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You know your getting old when...

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  • Registered Users Posts: 14,565 ✭✭✭✭callaway92


    i'm 18 and I do that


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    .... the local paedophile won't even give you a second look anymore :(


  • Registered Users Posts: 249 ✭✭MardiB


    pebbles21 wrote: »
    when you put a stick aside especially for mixing paint!


    Peter Kay, brilliant:)


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    Biggins wrote: »
    This thread is really scaring me now!
    Sorry Biggins :o
    But... I'm sure your young at heart... or somesuch other comforting phrase.


  • Registered Users Posts: 17,187 ✭✭✭✭IvySlayer


    /sniff

    I think Biggins is ready to be put down :(


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  • Registered Users Posts: 249 ✭✭MardiB


    when people in the nightclub look at you like you must be from the drugs squad


  • Registered Users Posts: 426 ✭✭ddef


    youre paralyzed from the neck down, cant remember your relatives, can no longer speak properly and hooked up to a life support in an eldery hospital ward...
    tell tale signs you aint as fit as you once were,


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,466 ✭✭✭blinding


    When the local undertaker takes the time to give you the once over when you stumble upon him. (This might be when you are getting ancient or a real hungry undertaker):p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    bonerm wrote: »
    .... the local paedophile won't even give you a second look anymore :(

    lol


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 12,333 ✭✭✭✭JONJO THE MISER


    Its 1.24 am and your tired and want to go to bed whereas before staying up till 5am was the norm.


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    FearDark wrote: »
    Sorry Biggins :o
    But... I'm sure your young at heart... or some such other comforting phrase.
    LOL
    Thats another one!
    When people start giving you comforting phrase's or words!
    Yikes!!! :eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,488 ✭✭✭pikachucheeks


    When you rant and rave about the behaviour of anyone or groups of people younger than you... Possibly out of resentment!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    Biggins wrote: »
    LOL
    Thats another one!
    When people start giving you comforting phrase's or words!
    Yikes!!! :eek:

    Now now Biggins, lets get you into your pyjamas and into your niiiiiiiiiiccce warm bed, theres a good lad now.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    When you meet an old friend and say something like 'Jesus, I haven't seen you for 12 years'


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    FearDark wrote: »
    Now now Biggins, lets get you into your pyjamas and into your niiiiiiiiiiccce warm bed, theres a good lad now.
    :(


  • Registered Users Posts: 249 ✭✭MardiB


    Its 1.24 am and your tired and want

    to go to bed whereas before staying up till 5am was the norm.

    I KNOW.....why can't I make myself go to bed....


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,345 ✭✭✭landsleaving


    When you rant and rave about the behaviour of anyone or groups of people younger than you... Possibly out of resentment!

    I do that about everyone older or younger. My friends call me 'Old man Leaving' :o


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,001 ✭✭✭recylingbin


    When you notice that there's no veg on your plate...and are a bit peeved by it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,009 ✭✭✭✭Run_to_da_hills


    FearDark wrote: »
    When you don't know how much 6 cans of Dutch Gold costs.
    Teens these days can afford Carlsbourg. :p

    http://www.obrienswine.ie/Beers/Carlsberg-Can---24-Pack/18732/


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    When you have a "to-do list", but nothing on it.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 292 ✭✭Jordan Berbatov


    ^^^^


    When your user name is an iron Maiden song:pac:


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    ^^^^


    When your user name is an iron Maiden song:pac:

    When you know that its an Iron Maiden song :P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,358 ✭✭✭Dennis the Stone


    You begin to think Nationwide has some interesting features.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,009 ✭✭✭✭Run_to_da_hills


    ^^^^


    When your user name is an iron Maiden song:pac:

    Anything they produced past brave new world is crap. :p


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,749 ✭✭✭tony 2 tone


    When you get one of those granny trollies for doing the messages.
    When you start calling going shopping doing the messages.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    Anything they produced past brave new world is crap. :p
    Now thats when you know your old! But amen brother.

    On a similar topic, about two years ago my niece told me about this new rock group, they were amazing, best album ever etc etc... fupping Green Day...!


  • Registered Users Posts: 17,187 ✭✭✭✭IvySlayer


    FearDark wrote: »
    Now thats when you know your old! But amen brother.

    On a similar topic, about two years ago my niece told me about this new rock group, they were amazing, best album ever etc etc... fupping Green Day...!

    Being 27! must be tough to your ears with all the modern music :D


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    IvySlayer wrote: »
    Being 27! must be tough to your ears with all the modern music :D

    What? Let me put my trumpet in my ear and say that again!


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,798 ✭✭✭Local-womanizer


    I do most of the things listed here and I am only 19 :o

    You also feel old when you watch the Morning news,the 6.1 bulletin and the 9 o clock news in the one day.....

    And not liking various places because they are too noisy!


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  • Registered Users Posts: 11,028 ✭✭✭✭--LOS--


    when you try to change the channel with the phone.

    see you all at iron maiden ;)


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