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bockeys jollocks

StaticAge11 wrote: »

I really think it's time we stopped this Hate Train dead in its tracks

He's not really a disposable hero though?

stefan idiot jones

Why don't we smash the greedy little lazy second rate dwarf over the knuckles with a 2x4?

harvester of sorrow

Dont want to get done for battery now.....


Ill get my coat..

Motley Crue

harvester of sorrow wrote: »

Dont want to get done for battery now.....


Ill get my coat..

Looks like I picked the Shortest Straw when I started this argument

Anymore Metallica related puns anyone wants to get out of their system now?

MagicMarker

Yeah it's getting old now, kinda like pulling teeth.

bockeys jollocks

MagicMarker wrote: »

Yeah it's getting old now, kinda like pulling teeth.

You need anesthesia for that

hidinginthebush

Motley Crue wrote: »

Looks like I picked the Shortest Straw when I started this argument

Anymore Metallica related puns anyone wants to get out of their system now?

I think we've reached the end of the line, thought this day would never come. That said, nothing else matters, we had some fun, I've no remorse.

bockeys jollocks

hidinginthebush wrote: »

I think we've reached the end of the line, thought this day would never come. That said, nothing else matters, we had some fun, I've no remorse.

That's a terrible attitude to have, a bit mental tbh, you should be admitted to a sanitarium.

I'll get me coat.

lord lucan

Ah lads,there should be infractions all round for some of the terrible punnage!:eek:

Lithium93_

Yes we should Turn The Page and move on from these terrible puns


*Grabs coat & heads for the door*

jack presley

lord lucan wrote: »

Ah lads,there should be infractions all round for some of the terrible punnage!:eek:

Can someone just go through the entire Metallica catalogue and get them all out of the way in one go?

stefan idiot jones

Even my Mama said that Lars is a poisoned dwarf. She said that I am wasting my hate on a balding businessman who doesn't care any more.

harvester of sorrow

Personally i think ye all should Dissapear.....





And im done.....

bockeys jollocks

harvester of sorrow wrote: »

Personally i think ye all should Dissapear.....





And im done.....

*puts coat on and door on the latch


Why dont you go Jump in the fire!?:pac:


*Runs out the door giggling and farting.....

Schwiiing

I'll Seek and Destroy the next person who makes a **** Metallica pun. Wherever I May Roam I'll become Some Kind of Monster and leave you Broken Beat and Scarred.

harvester of sorrow

Schwiiing wrote: »

I'll Seek and Destroy the next person who makes a **** Metallica pun. Wherever I May Roam I'll become Some Kind of Monster and leave you Broken Beat and Scarred.

Hit the lights we have a winner!

King George VI

Schwiiing wrote: »

I'll Seek and Destroy the next person who makes a **** Metallica pun. Wherever I May Roam I'll become Some Kind of Monster and leave you Broken Beat and Scarred.

You'll get nowhere in life with that Holier Than Thou attitude.

Schwiiing

St. Jimmy wrote: »

You'll get nowhere in life with that Holier Than Thou attitude.

Dont Tread On Me I'm Stone Cold Crazy. I'll Ride The Lightning like a Creeping Death Through The Never ending punfest that is this thread and I'm gonna Kill 'Em All. It's Sad But True but there will be no justice For Whom The Bell Tolls. Their screams will echo like The Call of Ktulu.

Lithium93_

So Metallica made a cool $24 million dollars during their South American run recently.

Artist: Metallica
Venue: Estadio do Morumbi – Sao Paulo, BRA
Date: Mar. 22nd, 2014
Gross Sales: $5,701,630
Attendance/Capacity: 61,742/ 63,347
Ticket Prices: $257.68, $77.30

Artist: Metallica
Venue: Estadio Unico Ciudad de La Plata – Buenos Aires, ARG
Date: Mar. 29th-30th, 2014
Gross Sales: $4,719,390
Attendance/Capacity: 76,407 / 79,038
Ticket Prices: $124.87, $31.22

Artist: Metallica
Venue: Parque Bicentenario – Quito, ECU
Date: Mar. 18th, 2014
Gross Sales: $3,877,959
Attendance/Capacity: 32,257 / 32,257
Ticket Prices: $225, $30

Artist: Metallica
Venue: Estadio Monumental – Santiago, CHL
Date: Mar. 27th, 2014
Gross Sales: $3,508,790
Attendance/Capacity: 43,296 / 43,296
Ticket Prices: $170.18, $48.37

Artist: Metallica
Venue: Parque Simon Bolivar – Bogota, COL
Date: Mar. 16th, 2014
Gross Sales: $2,857,030
Attendance/Capacity: 30,974 / 34,137
Ticket Prices: $156.23, $73.23

Artist: Metallica
Venue: Jockey Club – Asuncion, PAR
Date: Mar. 24th, 2014
Gross Sales: $2,256,140
Attendance/Capacity: 28,277 / 32,200
Ticket Prices: $223.81, $40.29

Artist: Metallica
Venue: Estadio Nacional – Lima, PER
Date: Mar. 20th, 2014
Gross Sales: $1,925,090
Attendance/Capacity: 27,858 / 31,600
Ticket Prices: $164.23, $18.95



http://www.metalinjection.net/latest-news/earnings-attendance-for-recent-metallica-avenged-sevenfold-tool-and-more-shows

jack presley

That's gross though, it's not like they walked away with $24m.

MagicMarker

Just watched Through The Never, pretty good stuff. I found the 'movie' bits completely pointless yet well done all the same.

I'd have preferred they forgot about all the faux catastrophe shíte and recorded the whole thing like they did Hit the Lights.

devildriver

MagicMarker wrote: »

Just watched Through The Never, pretty good stuff. I found the 'movie' bits completely pointless yet well done all the same.

I'd have preferred they forgot about all the faux catastrophe shíte and recorded the whole thing like they did Hit the Lights.

Got it today myself from Amazon. Looking forward to sitting down over the weekend and giving it a blast.

Heard the soundtrack on Spotify which I liked so I thought I'd pick it up on DVD as it's only £7.25 / €8.80 on Amazon.

Metallica - Through the Never DVD (2 Disc) on Amazon.co.uk

lord lucan

This gave me a giggle, and there's quite a bit of truth to it too.

http://whatculture.com/music/19-things-metallica-fans-will-understand.php

Lithium93_

#18 was spot on.

stefan idiot jones

lord lucan wrote: »

This gave me a giggle, and there's quite a bit of truth to it too.

http://whatculture.com/music/19-things-metallica-fans-will-understand.php

Superb article with exception of #1 and #2.

Motley Crue

lord lucan wrote: »

This gave me a giggle, and there's quite a bit of truth to it too.

http://whatculture.com/music/19-things-metallica-fans-will-understand.php

Amazing that I write for that site and they didn't ask me to do this, interesting

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

#1 is so wrong

so wrong

Motley Crue

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar wrote: »

#1 is so wrong

so wrong

Yes, it really is - since I know the author I'm tempted to give him a text and (in a good humoured way) "have a word" about this haha

bockeys jollocks

Motley Crue wrote: »

Yes, it really is - since I know the author I'm tempted to give him a text and (in a good humoured way) "have a word" about this haha

Please do, St Anger is a pile of shíte.

hidinginthebush

Its a good read, but the one I felt most departed from was the mustaine one. I've never been a fan of megadeth, yes I know he had a huge part to play on KEA, but he's always seemed as a bit of a dick to me, could take him or leave him tbh. Maybe the fans who followed him from the very start felt more connected to his part in the band, but he's just always seemed bitter to me.