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You know your getting old when...

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  • 04-05-2010 12:53am
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    FearDark
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭


    I'm 27.

    Just found out that my nostril hairs are really really really long all of a sudden, I can literally grab em with two fingers from outside my nostrils... eeeeeuch!!

    Played 2 matches last week, needed two days to recover after the second match, I never needed recovery time before, stairs were a nightmare for two days.

    I'm not nearly half as bothered about "getting the ride" on a night out anymore, sometimes all I want after a feed of Guinness is a bag of chips and me bed.

    How about ye? I feel battered and bruised and worn out!
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    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    ...when it takes you all night, to do what you used to do ALL night! :(

    (Just wait till the hair starts growing in your ears too!)


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    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    Wow, you'll be 30 before you know it.


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    #4
    hinault
    Registered Users Posts: 5,932 ✭✭✭hinault


    I'd rather stay in, than go out and socialise.

    I cycled 100 miles on Saturday and felt dreadful on Sunday.
    In the old days, I would have been back on the bike doing at least another 50 miles!


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    questionmark?
    Registered Users Posts: 3,074 ✭✭✭questionmark?


    When there's more food in your fridge at the weekend than beer. :(


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    Jordan Berbatov
    Closed Accounts Posts: 292 ✭✭Jordan Berbatov


    when you start commenting on how tall your younger relations have got.


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    epgc3fyqirnbsx
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    When you're wondering who's on the late late on a friday :(


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    recylingbin
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    When you make noise getting up from the couch.
    :(


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    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    When you make shopping lists.


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    #10
    EI111
    Registered Users Posts: 527 ✭✭✭EI111


    'you know you're X when...' lists seem juvenile


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    FearDark
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    EI111 wrote: »
    'you know you're X when...' lists seem juvenile

    Welcome to After Hours.


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    Run_to_da_hills
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    When you can pay off your car/ motorbike insurance with a weeks wages.


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    tony 2 tone
    Registered Users Posts: 2,749 ✭✭✭tony 2 tone


    FearDark wrote: »
    I'm 27.

    Just found out that my nostril hairs are really really really long all of a sudden, I can literally grab em with two fingers from outside my nostrils... eeeeeuch!!
    When you can grab them in your fist, then get worried! :D

    I'm finding more and more gray hairs on my head and beard, when they start appearing else where I'll feel old.


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    staker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    you replace your broken mobile with the same model phone:confused:


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    pikachucheeks
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    starbelgrade wrote: »
    When you make shopping lists.

    I like making lists and I'm 21! :o


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    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    staker wrote: »
    you replace your broken mobile with the same model phone:confused:

    But that makes perfect sense to me!


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    pebbles21
    Registered Users Posts: 1,817 ✭✭✭pebbles21


    when you put a stick aside especially for mixing paint!


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    JONJO THE MISER
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 12,333 ✭✭✭✭JONJO THE MISER


    When you start moaning about the youngsters and looking forward to the next episode of Coronation Street.


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    IvySlayer
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    recylingbin wrote: »
    When you make noise getting up from the couch.
    :(

    What is with that? It's sooo annoying.

    Everytime you sit it's either Ahhhhhhh or Ooohhhhh.


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    #20
    FearDark
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    When your out in the pub, you look around and your the only one wearing boot cut jeans and Nike Cortez'.


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    Biggins
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    questionmark? wrote: »
    When there's more food in your fridge at the weekend than beer. :(
    Jordan Berbatov wrote: »
    when you start commenting on how tall your younger relations have got.
    recylingbin wrote: »
    When you make noise getting up from the couch.
    :(
    starbelgrade wrote: »
    When you make shopping lists.
    staker wrote: »
    you replace your broken mobile with the same model phone:confused:
    pebbles21 wrote: »
    when you put a stick aside especially for mixing paint!

    All this is far too familiar to me! :eek:

    :( I'm doomed...


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    #22
    Pretty_Pistol
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    Realising I'd rather watch the News or The Frontline than Skins/ Gossip Girl/ OTH or some other teenage programmes I used to like. I feel so old. :(


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    Marty McFly
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    When youre singing along to a song you remember as being a great summer, time, no1 hit and some 18 year old goes what the hell is that your singing/ whos thats etc.


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    RolandIRL
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    pikachucheeks wrote: »
    I like making lists and I'm 21! :o
    i'm only 18 and i make lists :o:o. god, at least i know that i'm going to be responsible when i'm older (hopefully) :P


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    #25
    pebbles21
    Registered Users Posts: 1,817 ✭✭✭pebbles21


    When you change your car,you get the exact same make,model and colour!


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    recylingbin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,001 ✭✭✭recylingbin


    luvbulmers01 wrote: »
    When youre singing along to a song you remember as being a great summer, time, no1 hit and some 18 year old goes what the hell is that your singing/ whos thats etc.
    Alternatively, when you find yourself singing along to a song you thought was shite when you were younger.
    And enjoying it.


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    #27
    FearDark
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    When you don't know how much 6 cans of Dutch Gold costs.


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    Jordan Berbatov
    Closed Accounts Posts: 292 ✭✭Jordan Berbatov


    when you say a big 'ahhhhh' before,after and during the first gulp of tea after a long day at work. I'm sure ye know it?


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    #29
    landsleaving
    Registered Users Posts: 4,345 ✭✭✭landsleaving


    When you moan about every new fad/trend that appears and say how music/movies/everything was better in your day.

    I was old by about age 12 though. Nothing ever topped that dinosaur fad.


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    peanuthead
    Registered Users Posts: 3,111 ✭✭✭peanuthead


    EI111 wrote: »
    'you know you're X when...' lists seem juvenile


    When you say this!


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    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    This thread is really scaring me now!


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