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Funny euphemisms people use for farts ...

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  • 02-05-2010 5:18pm
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    CrackerXYZ
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    Gravy Pants

    Firing Scud Missiles

    Turd Honking

    Mud Duck

    Panty Burps

    Pant Stainers

    Cut the Cheese

    Trouser Cough

    K-Fart

    Crack Splitters

    Turd Tooties

    Anal Audio

    Great Brown Cloud

    Exercising the meat nozzle :D


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    AngryHippie
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    Opening your Lunchbox ( as in "did you open your lunchbox there Tom")

    Sh1teing Yourself ( as in " are you after Sh1teing yourself there Tom")

    Dunging your Togs ( as in "Tom Dunged his togs")


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    Jondow
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    Botty burp


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    dohouch
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    A bit along the same lines. Heard an English woman on the radio recently who was have a "Brzillian" waxing job done, refer to her "front bottom".

    Never heard it before, might be common enough in England, so how do mothers in Ireland name it for their daughters?

    We're not suffering, only complaining 😞



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    s-cogan
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    fanny


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    PeterIanStaker
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    Holding farts in when you're in a crowded place such as a lift, then releasing them later, is known as Air Traffic Control.


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