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Tar's new sex slave!

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  • Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 18,377 Mod ✭✭✭✭Solitaire


    ... and for those of us who aren't FBWhores?? :confused::p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 29,130 ✭✭✭✭Karl Hungus


    Solitaire wrote: »
    ... and for those of us who aren't FBWhores?? :confused::p

    If you've got a facebook profile, it links to your profile. So whoever clicks the link will be directed to their own profile. So in a way, this thread is quite accurate, because we're all Tar's sex slaves. ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    True. more so me though. As I actually did sex Tar! I sexxed Tar good!


    mmmmmmmmmm


    STEAXR


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Which also looks like steak. And who doesn't love a good steak?


  • Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 18,377 Mod ✭✭✭✭Solitaire


    STEAX!!!!! r


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  • Registered Users Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    I like being Tar's slave. And steak.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 29,130 ✭✭✭✭Karl Hungus


    Sarky wrote: »
    And who doesn't love a good steak?

    Vampires.

    So, not only is Tar sexy. She also repels vampires.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    I loike steak. And sex. Stex


  • Registered Users Posts: 37,299 ✭✭✭✭the_syco


    Fago! wrote: »
    I loike steak. And sex. Stex
    You like having sex witj a piece of steak? :eek:


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,345 ✭✭✭landsleaving


    You're in rare form with that joke, well done!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    the_syco wrote: »
    You like having sex witj a piece of steak? :eek:

    Only when it's steak TarTar.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,714 ✭✭✭MoodeRator


    sNarah wrote: »
    I like being Tar's slave. And steak.
    MMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmm slave sNarah


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,964 ✭✭✭ToniTuddle


    Imagine being Tar's slave....

    DAMNNNNN :eek:

    *takes a few moments to try and compose herself*


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,092 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    On your knees guys. Close your eyes and open your eyes, for I have a big surprise :pac:


  • Registered Users Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    Can I just clarify the respective proportions of "Sex" and "Slavery" before submitting my application?


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,092 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Both are pretty constant and equal.


  • Registered Users Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    are rubber gloves a pre-requisite?


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,092 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    You'll just wish you brought them if you hadn't, all I'll say


  • Registered Users Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    you can never be too careful when it comes to soft hands


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