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Dirty name

coldfire1x · 2010-04-10 21:28:19

A new primary school teacher starts her first day of class. She begins by asking students to stand and introduce themselves The first child stands and says, “My name is Mary Johnson.” “Thank you, Mary”, says the teacher. The second student says, “My name is Sam Smith.” “Thank you, Sam.” The third student says, “My name is…

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A new primary school teacher starts her first day of class. She begins by asking students to stand and introduce themselves

The first child stands and says, “My name is Mary Johnson.”

“Thank you, Mary”, says the teacher.

The second student says, “My name is Sam Smith.”

“Thank you, Sam.”

The third student says, “My name is Johnny ****hour.”

The teacher is horrified, and tells Johnny that this type of language will not be allowed. He replies, “Honest, my name is Johnny Fu*khour. If you don’t believe me, check up in the fifth grade where my brother is.”

So the teacher walks up to the fifth grade class, and asks, “Do you have a Fu*khour in here?”

One boy stands in the back of the room and says, “Hell, no! We don’t even get a nap hour in here!”

One day a mother and father were having sex and their son walked in. “What are you doing, the kid asked”.

Well, you wanted a brother, so we’re making you one.

The next day, the father walks outside and sees his son porking away on the family junker’s tailpipe.

“Son…what the hell are you doing!!!”

And the son replied – “Mom said she wanted an new car, so I’m making her one

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