The ballad of SORA S-O-R-A SORA.....

thebouldwhacker

I met it in a shop
which sold bikes and bits
where people drink champagne
and it cycled just like cherry cola
S-O-R-A SORA

I walked up to it
and it asked me to dance
I asked her her name
and in a dark silver voice
she said SORA
S-O-R-A
SHAMINO SORA

Well its not the world's
most expensive bike
but when I pushed it tight
it nearly broke my spine
oh my SORA
now I'm sore aah

Well I'm not dumb
but I can't understand
why the chain comes off
and the gears feel like sand
oh my SORA
SHIMANO SORA
Oh god I am sore now

Well I pedaled real hard and and I got up the hill,
finding gears was sheer luck not breaking down was a thrill,
I click it into gear and click it in again
I'll try once more until I damn it to hell

Well I'm not the world's
best cycling guy
but when I looked in her eyes
I almost fell for my

SORA la la la la SORA
I'll realign it again tomorra
la la la la I'm sore now

I pushed the bike away
I walked to the door
Well it fell to the floor
I got down on my knees
then I looked at it and it at me

Well that's the way that I want it to stay
and I always want it to be that way for my SORA
la la la la SORA

Shimano is not Euro
and I knew that from the start
it's a mixed up muddled up shook up world
just like SORA
the gears slipped once more ah

Well I started cycling just a week before
and I'd never ever cycled a roadie before
but SORA smiled and took me by the hand
and said "Dear boy I'm gonna make you a cycling man"

Well its not the world's most effective device
but I know what it is and I'm glad I'm a man
and that is SORA
Shimano SORA
my socks are covered in oil ya
its ok going down hill ya
oh god I'm sore now
I wish I had spent more ya
Shimano SORA
(repeat till you fade)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ixqbc7X2NQY

DirkVoodoo

Very good, but I'm pretty sure the first line they don't spell out LOLA but COLA, as in:

"...just like cherry cola, C-O-L-A, cola...badda-de-dah-dah"

I may be wrong though and should probably just google it :rolleyes: