep Show oddly enough but enough people have commented on the reaction being strange that I was starting to think it was just a quirk. So maybe not such a weird quirk after all. Glad to know I'm not the only one who reacts so strongly!

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Chickens. Not going into any more details, but... chickens.

Jaxxy

I bed hop in my sleep sometimes. I don't think that could be classed as a quirk though, maybe more of some sort of weird disorder.

I do the crisp packet thing too. It has to be opened the right way up. And I put bottle caps back on top of empty beer bottles. And I have to tap my spoon three times on the side of my cup after stirring tea/coffee.

Darlughda

I can't tell left from right. I have to stop and think about it. Bloody embarrasing!:o

Jaxxy

Darlughda wrote: »

I can't tell left from right. I have to stop and think about it. Bloody embarrasing!:o

Ooh I can't either. I have to hold up my hands sometimes to figure it out.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Darlughda wrote: »

I can't tell left from right. I have to stop and think about it. Bloody embarrasing!:o

Same here. Apparently it's because our dominant eye is on the other saide from the dominant hand/foot. If you're right handed, then you're left-eyed. It's a rare and exclusive club. Welcome!

Doop

I know some people who do this aswell, so maybe not that strange, but the volume on the tv has to be on an even number ie on 14 definitely NOT 13
(think some people do it in 5's... the wierdos)

+1 Cracks on pavments, was mad for this when i was younger