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Would you do porn?

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    #92
    we'llallhavetea_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,971 ✭✭✭we'llallhavetea_old


    Duggy747 wrote: »
    It actually was quite funny and sick at the same time, one English girl had horrible tits..................looked liked a melted jeep tire.

    Anywho, Fùcked In Ireland is the name and a quick google search got me this line:

    Yasmin & Vicky Get Fùcked In Ireland By Pascal In A Threesome

    :D

    haha! i've seen some of that, pure comedy gold :D


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    #93
    Pot Noodle =
    Registered Users Posts: 955 ✭✭✭Pot Noodle =


    kraggy wrote: »
    Coke is more of an erection killer than grower.

    Depends where you put it:D


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    #94
    Irishcrx
    Registered Users Posts: 2,861 ✭✭✭Irishcrx


    kraggy wrote: »
    Coke is more of an erection killer than grower.

    Tell that to my mate who once tried getting stuck into a lamp post because the pubs were closing and he couldn't get a ride off anyone..


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    #95
    BBDBB
    Registered Users Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    Confab wrote: »
    Imagine Irish porn... dear god.


    would the music change from

    "bomp chicka wah wah"

    to

    "diddle diddley dee dee???"


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    #96
    Dyr
    Registered Users Posts: 23,246 ✭✭✭✭Dyr


    Maximilian Proud Firefight wrote: »
    Done it already, and more than once.

    What, wanked? :D


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    #97
    iPlop
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,822 ✭✭✭iPlop


    BBDBB wrote: »
    would the music change from

    "bomp chicka wah wah"

    to

    "diddle diddley dee dee???"

    It does in the opening credits ,"diddle diddley dee deediddle diddley dee dee" and then some bird in a cottage sayin' "ohh Joisus ,me legs are loike jellllyyyy ,oh joisus"diddle diddley dee dee


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    #98
    BBDBB
    Registered Users Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    Septic Leper wrote: »
    It does in the opening credits ,"diddle diddley dee deediddle diddley dee dee" and then some bird in a cottage sayin' "ohh Joisus ,me legs are loike jellllyyyy ,oh joisus"diddle diddley dee dee



    theres a knock at the door, and in walks a Super Mario lookalike who says

    "Howya!, oive come ta repair da mangle, so oi have"

    "diddle diddley dee deediddle diddley dee dee"



    "is it me or is it hot in here? hang on, Oi'll take me wellies off"

    "diddle diddley dee deediddle diddley dee dee"


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    #99
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Yea, id do porn, but snyper doesnt come cheap.

    Id want 25% of the box office


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