You know your getting old when...

Nevermind_

you find your first grey pube.... down there :eek:

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^^^

*nods in agreement*

Erica<3

I'm 18 but i feel old all the time.. I horse ride and thus have had a fair few injuries; a messed up neck, twisted back, twisted knee cap, one leg longer than the other because my hips are out of line with eachother, hairline fracture in my hip, a gammy ankle, and a clicking wrist.

I have been told that if i ever carry a child, i will have to spend the last month on bedrest as i won't be able to support the weight on my hips... and all because i horse ride

And yes i do go to a chiropractor, every 2 weeks or so, to crack my neck and sort out my back.

I feel very very old, i wake up in the morning and i literally have to wait for my knee caps to slot into place before i can walk properly...

chocgirl

When you need more than 3 hours sleep I think.

Kasabian

Erica<3 wrote: »

I'm 18 but i feel old all the time.. I horse ride and thus have had a fair few injuries; a messed up neck, twisted back, twisted knee cap, one leg longer than the other because my hips are out of line with eachother, hairline fracture in my hip, a gammy ankle, and a clicking wrist.

I have been told that if i ever carry a child, i will have to spend the last month on bedrest as i won't be able to support the weight on my hips... and all because i horse ride

And yes i do go to a chiropractor, every 2 weeks or so, to crack my neck and sort out my back.

I feel very very old, i wake up in the morning and i literally have to wait for my knee caps to slot into place before i can walk properly...

Are you doing it wrong , your suppose to be on their back

Kasabian

When the Garda that arrests you is younger than your kid

Erica<3

lonad wrote: »

Are you doing it wrong , your suppose to be on their back

Oh you're hilarious, and yes i am doing it right, i just happen to ride very aggressive, tempermental, as that was my job.

Bolag_the_2nd

Erica<3 wrote: »

Oh you're hilarious, and yes i am doing it right, i just happen to ride very aggressive, tempermental, as that was my job.

the AH lads will love that

Erica<3

Bolag_the_2nd wrote: »

the AH lads will love that

Aggressive, tempermental HORSES*******************

Ah ****e...:P

InTheTrees

Erica<3 wrote: »

I'm 18 but i feel old all the time.. I horse ride and thus have had a fair few injuries; a messed up neck, twisted back, twisted knee cap, one leg longer than the other because my hips are out of line with eachother, hairline fracture in my hip, a gammy ankle, and a clicking wrist.

I have been told that if i ever carry a child, i will have to spend the last month on bedrest as i won't be able to support the weight on my hips... and all because i horse ride

And yes i do go to a chiropractor, every 2 weeks or so, to crack my neck and sort out my back.

I feel very very old, i wake up in the morning and i literally have to wait for my knee caps to slot into place before i can walk properly...

A chiropractor is just a fancy masseuse, you should get checked by a real doctor.

There's no reason why riding should mess up your hips to the extent that one leg is extended (its not actually longer right?).

If your hips are out of whack it cant be helping your riding either, it means you're out of balance, you'd ride better if your balanced correctly.

Kasabian

Erica<3 wrote: »

Oh you're hilarious, and yes i am doing it right, i just happen to ride very aggressive, tempermental, as that was my job.

LOL

Erica<3

InTheTrees wrote: »

A chiropractor is just a fancy masseuse, you should get checked by a real doctor.

There's no reason why riding should mess up your hips to the extent that one leg is extended (its not actually longer right?).

If your hips are out of whack it cant be helping your riding either, it means you're out of balance, you'd ride better if your balanced correctly.

My riding isn't compromised at all, for one thing.

A chiropractor is not a fancy masseuse, he was recommended by my doctor.

And my right leg is half an inch longer than my left.
And riding didn't do that damage, it was the fecker who reared up and threw me off, then trampled on me.

ghosttown

When your equivalent of internet dating was arranging a date with some girl over CB radio because she had a nice 'handle'......:)

sam34

Nevermind_ wrote: »

you find your first grey pube.... down there :eek:

where else would you find pubes?


(awaits onslaught of AH answers, in her mouth etc!)

Bolag_the_2nd

sam34 wrote: »

where else would you find pubes?


(awaits onslaught of AH answers, in her mouth etc!)

shared a house once and we found pubes in the butter. :eek: and no they wernt mine, im allergic to dairy

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*throws ham sandwich in the bin*


Thanks.

InTheTrees

Erica<3 wrote: »

A chiropractor is not a fancy masseuse, he was recommended by my doctor.
And riding didn't do that damage, it was the fecker who reared up and threw me off, then trampled on me.

If you're doctor is an Orthapedic Specialist I supose its okay, they;'re still just enhanced masuese though.

FearDark

Just back from a 10k and my daily gym routine...

Feel like a truck has backed over my entire body...

Tomorrow morning will be fun :rolleyes: I want to be 18 and invincible again!

Thomas828

whiteman19 wrote: »

when you remember what casettes were, recorded songs off the radio, and recorded TV on video tapes. none of this Sky+ pr youtube malarkey.

if you want to be really old, you'll remember betamax. i don't so i feel young again

I plead guilty to all charges.

questionmark?

When you look at your floors or windows and realize they could do with a wash!

Pretty_Pistol

You see children/teenagers out after dark and say aloud how they should be at home in bed at that time of night.

Fanny Wank

when you watch "The Accused" and think 'I wouldn't mind banging Jodie Foster' when you see her tits

Din Taylor

Fanny **** wrote: »

when you watch "The Accused" and think 'I wouldn't mind banging Jodie Foster' when you see her tits

Oscar winning tits those are.

Fago!

You know you're old when:

1. You make noises when you stand up
2. You lose things but they're still in your hand
3. You've no control over when you fart
4. You don't care if fart in public
5. You start sympathising with old people
6. When you say "Kids!" in an "Oh I was young once" kinda way

pebbles21

When you get to the bottom of the stairs and you take off your shoes,clothes and underwear, then you creep upstairs very quietly ,and when you get to the top you just realised your on the bus!

Tilt Gone

When your pubes start to make your penis resemble Billy Connolly

ricman

When the music you listened to as a teen is called classic,or retro, when you don,t understand kids slang.When the clothes you used to wear as a teen are now once again fashionable.When formats you used like 3.5inch floppys are almost gone.When new singers talk about your favourite singers as infuences eg singer x is the new madonna.When you listen to classic stations,eg bbc radio 2.When you can remember when facebook,bebo ,instant messaging , did not exist.WHEN you cant remember when was the last time i was asked for id ,to buy drink.When you listen to pop music and dont understand the lyrics.

StormWarrior

ricman wrote: »

When you listen to pop music and dont understand the lyrics.

Or when you're horrified by the lyrics. I (late twenties) was in the car with my sister (early twenties) a few months ago and that Rhianna song came on her CD player. You know the one that goes, "Come on rude boy, can you get it up" or whatever. I had never heard it before and I was so shocked, I was like, "Oh my god this is so rude, I can't believe they are allowed to play this!" My sister thought I was being an old fuddy-duddy, but really, those lyrics are so unnecessary!

Cleopatra_Rebel

...when you start taking naps during the day! :eek:

Mr Benevolent

Tilt Gone wrote: »

When your pubes start to make your penis resemble Billy Connolly

I can't believe you think of your penis and Billy Connolly in the same thought. Ugh.