Things that made you laugh in your game?

partyndbs

well basically i put celtic and rangers into the northern league prem division(league below blue square north/south) so im romping away with the league before 2 games until end of season i get a message saying rangers crowned champions even though that wudda been mathamatically impossible as i beat them at home which secured the league(as u can think none of us lost to any other team in the division)

Dempsey

He used to managed Liverpool, then the mighty Fulham (they UCL football now!)

focus_mad

thats gotta be a glitch!

Mars Bar

Talk about being needy!

Glico Man

As true as it is in real life, this still made me laugh

Mc Love

Funny things recently which I have never seen before such as the GK getting sent off for picking up the ball outside the box

partyndbs

i signed neymar for a combined 48 million but because i made him 2 years younger(i always make loads of prominest players 2 years younger to increase games longevity) he cudnt join until he was 18(in feb 2012) anyway i resigned before he joined and holidayed my game when i got back i checked transfers and noticed that the season after he joined anzhi let him go for free :O

Tallaght Saint

partyndbs wrote: »

i signed neymar for a combined 48 million but because i made him 2 years younger(i always make loads of prominest players 2 years younger to increase games longevity) he cudnt join until he was 18(in feb 2012) anyway i resigned before he joined and holidayed my game when i got back i checked transfers and noticed that the season after he joined anzhi let him go for free :O

No punctuation makes baby jesus cry.

yimrsg

partyndbs wrote: »

i signed neymar for a combined 48 million but because i made him 2 years younger(i always make loads of prominest players 2 years younger to increase games longevity) he cudnt join until he was 18(in feb 2012) anyway i resigned before he joined and holidayed my game when i got back i checked transfers and noticed that the season after he joined anzhi let him go for free :O

That makes no sense really. Neymar can't sign for a foreign club till he's 18 so you're waiting 2 extra years to sign him by making him 16. All you're doing is just offsetting the signing by editing his age, not adding longevity.
To add longevity you'd need for him to have a longer footballing career.

partyndbs

nah well when i edited him i didnt know the rule that he couldnt leave brazil until he was 18....but also it just makes him younger so it benefits santos as well. when i get to 2014 wc id prefer to see him as a 20 year old rather than 22....ha am weird like that

Yakult

So he pretty much has the same stats but is 16yo? Which Will give him an extra 2 years to develope?

partyndbs

not sure not my motive anyway....its just when i play a longish game(for me long is 4 seasons) i want the players of today to still be prominent and not over the hill....i mean xavi starts to stop playing regular by 2014...soo i want to keep him in the game for longer

Captain Havoc

I am in yellow attacking the goal:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34H5NfNgzVk

The joys of Blue Square North

Reganio 2

This gave me a bit of a chuckle, nothing really funny but you know

Frisbee

Bit of a mental game. Nasri misses a penalty and then is fouled from behind as he goes for the rebound resulting in another penalty which he also misses. I'm then awarded another penalty which I score in the second half :pac:

Frisbee

Currently December 2015 and Kaka is plying his trade with West Brom!

Dempsey

The way he's playing at the moment, West Brom wouldn't waste their time on him!

Frisbee

His agent has been whoring him around since the first season. Even when he was on a free after Madrid released him it took him an age to get a club!

Dempsey

Tis a pity that Man City didnt get him IRL, what a white elephant he would have been for them considering what they were willing to pay for him and his spat of injuries, complete loss of form and yard of pace since moving away from the AC Milan medical lab.

I suppose, like Torres, they cant wait for preseason to dust off the cobwebs and see if the player can get his mojo back or be labelled the new Ronaldinho!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQSK2rOLfCs

This goal is etched into my memory as I was in the San Siro and had a great view of it! :mad:

Yakult

Frisbee wrote: »

His agent has been whoring him around since the first season. Even when he was on a free after Madrid released him it took him an age to get a club!

Wish he was like that, in my game he's playing very well.

Frisbee

January 2016 and Messi is refusing to sign a new deal with Barca!

I have a very strict wage cap, but for Messi, I might just let it slide...

tallaghtmick

i started up a new league from a downloaded index that came highly recommended little did i know that it was a joke index that put teams like "mighty blackpool" in serie a:pac:

Dempsey

This season, I've won every game so far against them

7-0
4-1
2-1
3-0

Overall

P32 W27 D4 L1 F108 A23

Mock away I suppose.....:rolleyes:

louthguy25

Craig Bellamy manages Juventus in my game now how mad is that

Reganio 2

louthguy25 wrote: »

Craig Bellamy manages Juventus in my game now how mad is that

Think that's strange, David Moyes now the Aston Villa manager has just been sacked by the chairman..... Edwin Van Der Sar

louthguy25

Now Stephen Pineear manages liverpool, Steven Gerrard manages Fulham and Stuart Pearce was Man United manager but he got the sack after 6 months and some italian guy is there now and there terrible

tallaghtmick

i was in 5th place in serie a with atletico roma:pac: and my strikers where lacking em goals,so i searched for a good goal to game ratio striker and spotted a 23 year old italian with 20 finishing in serie b with 10 goals in november,so i snapped him up for 4.3 million and threw him straight into the first team,he notched 19 serie a goals and fired me to the titel BUT he drew as top scorer with etoo and was placed 2nd :mad: he has been robbed by popularity bias.

Yakult

Max Power1

No screenshots, but just signed Kaka for €1.5 million plus Macheda at the end of the first season.

Yakult

Thomas Schaaf (managing Man City/2nd place) declares interest in the Liverpool job after I leave. He gets fired by City and then gets refused the Liverpool job only to find himself taking over Fulham. That couldn't have worked out any worse for the man :pac:

Superbus

XD

tallaghtmick

Superbus wrote: »

XD

^^^^^^

Yakult

^^^^^^^^



XD

artanevilla

Used to be a player called Andre Muff, and I always declared interest in him. Headline: "Manager declares interest in Muff."

tallaghtmick

Yakult wrote: »

^^^^^^^^



XD

i dont play fm is that unbelievable form?:pac:

Dempsey

ROFL!

tallaghtmick

2nd season regen becomes a teenage sensation massive stats very strong and fast,scores 9 in 12 games in serie c 21 in 26 games serie b and a 9 in 34 games serie a and makes his international debut,hes only 19 so when barca make a 15 million bid i accept thinking that he hasnt matured enough for serie a and barca buy players and sell em a year later so i thought id get him back pretty cheap.........6 months later 11 games 15 goals for barca and 9 in 8 for italy......i am a fooking idiot:(

Reganio 2

Great management by Holloway, lose 4-1 then complain about how we play

Mars Bar

Tim Howard is first choice keeper for Barcelona.

Captain Havoc

Roy Keane has just replaced Mick McCarthy as manager of the Irish team.

tallaghtmick

tallaghtmick wrote: »

2nd season regen becomes a teenage sensation massive stats very strong and fast,scores 9 in 12 games in serie c 21 in 26 games serie b and a 9 in 34 games serie a and makes his international debut,hes only 19 so when barca make a 15 million bid i accept thinking that he hasnt matured enough for serie a and barca buy players and sell em a year later so i thought id get him back pretty cheap.........6 months later 11 games 15 goals for barca and 9 in 8 for italy......i am a fooking idiot:(

this fella just won european and world footballer of the year:(

Yakult

Kaka's agent wants a Minimum Fee Release clause of..

*Dr. Evil Voice*
ONE BILLION DOLLARS!!

LanceStorm

tallaghtmick wrote: »

this fella just won european and world footballer of the year:(

selling him worked out well so!

ShaneU

Just found out that Manuel Neuer was released by Schalke at the end of the 11/12 season and has been a free agent for 10 months with no clubs interested in him! Easily in the top 5 keepers in the world.

edit: I think I just realised why, he rejected the contract that his agent accepted, on four different grounds, one of them being he thinks his agent should be paid more, even though his agent accepted it? Get lost.

Glico Man

The much maligned in real life Steve Kean of Blackburn is now manager of Chelsea. He got hired instead of me even though he got Everton relegated the season before.


As a Liverpool fan that also made me laugh :pac:

partyndbs

should be things that make you hate the game...

i would stop playing if steve kean got chelsea job just stupid.

Mars Bar

Norwich City manager, Simon Grayson, has just been sacked by the chairman...Stephen Fry!

ShaneU

Anyone heard of this guy? Only known locally apparently :pac:

markc91

St. Pats have announced John Aldridge as their new manager :pac:

tallaghtmick

LanceStorm wrote: »

selling him worked out well so!

he honestly wasnt that good in serie A,just signed him for man utd after i got them back up from the championship,one of the things that annoys me in some these games is the standard of players that some of the big clubs buy,i checked on the last scouting done by the club and the players where all from shockingly bad countries hence the relegation so i sacked the staff and hired my own.