Biggest idiot on Facebook

thebigbiffo

i'm quite severely hungover today and that did me absolutely no good. i almost fainted

Adriatic

I opened it with a right click and forgot I did it and realised I had my profile open and wondered why and now the joke is lost on me, there's no tricking me!

LC2010HIS

You: i saw you

You: ur faceboook

Stranger: i saw you too,

You: is amazing

You: i love ur pic

Stranger: my facebook?
whats my name?

Stranger: thanks.

You: one sec

Stranger: alrighht.

You: is this u?

You: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?=743264506

You: ive been watching u

You: for a LONG time

You:

You: come here to me

Stranger: how did you do that?


You: do what

Stranger: get my profile?

You: look lets talk about that later

You: right now i wanna talk to u

Stranger: alright?

You: get to know u better than i know u already

You: ur such a beautiful soul

Stranger: whats your name?

You: u know who i am

You: we'r friend

You: good friends

You:

You:

Stranger: uhhh is this breannna?

You: i need to ask u something

Stranger: what?


You: something personal

Stranger: what?


You: are you.....

You: right handed or left handed

Stranger: right handed.

You: excellent

You: my plan is working

You: ill be in touch

Stranger: your plan?

You: well, our plan

Stranger: our plan?

You: you'll see

Stranger: alrighht?

You: ill be around

You: checking in

You: in the meantime

You: sit tight

You: and ill come back for u

You: xxxx

Stranger: wait who are you?

You: i must go or they'll find me

You: later, my lover

You: xxx

Stranger: theyll?

You: yeah the cops.

Stranger: the cops?

You: we'll be together again!

You: xxx

kingtut

LC2010HIS wrote: »

You: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?=743264506

I clicked on that link and it brings up the facebook home page

Zascar

kingtut wrote: »

I clicked on that link and it brings up the facebook home page

fail

LC2010HIS

Zascar wrote: »

fail

completely :rolleyes:

LC2010HIS

Stranger: HIIIIIIIIIII

You: hi

Stranger: ASL PLZ

You: can i add u on facebook

Stranger: YA

You: ok cool

Stranger: WATS UR ID

You: its ok i have urs already

You: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?=743264506

Stranger: BUT HOW

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Zascar

Hahaha epic fun on chatroulette to be had

kingtut

Zascar wrote: »

fail

EPIC!

LC2010HIS

Stranger: Hey

You: why didnt u accept my friend request?

Stranger: asl?

You: WHY?

Stranger: What do you mean?

Stranger: asl?

You: i added u on facebook and u ignored me

You: as usual

Stranger: When?

You: today

You: :(

Stranger: What's your name on your facebook?

Stranger: I will search you

You: u know who i am

You: look

You: it could work out

Stranger: What's?

You: i know we are different people but i love u

You: and i know u love me too

Stranger: What do you mean "i love you"?

You: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?=743264506

You: im adding u again

Stranger: Adn What do you mean?

You: i dont care if u ignore me

You: we belong together

Stranger: What's your name on your FB?

You: i added u there

You: u know

You: im the love of ur life remember?

You: ill be watching





LMAO

TanG411

I've added the link as my status update, saying this person should be reported. . .

Let's hope hilarity ensures.

LC2010HIS

You: HEEEEY

Stranger: hello

Stranger: somebody is killing me

Stranger: help

Stranger: my mom is shouting at me

You: ok i have ur facebook here

Stranger: plz

You: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?=743264506

Stranger: help

You: and ill help u soon

Stranger: who r u

You: i added u there

Stranger: ur asl plz

You: u should know

You: god, ur browsing history is ****ed up

Stranger: what

Stranger: tell me who r u

You: u should really delete those sites before someone see's um

You: *embarssing*

Stranger: why u want to add me on ur facebook

You: cause...........

Stranger: which sites u r talking about

You: just because

You: dont be acting all innocent

You:

Stranger: just because what

You: ill be in touch

Stranger: sorry i dont understand

You: ur hair is lovely btw x

Stranger: whay

Stranger: r u m/f

Stranger: ok

You: thats for me to know and you to - dot, dot ,dot

Stranger: now be serious

Stranger: ok

You: see u around honey

You: ill IM you later

Stranger: plz be serious

You: or sooner than u think

You:

Stranger: stopid

Stranger: tell me ur asl

Stranger: who ru

Stranger: answer my Q

You: thats for you to -dot, dot, dot

You: u already know me

Stranger: what

You: ya, i meet u yesterday

Stranger: i m now in anger

You: bye!

You have disconnected.



totally deserved it no one was killing them then mahaha

AnonoBoy

Omegle ruined my fun. :mad:

THE STRANGER DOES NOT KNOW YOUR FACEBOOK INFO. The above link directs anyone to their own profile; it is not really a link to your profile specifically.

SV

Stranger: male 16 reallllllllly horny.... wat abt uu??
You: I think I know
You: who you are
Stranger: omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: reallllYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY???
You: seriously
You: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?=743264506
You: that's you isn't it?
Stranger: wtf
You: thought so.
Stranger: no ways
Stranger: whos dat>
You: now, stop being such a pervert.
Stranger: bloody hell!!??
Stranger: wat is all dis
You: just stop it! ok?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

clubcard

classic

Darksaga87

evolutionqy7

lol this thread still alive

Keogg

Messing with people on omegle with this link is hilarious! thanks OP!:D

tommy21

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hey
You: good evening
Stranger: how are you?
You: im good can't stop laughing
You: u?
Stranger: haha why not
You: Well I was browsing Facebook
Stranger: and?
You: and saw the funniest page ever
You: and now i have that laugh where you keep laughing for no real reason
You: actually the page is kinda sad
You: the more i think about it
Stranger: hahahahha wow
You: check it out
Stranger: link?
You: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?=743264506
Stranger: umm what

Junco Partner

i'm not very tech savvy how do you actually do it. need some new omegle trolling material. cani just copy that link and it will change according to the person?

garv123

omegle ruined the fun:(:mad:

THE STRANGER DOES NOT KNOW YOUR FACEBOOK INFO. The above link directs anyone to their own profile; it is not really a link to your profile specifically.

Junco Partner

must have just done it last night. i caught a few out before that happened.

TheRiddler

Ugh, it got me for a second..

Also:

TheRiddler wrote: »

This guy is an even bigger idiot..

http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#!/dcockster?ref=search&sid=600511262.3734021281..1

Just looked at that, 9 mutual friends. It always shocks me how small the world is.

captainwang

Priceless :cool:

January

garv123 wrote: »

omegle ruined the fun:(:mad:

THE STRANGER DOES NOT KNOW YOUR FACEBOOK INFO. The above link directs anyone to their own profile; it is not really a link to your profile specifically.

Yeah same happened to me tonight, must be same dude haha

GEasy

FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKING HELL !:pac:

I felt my face just go bright red , don't know how that could happen , but anyways !


That was brilliant!

Dude111

Unfortunetly FB forces you to CREATE AN ACCOUNT to see 90% of things on that site so i cant see the link originally posted....

Mental Mickey

DaaaaaaaaaaN wrote: »

This guy also posts on boards...honestly such an idiot

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?=743264506

What's his name?

AnonoBoy

f0ggy92 wrote: »

must have just done it last night. i caught a few out before that happened.

They did it last August:

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=67434437&postcount=164

citizen_p

just made this 5 minutes ago