Where are the best brothels in Melbourne?

shamblertine

I didn't realise brothels were legal in Oz!!! Nice one! Does anyone know where the best ones would be in Melbourne? Do any brothels publish pictures of their girls online? I looked up a few but they just describe the girl and don't show a picture.

Father Damo

Technically this doesnt violate any rules and so shouldnt be locked :pac:

This has the potential to be gas.

Sonnenblumen

Suppose some will want to go along for the auld ....?

hussey

This forum has hit a new low.

You are seriously asking for the best one .... sigh

Doop

Haha I was pretty surprised when I learned this too. Theres 2 close to my work but I cant give any recommendations as I dont use these services!!

Mr Benevolent

The best one is going to be the most expensive. Irish backpackers will not be looking for the most expensive hookers. Christ, I can see it now.

CiaranC

If you cant get laid without paying for it on a Backpacker tour of Australia, theres no hope for you

BraziliaNZ

I think it was called the Daily Planet. Very hazy memories of being there drunk off my ass. Check it out though, supposed to be one of the best ones in Australia.

m@cc@

I stayed in the Habitat HQ on St. Kilda Road and there are loads of 'ladies of night' hanging around Carlisle Street.

Doop

ah Carlisle street, ladys of the night , of the morning, early afternoon etc etc.

They aint legal tho, but im sure thats not a huge factor to the OP.

OP get yourself down to the Elephant & wheelbarrow (ugh) and pull for free..

Bacchus

Doop wrote: »

OP get yourself down to the Elephant & wheelbarrow (ugh) and pull for free..

"Ugh" indeed. That place is a cattle mart. Jam packed full of Irish and English dry humping each other while downing a double shot of vodka and listening to an atrocious cover band lip syncing to a Bon Jovi song.

The Sweeper

Bacchus wrote: »

"Ugh" indeed. That place is a cattle mart. Jam packed full of Irish and English dry humping each other while downing a double shot of vodka and listening to an atrocious cover band lip syncing to a Bon Jovi song, though nobody has to pay anybody else for sex. Unless you count the price of a drink.

FYP.

Mahatma coat

CiaranC wrote: »

If you cant get laid without paying for it on a Backpacker tour of Australia, theres no hope for you

QFT

Seriously like, its even easier Out of the Backpacker bars in the outback, Chicks feckin Love the Oirish Accent, if you cant get laid Backpackin round Australia either

A) your standards are too high :eek:

You're Fugly and Probably Smell


Now based on teh Fact that you are enquiring about Prostitutes I think we can rule out A


So et me introduce you to a good friend of mine

shamblertine

I love how everyone says if you cant pull in such and such a place theres no hope for you. Not all of us are blessed with good looks or good personalities. All I'm talking about here is treating myself to a whore once a month or so, maybe have the odd massage with a happy ending too

Father Damo

shamblertine wrote: »

I love how everyone says if you cant pull in such and such a place theres no hope for you. Not all of us are blessed with good looks or good personalities. All I'm talking about here is treating myself to a whore once a month or so, maybe have the odd massage with a happy ending too

Dont let it bother you. Given the fact pretty much any paddy who came over single has ended up in a brothel at least once after a few too many and money to burn (including, probably, anyone who took the piss here). Ah boards Oz forum- where nobody has a mate who illegally obtained a visa, where nobody drinks in Irish bars, nobody *insert Irish- ism here* etc etc usual self- hating sh1te.

I know lads so regular in one place they got rode on tick if they were broke.

Cant understand why anyone would pay for a happy ending mind. Lets be honest, most birds are awful at handling the gear stick, twould be even more sickening if you shelled out dosh for it.

Its actually quite surprising the amount of birds, mainly English, who go for work in the sex trade here. Socially (mainly via hostels) Ive known 3 masseuses/ hookers, 6 regular strippers (or so they told me), and one admitted fulll on escort. All admitting it, none remotely embarassed by it. And only one of whom was Irish. Mad stuff.

Zambia

shamblertine wrote: »

I love how everyone says if you cant pull in such and such a place theres no hope for you. Not all of us are blessed with good looks or good personalities. All I'm talking about here is treating myself to a whore once a month or so, maybe have the odd massage with a happy ending too

Mate seriously are you surprised your getting the piss taken out of you?

Dave!

Is there no recommendations in the Lonely Planet book for Oz, no?

mandrake04

Ha leave him alone he's a young fella from Ireland who maybe never get the chance to live in a country where knocking shops are 100% legal. He should have a go and get it out of his System, probably safer going to a shop where the girls are tested and trained in avoid disease rather than some drunken hook up and sloppy seconds with a dirty backpacker in a hostel.

I use to live with a good gang of lads and when ever one of 'ems year visa was up we all used to chip in and bring him to the pub then a shop and pay for him.