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  • 08-04-2010 10:19am
    #1
    sNarah
    Registered Users Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭


    Hi! This is Tar.Aldarion's voicemail.

    Sorry I can't answer right now but I'm on holidays, near a tropical island, showing off my fantastic divine body on my yacht.

    Please leave you message after the beep and I'll get back to you as soon as I feel you are worthy.



    BEEP.


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    #2
    Solitaire
    Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 18,377 Mod ✭✭✭✭Solitaire


    O HAI TAR!! Just wanted to drop you a line telling you not to worry if you see odd glints of light from the island. Its nothing to do with Lost, just the sun's reflection off my binoculars! :D


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    #3
    Hank_Jones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,783 ✭✭✭Hank_Jones


    I just called to say I love you
    I just called to say how much I care, I do
    I just called to say I love you
    And I mean it from the bottom of my heart

    I just called to say I love you
    I just called to say how much I care, I do
    I just called to say I love you
    And I mean it from the bottom of my heart, of my heart,
    Of my heart

    I just called to say I love you
    I just called to say how much I care, I do
    I just called to say I love you
    And I mean it from the bottom of my heart, of my heart,
    Baby of my heart


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    #4
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_ILDFp5DGA


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    #5
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4tKC6OV7Hs


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    #6
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,098 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    WHy am I calling myself..this is so vain...hey baby...oh you!


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    #7
    sNarah
    Registered Users Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    Aha Tar is resurrected. Great. The big empy hole in my heart of full of loving again.

    "Oh... Uh Hi Tar. Just me like. Um. Well. Give us as buzz when you get a chance. Yeah. Uh. Well... I miss you... um... oh well, just me here calling so... yeah... talk soon? .... Ok i'm gonna go now. So bye then. So Call me yeah? Uh. Bye then."


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    #8
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,098 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    You still haven't hung up... it's 7 hours later...gotta cost you :p


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    #9
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    ....just home, haven't changed yet.. they're not home from work yet either ;)


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    #10
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,098 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    I've been furiously thinking about this:D


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    #11
    mayordenis
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 9,634 Mod ✭✭✭✭mayordenis


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c06pinaKl8o


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    #12
    maameeo
    Registered Users Posts: 12,399 ✭✭✭✭maameeo


    "oh hi Tar, last night was awesome, me and siobhan could hardly breath! hope you wake up soon, we miss you"


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    #13
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,098 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    ;)


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    #14
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Tar.Aldarion wrote: »
    ;)

    I love you


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    #15
    maameeo
    Registered Users Posts: 12,399 ✭✭✭✭maameeo


    "Tar, i heard yer one Fago! has been calling you, do not believe a word he says! i heard him tell someone else he loved them, like what! it should ONLY be you Tar, forget him! i love you (only)"


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    #16
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Mr. Aldarion. This is Red Fox. This month's shipment can be found in the SECOND dropoff point. Our employers are somewhat disappointed by the results of your last month, but they have full confidence in your ability to bring profit margins back up to a more... Acceptable level by the end of this month. I'm sure I need not remind you of the consequences should you fail to meet the expected quotas on a regular basis.

    You know where to find me if you want any assistance.


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    #17
    sNarah
    Registered Users Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    Uh. Hi Tar. So, it's been - like - 15 days like since I rang you. Yeah. I get the fecking message. What did I do? We were so good together. Remember the strawberries? Oh well, obviously it didn't mean anything to you. So screw you. There. I said it. This will be the last time you'll ever hear from me. And yeah, I DO want all the presents back I gave you. Ha. That'll teach you. So. Goodbye. I hope you rot in hell.


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    #18
    sNarah
    Registered Users Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    Hi TAr, me again. Just realised last message was a bit harsch. I still love you, you know, we can make this work! So call me yeah? Yeah?


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    #19
    sNarah
    Registered Users Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    Oh hiya, just to say sorry for leaving all those messages. I just don't know what to do with myself. And what's this I hear about you and some Fago! person? Yeah. Guess what. I fecking heard about that.

    Nice one, Tar, nice one. Clearly I mean nothing to you. Suit yourself.

    Goodbye.


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    #20
    sNarah
    Registered Users Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    Hi Tar. Just so you know, I'm waiting for you call. By-hey.

    colour,legs,sad,telephone,woman,fashion-f55fc9e4751ddbac95604101db388bb6_h.jpg


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    #21
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,098 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    sNarah wrote: »
    Hi Tar. Just so you know, I'm waiting for you call. By-hey.

    colour,legs,sad,telephone,woman,fashion-f55fc9e4751ddbac95604101db388bb6_h.jpg
    sNarah wrote: »
    Oh hiya, just to say sorry for leaving all those messages. I just don't know what to do with myself. And what's this I hear about you and some Fago! person? Yeah. Guess what. I fecking heard about that.

    Nice one, Tar, nice one. Clearly I mean nothing to you. Suit yourself.

    Goodbye.
    sNarah wrote: »
    Hi TAr, me again. Just realised last message was a bit harsch. I still love you, you know, we can make this work! So call me yeah? Yeah?
    sNarah wrote: »
    Uh. Hi Tar. So, it's been - like - 15 days like since I rang you. Yeah. I get the fecking message. What did I do? We were so good together. Remember the strawberries? Oh well, obviously it didn't mean anything to you. So screw you. There. I said it. This will be the last time you'll ever hear from me. And yeah, I DO want all the presents back I gave you. Ha. That'll teach you. So. Goodbye. I hope you rot in hell.

    :eek:
    You make me swoon sNarah...really :o, fago is history, it's all you and me from here on out. living it up in meath, the good ole times. Sitting on swings, looking at pictures of attractive women...scissoring

    <3
    Sarky wrote: »
    Mr. Aldarion. This is Red Fox. This month's shipment can be found in the SECOND dropoff point. Our employers are somewhat disappointed by the results of your last month, but they have full confidence in your ability to bring profit margins back up to a more... Acceptable level by the end of this month. I'm sure I need not remind you of the consequences should you fail to meet the expected quotas on a regular basis.

    You know where to find me if you want any assistance.
    Not more sex with sarky, I don't know what these employers want from em but i'm beginning to think they are you. Mission have sex with sarky...shipment lube...result...did not have enough sex with sarky...punishment...sex with sarky... You red fox you
    maameeo wrote: »
    "Tar, i heard yer one Fago! has been calling you, do not believe a word he says! i heard him tell someone else he loved them, like what! it should ONLY be you Tar, forget him! i love you (only)"
    Wanna snuggle up? Your room or mine?;)
    Fago! wrote: »
    I love you
    Maameeo said you loved her, what's all this then


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    #22
    landsleaving
    Registered Users Posts: 4,345 ✭✭✭landsleaving


    Um... hi Tar? Oh, it's your machine... ok... I hate these things. Oh... um, I was wondering... if you wanted to... maybe.

    Oh... you're not interested, forget it, I'm so stupid. *Hangs up*







    *Sobs gently in corner*


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    #23
    Midnight_EG
    Registered Users Posts: 9,707 ✭✭✭Midnight_EG


    Bitch, ring me back, bye.......*duhp duhp duhp*


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    #24
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,098 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Hi guys, sorry, was out saving kittens lives and modelling. Although I love your tears, tehy sustain me, mmm salty.


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    #25
    cherryghost
    Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 17,134 Mod ✭✭✭✭cherryghost


    Tar...

    where the **** were you?! you left me standing... NAKED... by the spire. for gods sake, please... ring me back. I'm cold and horny!


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    #26
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,098 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    I have the pictures though, you are going to pay me a lot of money to not let your wife see these


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    #27
    cherryghost
    Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 17,134 Mod ✭✭✭✭cherryghost


    I have a wife?

    b*****ks


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    #28
    Solitaire
    Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 18,377 Mod ✭✭✭✭Solitaire


    Really stoned this time! lol.gif


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    #29
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,098 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Cocaines a hell of a drug


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    #30
    cherryghost
    Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 17,134 Mod ✭✭✭✭cherryghost


    what? I married someone coz I was on cocaine? :confused:


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    #31
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,098 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    dunno


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