Strange Things That MEN Make You Do!!!!

AnonoBoy

mig mag wrote: »

Cheeky!
Wouldn't have to do it so often tho!
How come its only the pillows on his side of the bed that have gone a 'lovely' shade of yellow

Maybe you should stop going out with guys who have such sh*t levels of hygiene.

4zn76tysfajdxp

bronte wrote: »

Step 4: Boy decides it's appropriate to expect girl to endure the worst pain of her life to ensure some "carrying on the family name shite" ?????????????

Ha ha.

AnonoBoy

NoDice wrote: »

Back on topic ----

Another backside orifice I dated years ago made me give him my wallet on a night out cause I dyed my hair.

I don't understand this. You had to give him your wallet because you had dyed hair???

NoDice wrote:

His friends were appalled yet no one said anything and I handed it over. He also used practically pick my clothes for me and wasn't allowed wear skirts! :eek:

Why did you let him tell you what to do?

I never understand women who tell me stories like this - "I used to go out with a guy for three years who always told me what to wear etc. etc. etc."
- Why the hell were you going out with him? As soon as you found out he was a d*ckhead why didn't you just dump him straight off?

AnonoBoy

bronte wrote: »

Step 1: Boy meets girl.
Step 2: Boy falls in love with girl.
Step 3: Boy marries girl.
Step 4: Boy decides it's appropriate to expect girl to endure the worst pain of her life to ensure some "carrying on the family name shite" ?????????????

*Introduces Bronte to the idea of adoption.... and contraceptives.*

bronte

AnonoBoy wrote: »

*Introduces Bronte to the idea of adoption.... and contraceptives.*

Hmm. Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

mig mag

mig mag wrote: »

Strange things men make you do.....

Wear uncomfortable underwear just coz it's sexy.

I'm pretty sure "comfortable while looking good" is up there on priorities, as least with a caring bf...
why not wear somehting comfy AND sexy ?!

--LOS--

NoDice wrote: »

Back on topic ----

Another backside orifice I dated years ago made me give him my wallet on a night out cause I dyed my hair. His friends were appalled yet no one said anything and I handed it over. He also used practically pick my clothes for me and wasn't allowed wear skirts! :eek:

AnonoBoy wrote: »

I don't understand this. You had to give him your wallet because you had dyed hair???

I don't understand this either, you mean you spent money dying your hair so he didn't want you spending anything else?

Also I'm trying desperately to think of stuff men make you do, can't think of a thing.

AnonoBoy

bronte wrote: »

Hmm. Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

PM me your credit card details for all the info.

Bonito

--LOS-- wrote: »

I don't understand this either, you mean you spent money dying your hair so he didn't want you spending anything else?

Also I'm trying desperately to think of stuff men make you do, can't think of a thing.

No I think she dyed her hair and she looked gorgeous afterward and it suited her so he started thinking she did it for another man and not him/herself?

The wallet incident might be seperate?

--LOS--

Bonito wrote: »

No I think she dyed her hair and she looked gorgeous afterward and it suited her so he started thinking she did it for another man and not him/herself?

The wallet incident might be seperate?

You could be onto something there, she had something in her wallet perhaps.

bronte

AnonoBoy wrote: »

PM me your credit card details for all the info.

PM sent :pac:

Bonito

--LOS-- wrote: »

You could be onto something there, she had something in her wallet perhaps.

Condom? Maybe he was going to get lucky later that night?

--LOS--

Bonito wrote: »

Condom? Maybe he was going to get lucky later that night?

So he didn't like her new hair do and so needed her condom to get it on with someone else, you don't sound like a man at all at all

I was more thinking that she looked good and he didn't want her getting it on with anyone else.

4zn76tysfajdxp

Novella wrote: »

so many men like to think if they ended up in bed with two women, they'd be some kind of sex machine, pleasuring both of them and moans of, "Wow, you're sooooo good",

Women, huh? Even when they're in a threesome, being pleasured by a man they're moaning. :rolleyes:

Bonito

--LOS-- wrote: »

So he didn't like her new hair do and so needed her condom to get it on with someone else, you don't sound like a man at all at all

I was more thinking that she looked good and he didn't want her getting it on with anyone else.

Yes! The condom in the wallet was for when she was going to blow him away later that night! But he thought it was for someone else!:D

NoDice

AnonoBoy wrote: »

I don't understand this. You had to give him your wallet because you had dyed hair???



Why did you let him tell you what to do?

I never understand women who tell me stories like this - "I used to go out with a guy for three years who always told me what to wear etc. etc. etc."
- Why the hell were you going out with him? As soon as you found out he was a d*ckhead why didn't you just dump him straight off?

Ha ha ha just read what ye thought the story meant. Basically he told me to stop dying my hair. He siad he wanted me to stop cause it was bad for me but I'm not sure if that was the case or not. I went out and his friends said my hair was nice, I said just got it cut and coloured. Himself took me aside and said "Right I told you not to do that, give me your wallet". It was like a punishment or something I guess. Really crazy.

I guess "love" is blind! Plus I was young and he was my first "love" for want of a better word. He was older than me too and actually got me out of a very bad situ, if not into a worse one, so I felt I owed him alot. :rolleyes:

............That and he found a condom in my wallet which I was going to use to give somebody else a BJ cause my new hair colour suited me....

pickarooney

bronte wrote: »

Step 1: Boy meets girl.
Step 2: Boy falls in love with girl.
Step 3: Boy marries girl.
Step 4: Boy decides it's appropriate to expect girl to endure the worst pain of her life to ensure some "carrying on the family name shite" ?????????????

Methinks the lady doth protest a little too much. I don't think I've seen a thread where you've posted where you haven't alluded to the fact that you don't want kids. What's the deal with that?

(I mean the constant bringing it up, not the not wanting kids which, frankly, I don't think anyone cares about)

Bonito

Me thinks someone has gotten herself up the Ballyjamesduff and in turn, is being quite resentful.

NoDice

:eek:

funk-you

NoDice wrote: »

............That and he found a condom in my wallet which I was going to use to give somebody else a BJ cause my new hair colour suited me....

WTF? Worst BJ ever.

-Funk

Fukuyama

starbelgrade wrote: »

Start retaliation threads.

haha...so true :cool:

NoDice

funk-you wrote: »

WTF? Worst BJ ever.

-Funk

Your Dad didn't think so.

Weren't my words! Someone else thought that's what happened.

--LOS--

NoDice wrote: »

Your Dad didn't think so.

Weren't my words! Someone else thought that's what happened.

I was just going with a plain old screwing, typical, Bonito, making sure there's more gain in it for the men.

--LOS--

bronte wrote: »

Step 1: Boy meets girl.
Step 2: Boy falls in love with girl.
Step 3: Boy marries girl.
Step 4: Boy decides it's appropriate to expect girl to endure the worst pain of her life to ensure some "carrying on the family name shite" ?????????????

I assume that boy and girl would have talked about this before getting married

Bonito

I ment a typical screw too. Darn wimminz not being able to comprehend the English language. :pac:

Bonito

--LOS-- wrote: »

I assume that boy and girl would have talked about this before getting married

Nah. They tend to just lunge themselves on top of their new wife and lob it in bareback regardless. :pac:

NoDice

--LOS-- wrote: »

I was just going with a plain old screwing, typical, Bonito, making sure there's more gain in it for the men.

Bonito wrote: »

I ment a typical screw too. Darn wimminz not being able to comprehend the English language. :pac:

I better get back into the kitchen..

--LOS--

Bonito wrote: »

Nah. They tend to just lunge themselves on top of their new wife and lob it in bareback regardless. :pac:

Marriage gives you those kind of entitlements I suppose.

bronte

pickarooney wrote: »

Methinks the lady doth protest a little too much. I don't think I've seen a thread where you've posted where you haven't alluded to the fact that you don't want kids. What's the deal with that?

(I mean the constant bringing it up, not the not wanting kids which, frankly, I don't think anyone cares about)

Was it like collect 5 crisp packets and become a psychologist?
I wasn't aware anyone even noticed.
I'd put money on issues from my past being the reason I'd rather not go there, but that's just me.

Bonito wrote: »

Me thinks someone has gotten herself up the Ballyjamesduff and in turn, is being quite resentful.

No, thank christ!

--LOS-- wrote: »

I assume that boy and girl would have talked about this before getting married

You'd think!
Sometimes they hang in there hoping you'll change your mind and then it all goes wrong when you don't.

generalmiaow

NoDice wrote: »

Your Dad didn't think so.

Its funny how if someone said your ma in that situation you could potentially get offended (except on AH obviously) but when someone says what you said the possible responses include disbelief, creepiness or pride

--LOS--

bronte wrote: »

Was it like collect 5 crisp packets and become a psychologist?

LOL!

bronte wrote: »

I wasn't aware anyone even noticed.
I'd put money on issues from my past being the reason I'd rather not go there, but that's just me.

I didn't notice

bronte wrote: »

You'd think!
Sometimes they hang in there hoping you'll change your mind and then it all goes wrong when you don't.

God I don't understand that, one would be lucky to be out of that relationship if one disagreed with one's partner on that :P

NoDice

generalmiaow wrote: »

Its funny how if someone said your ma in that situation you could potentially get offended (except on AH obviously) but when someone says what you said the possible responses include disbelief, creepiness or pride

Nope. I get your ma jokes all the time seeing as I dish out your dad jokes alot. The only time I find it offensive slightly (i still laugh like) is when that person has actually met my mum.

Bonito

Is she hotter than you?

bronte

--LOS-- wrote: »

God I don't understand that, one would be lucky to be out of that relationship if one disagreed with one's partner on that :P

True enough...it just hurt like hell at the time.

Just thought of another one... 'im indoors makes me sleep with the window open all night to keep the room cool.
Makes sense..except I am terrified of spiders and the lil buggers come in during the night. :eek:

Dublin_Gunner

bronte wrote: »

True enough...it just hurt like hell at the time.

Just thought of another one... 'im indoors makes me sleep with the window open all night to keep the room cool.
Makes sense..except I am terrified of spiders and the lil buggers come in during the night. :eek:

Keep the room cool? The window's open to remove the smell of fart during the night.

bronte

LOL!! I just spat tea everywhere!

Nope, I'm one of those annoying women who insists things like that take place in the jacks. I know it "has to be done" but I just like to pretend it doesn't.

generalmiaow

NoDice wrote: »

Nope. I get your ma jokes all the time seeing as I dish out your dad jokes alot. The only time I find it offensive slightly (i still laugh like) is when that person has actually met my mum.

Or when it's a sibling.

NoDice

Bonito wrote: »

Is she hotter than you?

Ask your dad.. Ta-daa!!

Just remembered another one too -

I have to ring the take aways.. Always me. :mad:

Dublin_Gunner

bronte wrote: »

LOL!! I just spat tea everywhere!

Nope, I'm one of those annoying women who insists things like that take place in the jacks. I know it "has to be done" but I just like to pretend it doesn't.

If you think he's getting up in the middle of the night just to let one rip you're sorely mistaken! Those bedsheets are fluttering like a flag in a gale while you're asleep - guaranteed!

bronte

Dublin_Gunner wrote: »

If you think he's getting up in the middle of the night just to let one rip you're sorely mistaken! Those bedsheets are fluttering like a flag in a gale while you're asleep - guaranteed!

I think I need to leave a recording device overnight and see.
Punishments will be brutal, if true.

stovelid

Say It's just like drinking a protein shake, I promise.

constitutionus

bronte wrote: »

I think I need to leave a recording device overnight and see.
Punishments will be brutal, if true.

how will you know which ones are yours ?

bronte

constitutionus wrote: »

how will you know which ones are yours ?

I'm a laydee. We all know girls don't do that.

What kind of strange gaseous existance do you think I have?? :pac::pac: