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Ship wrecked !

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  • 28-04-2010 1:08pm
    #1
    dak
    Registered Users Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭


    A Cavan man, a sheep, and a German Shepherd were
    survivors of a terrible shipwreck. They found
    themselves stranded on a desert island. After being
    there a while, they got into the habit of going to the
    beach every evening to watch the sun go down. One
    particular evening, the sky was red with beautiful
    cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle; a
    perfect night for romance. As they sat there, the
    sheep started looking better and better to the Cavan man.
    Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm
    around it.

    But the dog got jealous, growling fiercely until the
    Cavan man took his arm off the sheep. After that, the
    three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together,
    but there was no more cuddling.

    A few weeks passed by, and, lo and behold, there was
    another shipwreck. The only survivor was a beautiful
    young woman, the most beautiful woman the Cavan man
    had ever seen. She was in a pretty bad way when they
    rescued her, so they slowly nursed her back to health.

    When the young maiden was well enough, they introduced
    her to their evening beach ritual. It was another
    beautiful evening: red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and
    gentle breeze; perfect for a night of romance.
    Pretty soon, the Cavan man started to get "those
    feelings" again.
    He fought them as long as he could, but he finally
    gave in and leaned over to the young woman,
    cautiously, and whispered in her ear,

    "Would you ever mind taking the dog for a walk?''


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    #2
    Orangutani
    Registered Users Posts: 38 ✭Orangutani


    Haha! Reminds me of another:

    A Kiwi guy goes on a backpacking holiday to Australia. One day, he's hitchiking through the outback when an Aussie fella pulls up in a battered truck and offers him a ride. The Kiwi gratefully accepts, and off they go.
    The journey goes well for a number of miles, when up ahead, they see a sheep with its head stuck in a fence by the side of the road. They pull over to investigate. The Kiwi is eager to show off his knowledge of Aussie customs and traditions, so he hops out of the truck, goes over to the sheep, pulls his pants down and has his way with it.
    After he's finished, he turns to the Aussie and says "Your turn mate!" The Aussie walks over, pulls his pants down, and sticks his head through the fence.


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