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    #62
    banshee_bones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,160 ✭✭✭✭banshee_bones


    The number you have dialled is unavailable



    :eek:


    But.
    But.
    But.



    He told me he loved me

    /sob


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    #63
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,098 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    it's ok call around to 1234 fakestreet baby


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    #64
    banshee_bones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,160 ✭✭✭✭banshee_bones


    Tar.Aldarion wrote: »
    it's ok call around to 1234 fakestreet baby

    *sob*


    I know you don't live THERE either! :(

    *sniff*

    *sob*


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    #65
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,098 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    I was, I waited...the fake street in d5


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    #66
    banshee_bones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,160 ✭✭✭✭banshee_bones


    Tar.Aldarion wrote: »
    I was, I waited...the fake street in d5


    Really? :pac:

    Get your ass over to D4 NAO im feeling slutty......:pac:


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    #67
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,098 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Must have left my dubes in my ohter yacht, oh well


    ...wait is el there ^_^


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    #68
    banshee_bones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,160 ✭✭✭✭banshee_bones


    Tar.Aldarion wrote: »
    Must have left my dubes in my ohter yacht, oh well


    ...wait is el there ^_^

    Don't care they will look better on my bedroom floor anyway :p

    Ammmmm if I say he is will you get here quicker?

    <_<

    >_>


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    #69
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,098 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Oh somebody read the tshirt...um about that...













    he el baby ;)


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    #70
    banshee_bones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,160 ✭✭✭✭banshee_bones


    Tar.Aldarion wrote: »
    Oh somebody read the tshirt...um about that...




    he el baby ;)

    about what?! :pac:


    /lures Tar in with promise of el

    /evil laugh


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    #71
    BBDBB
    Registered Users Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    I'm delighted to say I think I have finally found them :D



    finally

    after years and years of searching


    THESE are the wimmin my mother warned me about :cool:


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    #72
    Solitaire
    Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 18,377 Mod ✭✭✭✭Solitaire


    BBDBB wrote: »
    I'm delighted to say I think I have finally found them :D
    THESE are the wimmin my mother warned me about :cool:

    By the time you realise you've found them, its already too late :p


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    #73
    BBDBB
    Registered Users Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    if they can smell fear Im done for:eek:


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    #74
    Solitaire
    Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 18,377 Mod ✭✭✭✭Solitaire


    Yes. Yes, they most certainly can! :D

    They're gonna chew you up and... well, Tar can finish that sentiment! (and start it! ;))


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    #75
    banshee_bones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,160 ✭✭✭✭banshee_bones


    Hi Tar, where are you? Thought you would be here by now? Don't forget the aftersun lotion, spent a little too much time in the sun today.

    See you soon! *mwah*


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    #76
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,098 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    BBDBB wrote: »
    I'm delighted to say I think I have finally found them :D



    finally

    after years and years of searching


    THESE are the wimmin my mother warned me about :cool:
    lol!

    Brilliant

    Solitaire wrote: »
    Yes. Yes, they most certainly can! :D

    They're gonna chew you up and... well, Tar can finish that sentiment! (and start it! ;))
    Rawwwr
    banshee_bones wrote: »
    Hi Tar, where are you? Thought you would be here by now? Don't forget the aftersun lotion, spent a little too much time in the sun today.

    See you soon! *mwah*
    I ahve my own lotion...here lets have a look...


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    #77
    banshee_bones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,160 ✭✭✭✭banshee_bones


    Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

    I ahve my own lotion...here lets have a look...

    yeah im just a teensy bit burnt right here...on my chest see?


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    #78
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,098 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    friction burns, my bad


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    #79
    banshee_bones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,160 ✭✭✭✭banshee_bones


    Tar.Aldarion wrote: »
    friction burns, my bad

    LOL
    :D:pac:


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    #80
    ToniTuddle
    Registered Users Posts: 8,964 ✭✭✭ToniTuddle


    TAR!

    I'm leaving the country in exactly 10 days and you still have not had the sex with me. :eek::(


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    #81
    BBDBB
    Registered Users Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    Tar you havent had sex with me either, Im not leaving the country, but I can be packed and at the airport with my passport within the hour


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    #82
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,098 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Toni, you know where I am, lets fcuk k?


    as for you big B...We're are going on a trip to sexico


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    #83
    BBDBB
    Registered Users Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    oooh! a large package tour:D


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    #84
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,098 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Well I'll be the judge of that :pac:


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    #85
    BBDBB
    Registered Users Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    Judged???? Yer too late

    judges-191208-480.jpg


    Lens being very generous

    Im not sure if he's gone metric yet:(


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    #86
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,098 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Maybe you did good work with it, awww bless. The woman looks happy though...mustn't have seen one in a while


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    #87
    ToniTuddle
    Registered Users Posts: 8,964 ✭✭✭ToniTuddle


    Tar.Aldarion wrote: »
    Toni, you know where I am, lets fcuk k?


    When I return from America I shall celebrate by having....YOU! :cool:


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    #88
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,098 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Bit sore atm, so I'm just gonna lie there. have fun in americaaaa


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    #89
    banshee_bones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,160 ✭✭✭✭banshee_bones


    Hi Tar... thanks for the threeway today it was well you know you were there ;):D:pac:


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    #90
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,098 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    I enjoyed meating you


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    #91
    BBDBB
    Registered Users Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    full of protein and marrowbone jelly Tar?


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