You are not a f*cking DJ. You’re an overpaid, untalented, cake-throwing c*nt.

old gregg

jtsuited wrote: »

hmmm....that plugin thingy is an exe?

seems to be, sexually

acman

jtsuited wrote: »

hmmm....that plugin thingy is an exe?

You don't need to use the .exe, just go into the site and simply click on the channel buttons at the bottom of the screen, simples!

Alternatively, use a proxy program like TOR which will mask you with an English IP address. This is probably the best way as you can then watch BBC channels on the proper BBC website. More info on other MAC proxies here: http://forums.macrumors.com/archive/index.php/t-679555.html

jtsuited

acman wrote: »

You don't need to use the .exe, just go into the site and simply click on the channel buttons at the bottom of the screen, simples!

Alternatively, use a proxy program like TOR which will mask you with an English IP address. This is probably the best way as you can then watch BBC channels on the proper BBC website. More info on other MAC proxies here: http://forums.macrumors.com/archive/index.php/t-679555.html

ah yeah i know that but you need the exe plugin thingy to run content from the iplayer like old programmes etc.

Scubadevils

Saw this on that Rude Tube thing last night...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-NOZU2iPA8

SuprSi

RMD wrote: »

Is it accurate or just a load of biased shíte? Might watch it.

It wasn't biased at all really, more informative than anything else, documenting the experience of a couple of people taking MDMA over the course of a night and what they're feeling, following it up with medical explanations as to why they're feeling that way and what is happening to their body. Really interesting.

Scubadevils

SuprSi wrote: »

It wasn't biased at all really, more informative than anything else, documenting the experience of a couple of people taking MDMA over the course of a night and what they're feeling, following it up with medical explanations as to why they're feeling that way and what is happening to their body. Really interesting.

Have that recorded actually, must watch it later. Getting Sky+ in December was one of my better moves during 2010...

francois

Scubadevils wrote: »

Saw this on that Rude Tube thing last night..

ha funny-check this out this is priceless, the lyrics are hysterical

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUrqaJZH-04

"he could have turned sugar into amphetamines"

VinylJunkie

Excellent site for streaming the football, I tried to today for £2, It's excellent. http://www.liveonlinefooty.com/

VinylJunkie

jtsuited wrote: »

Well look who the cat dragged in!!!!

Look what time the cat dragged it in at!

ianuss

VinylJunkie wrote: »

Excellent site for streaming the football, I tried to today for £2, It's excellent. http://www.liveonlinefooty.com/

are those streams not available for free anyway? I use this site http://www.myp2p.eu/index.php?part=sports

Zascar

Just flicking through the channels and I turned on "The All Ireland Talent Show". You have GOT to be kidding me. I mean, seriously wtf...

BaZmO*

Ha that's weird. I logged on just to say the same. Four yolks screeching like cats being neutered without anesthetic.

Irelands Got Talent(?) eh, no it doesn't!

Zascar

Haha, great minds!

Yeah the 4 sisters in red, you'd definitely give it to a few of them, but honestly I actually had to change channel I could not bear to watch/listen any longer. However a bigger laugh than the contestants, are the judges. It's actually like some form of comedy skit taking the piss, its so bad.

jtsuited

I wish a terminal illness upon every one of the judges.

Zascar

I've switched it back on out of strange curiosity. Honestly, you'd have to be borderline deaf not to realise that none of the people on this show can sing in tune, at all. I'm miles from any form of expert but I can tell when someone is singing out of tune. Why is it that apparently no one on this show is able to?

VinylJunkie

ianuss wrote: »

are those streams not available for free anyway? I use this site http://www.myp2p.eu/index.php?part=sports

Yeah I know that, but I can never get a decent stream for a full match. I watched all three games today in perfect quality.

copeyhagen

http://www.reloopdj.com/index.php/cat/c157_Reloop-Digital-Mixing.html/XTCsid/2ef6d336f3be91fc0cb63e1c32900705

anyone seen these reloop midi controllers? they look pretty good.

electrogrimey

Why isn't this thread called 'your the illiterate one' yet?

jtsuited

thread title win imo.

electrogrimey

Much better. Hi Bernard, I know you're watching.

BaZmO*

Ah here, I'm like the mad Aunty at Christmas that hasn't a clue what's going on. Where's this title from?

Scubadevils

BaZmO* wrote: »

Ah here, I'm like the mad Aunty at Christmas that hasn't a clue what's going on. Where's this title from?

Yeah don't know where this was pulled from either...

jtsuited

the idjia stuff looked like it was written by someone who clearly couldn't speak or write english (although they tried to sound really smart but ended up coming across like a Nigerian scammer).
Frankie was in email correspondence with the guy, pointed out the literacy problems, and the guy wrote back 'your the illiterate one'.

You couldn't make it up.

Zascar

How to pirate vinyl:
http://www.synthgear.com/2010/diy/how-to-pirate-a-vinyl-record/

ianuss

Zascar wrote: »

How to pirate vinyl:
http://www.synthgear.com/2010/diy/how-to-pirate-a-vinyl-record/

Can't wait to do that to Jeff's record.

Scubadevils

BaZmO* wrote: »

Is the Japanese work ethic not borne out of their post world rebuild and the introduction of more efficient production methods among other things?

Sorry, forgot to get back to this...

From what I have read of Japanese history, society today is very much a direct influence of the samurai code - there was a period of about 500 years of which was military rule/chronic warfare and when this ended (around the 17th century) the ruling elders feared there would be a loss of the warrior way in their culture which would be a threat to social order etc. The values and policies of the samurai were then very much adopted as a way of life - at the same time they had also enforced the national isolation policy which was for a period of about 200 years - up to 1854. A great book on the subject is 'Code of the Samurai' - originally written 300 years ago as a way to ensure the samurai society remained part of their culture...

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Code-Samurai-Translation-Shoshinshu-Contemporary/dp/0804831904/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1295213911&sr=8-1

Another good one is 'Hagakure' -

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Hagakure-Book-Samurai-Yamamoto-Tsunetomo/dp/4770026129/ref=pd_sim_b_1

The samurai and a lot about Japanese history is a fascination of mine, something I'd love to study actually if I had the time, money etc etc.........

Is mise le key

SuprSi wrote: »

I've just found out that Noradrenaline is what makes eyes dilate and jaws clench!

http://www.netdoctor.co.uk/medicines/100001496.html

Read a great book that explained the functions of noradrenaline & a lot more within the body such as the mitochondria etc, well worth reading,

The energy of life

jtsuited wrote: »

I wish a terminal illness upon every one of the judges.

Mmmmm.....a insidious ploy to strike them down with illness & then offer your newly conceived cure from your chemisrty studies.:D

Zascar wrote: »

How to pirate vinyl:
http://www.synthgear.com/2010/diy/how-to-pirate-a-vinyl-record/

I will endeavor to do this within the first 3 months of this year at some stage......cheers.

BaZmO*

Zascar wrote: »

How to pirate vinyl:
http://www.synthgear.com/2010/diy/how-to-pirate-a-vinyl-record/

That looks brilliant. Although, does it actually work? And more importantly, does it make sh1t of the the original?

Is mise le key wrote: »

I will endeavor to do this within the first 3 months of this year at some stage......cheers.

It's something I'd love to try myself. Must try sourcing the materials to see how much it all costs.

Other than the "silicone rubber (Smooth On OOMOO 30 or OOMOO 25)" and the "casting resin (eg Smooth On Task #4)" everything else would cost pennies.

Eddie Ere

you took my makeup and now i want it back

New thread title nominee.

ianuss

2010 DARWIN AWARDS





> You've been waiting for them with bated breath, so without further ado here are the 2010 Darwin awards.


>


> 8th Place


> In Detroit , a 41-year-old man got stuck and drowned in two feet of


> water after squeezing head first through an 18-inch-wide sewer grate to


> retrieve his car keys.


>


> 7th Place


> A 49-year-old San Francisco stockbroker, who "totally zoned when he


> ran", accidentally, jogged off a 100-foot high cliff on his daily run.


>


> 6th Place


> While at the beach, Daniel Jones, 21, dug an 8 foot hole for protection


> from the wind and had been sitting in a beach chair at the bottom, when


> it collapsed, burying him beneath 5 feet of sand. People on the beach


> used their hands and shovels trying to get him out but could not reach


> him. It took rescue workers using heavy equipment almost an hour to free


> him. Jones was pronounced dead at a hospital.


>


> 5th Place


> Santiago Alvarado, 24, was killed as he fell through the ceiling of a


> bicycle shop he was robbing. Death was caused when the long torch he had


> placed in his mouth to keep his hands free, rammed into the base of his


> skull as he hit the floor.


>


> 4th Place


> Sylvester Briddell, Jr., 26, was killed as he won a bet with friends who


> said he would not put a revolver loaded with four bullets into his mouth


> and pull the trigger.


>


> 3rd Place


> After walking around a marked police patrol car parked at the front


> door, a man walked into H&J Leather & Firearms intent on robbing the


> store. The shop was full of customers and a uniformed officer was


> standing at the counter. Upon seeing the officer, the would-be robber


> announced a hold-up and fired a few wild shots from a target pistol. The


> officer and a clerk promptly returned fire and several customers also


> drew their guns and fired. The robber was pronounced dead at the scene


> by Paramedics. Crime scene investigators located 47 expended cartridge


> cases in the shop. The subsequent autopsy revealed 23 gunshot wounds.


> Ballistics identified rounds from 7 different weapons. No one else was


> hurt.


>


> HONOURABLE MENTION


> Paul Stiller, 47, and his wife Bonnie were bored just driving around at


> 2 a.m. So they lit a stick of dynamite to toss out the window to see what


> would happen. Apparently they failed to notice the window was closed


>


> RUNNER UP


> Kerry Bingham had been drinking with several friends when one of them


> said they knew a person who had bungee-jumped from a local bridge in


> the middle of traffic. The conversation grew more heated and at least 10


> men trooped along the walkway of the bridge at 4:30 a.m. Upon arrival at


> the midpoint of the bridge they discovered that no one had brought a


> bungee rope. Bingham, who had continued drinking, volunteered and


> pointed out that a coil of lineman's cable lay nearby. They secured one


> end around Bingham's leg and then tied the other (!) to the bridge. His


> fall lasted 40 feet before the cable tightened and tore his foot off at


> the ankle. He miraculously survived his fall into the icy water and was


> rescued by two nearby fishermen. Bingham's foot was never located.


>


> AND THE WINNER IS...


> Zookeeper Friedrich Riesfeldt ( Paderborn , Germany ) fed his


> constipated elephant 22 doses of animal laxative and more than a bushel


> of berries, figs and prunes before the plugged-up pachyderm finally got


> relief. Investigators say ill-fated Friedrich, 46, was attempting to


> give the ailing elephant an olive oil enema when the relieved beast


> unloaded.


> The sheer force of the elephant's unexpected defecation knocked Mr.


> Riesfeldt to the ground where he struck his head on a rock as the


> elephant continued to evacuate 200 pounds of dung on top of him. It


> seems to be just one of those freak accidents that proves.... 'sh!t


> happens'


>