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Need some advice from gents re sensitive situation...

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  • #52
    Handsome Bob
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,905 ✭✭✭✭Handsome Bob


    Wibbs wrote: »
    I'd say its kinda similar to "fat"in women. If you wanted to hurt the average woman calling her fat would not be far off calling the average man microdick.

    Both carry equal hurt, but I think levelling the small dick insult at a man is worse. I mean calling a woman fat, regardless of the lack of class it shows, is not as bad as telling a bloke he has a microdick. I mean at least the woman can do something about her weight if she so wishes, whereas the male can do squate. Zero. Nothing. I think aiming such an insult at a male would suggest that you an incredibly callous and mean spirited woman on your hands.


  • #53
    midlandsmissus
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,838 ✭✭✭midlandsmissus


    CDfm wrote: »
    In what way as in not feminine or just ugly.

    I dont understand the context so you may need to spell it out.

    As an insult to my femininity.

    To clarify, I'd say the most hurtful thing you could say to a man would be to call him a wimp/woman/has a small dick, they all come back to the same insult - youre' not a 'real man'.

    It works the same with women - 'you have no tits' ( women get so many boob jobs because they don't feel like a real woman with a flat chest - same with men and the size of their penis), 'you have a ronnie' (very hurtful - said to my friend who cried for ages, she didn't), 'she looks like a man. '

    They're the most hurtful things you could say to a woman. Jesus I wouldnt care in d slightest if anyone called me fat! I work out alot though, so I would now I'm not. If you're overweight and insecure though, male or female, I'm sure that insult is equally hurtful.


  • #54
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    sorry I thought you meant manly or butch in a sexual way.

    if a woman cries about a moustache she doesnt have its just like being overly sensitive and which she could get bleached or lasered.

    telling a guy that he is undersized in the micky department is like emascultation central -like calling him a eunuch ie the joke "what do you think of that" "it looks like a penis only smaller"

    thats a different scale and its in the bedroom in an intimate relationship.


  • #55
    midlandsmissus
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,838 ✭✭✭midlandsmissus


    CDfm wrote: »
    sorry I thought you meant manly or butch in a sexual way.

    if a woman cries about a moustache she doesnt have its just like being overly sensitive and which she could get bleached or lasered.

    telling a guy that he is undersized in the micky department is like emascultation central -like calling him a eunuch ie the joke "what do you think of that" "it looks like a penis only smaller"

    thats a different scale and its in the bedroom in an intimate relationship.

    'You've no tits' is on the same scale though...both of these neither can do anything about unless they resort to surgery.

    I think men and women are quite similiar in a lot of ways - an insult to your gender is the worst surely. Actually CDFM, is there anything that would be more insulting to you? I'm interested,


  • #56
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    midlandsmissus wrote: »
    'You've no tits' is on the same scale though...both of these neither can do anything about unless they resort to surgery.

    I dont really agree here. Its kind of unique in the context of a relationship
    I think men and women are quite similiar in a lot of ways - an insult to your gender is the worst surely. Actually CDFM, is there anything that would be more insulting to you? I'm interested,

    I can't think of anything that would work like that with me. I don't know whether that makes me more secure or shallow.


  • #57
    sopick
    Closed Accounts Posts: 46 ✭sopick


    tell him not too worry your just after tellin a lot of people he has a perry winkle poor chap you cant rewind and its always gonna be on his mind now the erection problems are gonna start first of all its his own fault for asking he should have left it alone and secondly you could have just told him a little lie , just tell him you were winding him up for as long as you could and that its about time you told him you were only jokin with him


  • #58
    Zulu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,967 ✭✭✭✭Zulu


    Seriously? One semi-colon & one apostrophe and both used complete incorrectly??

    Jesus, sentences are free.


    Apologies, but ffs


  • #59
    grenache
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,477 ✭✭✭grenache


    Smallbit wrote: »
    How do I help him get past this?! What do I say that will really boost his ego? Are there magic words, or secret phrases that will convince him that I think he's the best lover I've ever had?
    Just tell him his cock is small but mighty. It certainly sounds that way.


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