Time for Rafas goatee to go?

JerryHandbag

Rafa needs to grow a neck beard. These goatees are neither here nor there.

x in the city

SlickRic wrote: »

it's also time for him to go on a diet.

transformation Raffa, he could have his own reality show.

and who knows, he might even win it.

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x in the city wrote: »

transformation Raffa, he could have his own reality show.

and who knows, he might even win it.

:eek:

We all know what happened to the last guy to host a "Transformation..." show.

Rafa's bad and all, but don't be wishing that on the guy.

Spiritoftheseventies

Iago wrote: »

Sure people will point to such incidentals as net transfer spend, an aging squad, a succession of injuries to top players and general dissent in the camp. However deep down everyone knows that the real issue is the goatee.

I personally think the time has come for the safety razor to be redeployed, for the sake of Liverpool FC and it’s place at the pinnacle of the English game, the goatee must go.

Can't wait for the day when United fall from grace. This is going to come back to you in a very bad way some day

murpho999

I think Rafa should get a makeover and go for this look..

mike65

I think this thread should be retitled Is it time for Rafa to Goatee

Spiritoftheseventies

mike65 wrote: »

I think this thread should be retitled Is it time for Rafa to Goatee

Now that would have been funny

Prufrock

mike65 wrote: »

I think this thread should be retitled Is it time for Rafa to Goatee

mike65

"I'm here all week/month/year/decade..."

KittyeeTrix

mike65 wrote: »

"I'm here all week/month/year/decade..."

Your postcount certainly suggests so

Although my own is creeping up as I avoid study!!!

Spiritoftheseventies

This thread is going along very nicely now :rolleyes:

CR 7

Spiritoftheseventies wrote: »

This thread is going along very nicely now :rolleyes:

Helped along by the no. 1 poster of course.

I think he should go for this look:



It's a good way of getting the support of the entire female population of england.

efb

Has the "Go Compare comparison thing been done? (mobile)

mike65

Phaowr! and I'm straight.

Spud83

He should go for a Manuel tasche and embrace the joke.

Headshot

great thread Iago

Spiritoftheseventies

Headshot wrote: »

great thread Iago

Give me strength :rolleyes:

SlickRic

Spiritoftheseventies wrote: »

Give me strength :rolleyes:

seriously.

you need to learn to laugh.

KittyeeTrix

SlickRic wrote: »

seriously.

you need to learn to laugh.

I agree even if it is difficult at the time it certainly lets the situation pass by a lot easier:)

Spiritoftheseventies

fluffyorganic1 wrote: »

I agree even if it is difficult at the time it certainly lets the situation pass by a lot easier:)

Was a bit overcast today dont you think.

GLaDOS

Good thread, would read again.

Fromvert

Headshot wrote: »

great thread Iago

+ 1

and + 1 for the Tom Selleck

mike65

Here's a moderately amusing gif

x in the city

tom selleck for me also

a massive handlebar moustache would go some way to scaring the opposition

Spiritoftheseventies

ScienceNerd wrote: »

Good thread, would read again.

Thats headshot on the right

Iago

mike65 wrote: »

Here's a moderately amusing gif

I like where you're going with this, it's a good look. It does mean keeping the goatee though, may not be optimal strategy.

Headshot

Iago wrote: »

I like where you're going with this, it's a good look. It does mean keeping the goatee though, may not be optimal strategy.

rafa the prince of persia :pac:

he sure could use the sands of time after this season

Spiritoftheseventies

Iago wrote: »

I like where you're going with this, it's a good look. It does mean keeping the goatee though, may not be optimal strategy.

So who's head is on the chopping blocks so. Mine or Rafa's (sorry thought headshot had someone else in mind for second photo. ---- Prince of Persia )

everdead.ie

Rafa in two years :pac:

nkay1985

I thik it's been proved beyond doubt that Rafa's goatee did have a positive impact on the team's performance. While this influence has waned, I think a move back to bald-faced Rafa would be a mistake. His facial hair just needs a new lease on life.

I suggest that he consults some of these fine gentlemen for ideas.

~Rebel~

My earlier thought was keep the goatee, and get fit.

But to be fair, the chap probably doesn't have time for that, so now I'm thinking, grow the beard and start smoking a pipe.


This also got me thinking, are managers ever shown smoking in the dugout? surely it happens!

JerryHandbag

Not sure if he'd go for this style. I give you Trifon Ivanov "The Bulgarian Wolf"



Bit of a cult hero actually...

CR 7

Is it time for Rafa's goat to go?

• Yes
• No

greendom

As long as he keeps saying "clooub" he can stay

Headshot

Rafa should do a Alexi Lalas on it

monkey9

I think the goatee should go. We've won nothing since it's growth

Iago

Plenty of warnings were provided, and subsequently ignored.

SOTS is taking a break from the forum so for all other posters keep this thread on topic or you can join him on his break

5starpool

This should be the ultimate aim of the facial hair growers imo.

monkey9

5starpool wrote: »

This should be the ultimate aim of the facial hair growers imo.

I could see Ferguson pulling that one off!!

flahavaj

Thoroughly enjoyed this thread. Well played sir.

Dont be at yourself

monkey9 wrote: »

I could see Ferguson pulling that one off!!

I don't think he's Fergie's type.

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Pre-beard, Rafa had magic powers, since he grew it, they have disappeared.

He should cut it off.

monkey9

flahavaj wrote: »

Thoroughly enjoyed this thread. Well played sir.

I feel it's been an extremely successful thread overall!!!

Kold

I feel like a tosser now but here goes...


That's a Van Dyke, a goatee is just beard.

everdead.ie

Kold wrote: »

I feel like a tosser now but here goes...


That's a Van Dyke, a goatee is just beard.

Well I'll be dammed
Time for Rafa to get a Goatee? Thread name change I think:pac:

_blank_

The difference between a Goatee and a Van Dyke is like the difference between Gross and Net

monkey9

Des wrote: »

The difference between a Goatee and a Van Dyke is like the difference between Gross and Net

I feel a new thread coming on!!!

Iago

NekkidBibleMan wrote: »

Just another symptom of his fractious relationship with gillette.

quoted to congratulate NekkidbibleMan on winning post of the day....


even if he was just riding my coattails to success

Iago

Kold wrote: »

I feel like a tosser now but here goes...


That's a Van Dyke, a goatee is just beard.

wait....

all this time I've been describing myself in my online profiles as "Devilishly handsome with a stunning goatee" when I should have been saying "Devilishly handsome with a stunning Van Dyke"

mind you, someone could easily read the latter and get completely the wrong idea about what's on offer

patmac

mike65 wrote: »

I think this thread should be retitled Is it time for Rafa to Goatee

Be careful how you spell that one you wouldn't want a stray s after the t in Goatee.
Also really off topic



Penis van Lesbian
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Thank you for your advice.

Sincerely,

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