What the hell do the dead do in Heaven?

opinion guy

Seriously its not like supermodels are going to go to heaven anyhow
http://www.upi.com/Entertainment_News/2010/03/02/Driver-says-Campbell-assaulted-him-in-NYC/UPI-15261267579889/

smurgen

you get to play whack-a-mole all day with bankers heads popping out the holes.

baltimore sun

errr....you do nothing, coz there isn't one.
you're worm food

Agricola

When it comes to Heaven, I like to think of it as a sort of eternal state of bliss. Whatever activities / pursuits gave you great pleasure in life, you will spend an eternity alternating between them in Heaven.

But then I cop onto myself and realise its all aload of iron age rubbish.

opinion guy

I have to say - the Hindu's neatly avoided this vexing issue with the reincarnation malarkey they adopted instead

JONJO THE MISER

There is a heaven already on planet earth and its called Las Vegas Baby.
$75 on red 32 please:p.

Kelly55555

cp9a wrote: »

It would be the exact same as Earth but different!!! In a weird kinda way. Where the sun comes up at night and clocks run backwards. As in literally run backwards. They have little legs and run around the place backwards and when you order a 99 Ice-Cream it comes with the Flake in the middle of the cone and the Ice-Cream sticking out from the side of the Flake. Other than that it would be the same.

Imaginative!!

Erica<3

I dunno... watch their living relatives?

I only hope they don't watch when we're in any, ahem, compromising positions
That would be a fairly awkward conversation upon meeting them at the gate now, wouldn't it? :rolleyes:

M5

Avoid priests (if you die young)


Too far/soon?

OutlawPete

They come back to earth as earth angels and try to earn their wings by helping people remain on the path to happiness and serenity.

Whenever you hear a bell ringing, that means an angel has just earned their wings.

True story.

Min

But there are no dead people in heaven, think about it......

What is dead is their bodies and they are either 6 feet under or burnt to an ash, their souls are alive.

I guess they are the life and soul of the parties in heaven.

Sharpshooter

OutlawPete wrote: »

They come back to earth as earth angels and try to earn their wings by helping people remain on the path to happiness and serenity.

Whenever you hear a bell ringing, that means an angel has just earned their wings.

True story.

Is this what you're thinking about?

James Stewart has said that of all the films he has made, this is his favorite.

argosy2006

OutlawPete wrote: »

They come back to earth as earth angels and try to earn their wings by helping people remain on the path to happiness and serenity.

Whenever you hear a bell ringing, that means an angel has just earned their wings.

True story.

Alot of them earn wings during boxing matches

OutlawPete

Sharpshooter wrote: »

Is this what you're thinking about?

James Stewart has said that of all the films he has made, this is his favorite

I was only messing but yup, that's the one

I think Dr.B made a fine James Stewart stand-in also as it goes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-Xb_V0PAdU

Mr Benevolent

Apparently the capacity of Hell is 60,000,000,000 (including standing) according to the Vatican.

What happens when it's full?

argosy2006

Confab wrote: »

Apparently the capacity of Hell is 60,000,000,000 (including standing) according to the Vatican.

What happens when it's full?

we party

Sharpshooter

Confab wrote: »

Apparently the capacity of Hell is 60,000,000,000 (including standing) according to the Vatican.

What happens when it's full?

I'm sure the Vatican will be in the position to let us know that too.

/if their paper doesn't burn first..

Sofiztikated

Confab wrote: »

Apparently the capacity of Hell is 60,000,000,000 (including standing) according to the Vatican.

What happens when it's full?

The bouncers say, "Eeeehhhh, sorry bud, not tonight."

Actually, when its full, its not like a fire inspector is going to come in and say, "Right, there's too many in here, I'm shutting you down." I mean, yer man with the pointy horns isn't too big on sticking to the rules anyway.

And how in the hell did they come up with 60,000,000,000? Who did they ask? The Divvil? Sure, wouldn't he lie anyway?

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The dead don't make it to heaven, only the dying do.