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You are not a f*cking DJ. You’re an overpaid, untalented, cake-throwing c*nt.

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    #4412
    Android 666
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭Android 666


    jimi_t2 wrote: »
    I much prefer David Blaine. The most impressive thing about him is that for that holding his breath trick... there was no trick!

    I can't stand him, he annoys the bejasus out of me. The drawling, trying too hard to be cool mannerisms he has really put me off.
    jimi_t2 wrote: »
    Seems like a very humble, fascinating guy.

    Oddly enough I always thought he seemed like a total twunt.


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    #4413
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Diddy is at it again

    http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/3402014/Diddy-working-with-techno-producer-Guy-Gerber-on-album-project.html


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    #4414
    ianuss
    Registered Users Posts: 3,019 ✭✭✭ianuss


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Diddy is at it again

    http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/3402014/Diddy-working-with-techno-producer-Guy-Gerber-on-album-project.html

    Ugghhh.


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    #4415
    jtsuited
    Registered Users Posts: 6,401 ✭✭✭jtsuited


    heard that a good while ago. rumour has it that the year before last, diddy was spotted hanging round various 'credible'(to an extent) techno nights in Europe.


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    #4416
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    spotted trying to score some wild cat at a rave in Ballina..


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    #4417
    g5fd6ow0hseima
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,787 ✭✭✭g5fd6ow0hseima


    Advertising has came a long way, but this is absolutely hilarious, and would be appreciated on todays TV

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGg_wpnK7yk


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    #4418
    Zascar
    Moderators, Motoring & Transport Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 12,778 Mod ✭✭✭✭Zascar


    Lads just another bit of spamming here - not for myself but for some friends....

    Giles & Conky are kicking off a new night called 'Torque' in the newly refurbished basement of the Mercantile on Dame Street. For some who may remember, this is the same venue that used to the infamous "Sides D.C." (1986 – 1996) - I'm told it's a nice intimate little venue with a pretty nice sound system!

    It's kicking off this Saturday and entry is FREE! DJ's on the night are Al Keegan, Citizen & Black Blue Nun - with support from Giles & Conky

    Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=182663771771931

    If you are looking for somewhere to go on a Saturday night this is definitely wroth checking out!


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    #4419
    Android 666
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭Android 666


    Expect hordes of old skoolers complaining about the place looking too nice and the punters lookng too middle class 'cause back in their day the place was bleeding rapid and everyone who wasn't getting stabbed was on a good buzz and mad out of it!


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    #4420
    jtsuited
    Registered Users Posts: 6,401 ✭✭✭jtsuited


    finally a place i can smoke heroin on a saturday night.


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    #4421
    BaZmO*
    Registered Users Posts: 18,625 ✭✭✭✭BaZmO*


    Android 666 wrote: »
    Expect hordes of old skoolers complaining about the place looking too nice and the punters lookng too middle class 'cause back in their day the place was bleeding rapid and everyone who wasn't getting stabbed was on a good buzz and mad out of it!
    jtsuited wrote: »
    finally a place i can smoke heroin on a saturday night.
    You're confusing Sides with the Asylum lads.


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    #4422
    Zascar
    Moderators, Motoring & Transport Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 12,778 Mod ✭✭✭✭Zascar


    Do I remember you saying you had played there Baz?


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    #4423
    jtsuited
    Registered Users Posts: 6,401 ✭✭✭jtsuited


    potayto potahto.


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    #4424
    Android 666
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    jtsuited wrote: »
    potayto potahto.

    Is that the DJ Slipmatt tune. That's a fookin' quality track! I remember I used to always hear that tune when I was mangled on the white doves. It's all poncy sh¡t now…


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    #4425
    jtsuited
    Registered Users Posts: 6,401 ✭✭✭jtsuited


    Android 666 wrote: »
    Is that the DJ Slipmatt tune. That's a fookin' quality track! I remember I used to always hear that tune when I was mangled on the white doves. It's all poncy sh¡t now…

    Here here.....I remember one night we started boozing and taking mad bastards at 7 out in tallaght. Got into the ASYLUM at 4 in four in the morning, and one of the lads (chiseler donnelly - you might remember him android, big lad, really close together eyes - haven't seen him in years) set his leg on fire trying to cook up.

    Ended up in some gaff in Wicklow with about 80 people round a 2x5watt ghettoblaster listening to that tune over and over.


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    #4426
    Zascar
    Moderators, Motoring & Transport Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 12,778 Mod ✭✭✭✭Zascar


    You went to the Asylum Jeff! I thought that was well before my time, and yours I assume. When did it close and how old were you?


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    #4427
    jtsuited
    Registered Users Posts: 6,401 ✭✭✭jtsuited


    facepalm.jpg


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    #4428
    BaZmO*
    Registered Users Posts: 18,625 ✭✭✭✭BaZmO*


    statlerwaldorfj.jpg


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    #4429
    Zascar
    Moderators, Motoring & Transport Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 12,778 Mod ✭✭✭✭Zascar


    ugh, lol facepalm indeed. this hangover is not doing me any favours at all this morning
    haha


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    #4430
    BaZmO*
    Registered Users Posts: 18,625 ✭✭✭✭BaZmO*


    Zascar wrote: »
    "Sides D.C." (1986 – 1996)
    Zascar wrote: »
    You went to the Asylum Jeff! I thought that was well before my time, and yours I assume. When did it close and how old were you?
    Jeff is about 25? Do the maths Colly.

    Zascar wrote: »
    Do I remember you saying you had played there Baz?
    I wish. I actually only went a handful of times.
    It turns out that my friends' wifes' uncle actually owned the place. If only I'd known her back then! Probably still wouldn't have gotten to play there! Ha. But I would've gotten in for free at least.


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    #4431
    jtsuited
    Registered Users Posts: 6,401 ✭✭✭jtsuited


    BaZmO* wrote: »
    Jeff is about 25? Do the maths Colly.
    .
    depressingly i turned 27 last week........hence the whole 'get my life in order' panic of the past while.


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    #4432
    BaZmO*
    Registered Users Posts: 18,625 ✭✭✭✭BaZmO*


    jtsuited wrote: »
    depressingly i turned 27 last week........hence the whole 'get my life in order' panic of the past while.

    Ah so you were 12. Plenty old then.......well maybe for the Asylum.


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    #4433
    Android 666
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭Android 666


    jtsuited wrote: »
    Here here.....I remember one night we started boozing and taking mad bastards at 7 out in tallaght. Got into the ASYLUM at 4 in four in the morning, and one of the lads (chiseler donnelly - you might remember him android, big lad, really close together eyes - haven't seen him in years) set his leg on fire trying to cook up.

    Ended up in some gaff in Wicklow with about 80 people round a 2x5watt ghettoblaster listening to that tune over and over.

    Ah chiseler, there's a name I haven't heard in years. Lovely bloke and always there beside you with a knife if you got into a scrap. It was gas the way he used to headbutt all those students. Was he stabbed or did he od in the end?


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    #4434
    jtsuited
    Registered Users Posts: 6,401 ✭✭✭jtsuited


    I think the gear did him in in the end.


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    #4435
    Zascar
    Moderators, Motoring & Transport Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 12,778 Mod ✭✭✭✭Zascar


    Thought the Asylum might have gone on longer than Sides though, was not sure. Still I had visions of Jeff running around the Asylum as a teenager lol - I knew a couple of people who said they had been in there despite being under 18. Quite the eye opener to a teenager of that era I'm sure!

    Has there ever been a thread describing the debauchery that went on in these clubs? Would be good for the lulz. I'm sure the old skool thread is full of stories of those places but I'm not trawling though thousands of posts.


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    #4436
    Android 666
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭Android 666


    jtsuited wrote: »
    I think the gear did him in in the end.

    Ah sure like Chiseler used to say
    CAST A COLD EYE ON LIFE, ON DEATH
    HORSEMEN, PASS BY!

    Remember it was in that happy hardcore tune 'Irish Death Booge' by Lankey and P¡sspot? He was always singing that! Quality tune. I used to always hear it when I was mangled on charlie…


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    #4437
    BaZmO*
    Registered Users Posts: 18,625 ✭✭✭✭BaZmO*


    Zascar wrote: »
    Has there ever been a thread describing the debauchery that went on in these clubs? Would be good for the lulz. I'm sure the old skool thread is full of stories of those places but I'm not trawling though thousands of posts.
    I think most of the stories are within the first few pages, just a load of repetition and Youtube links after that, just a load of repetition and Youtube links after that.


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    #4438
    Is mise le key
    Registered Users Posts: 3,344 ✭✭✭Is mise le key


    jtsuited wrote: »
    potayto potahto.

    Thats why your a starving journalist, you have to do your research jeff.
    BaZmO* wrote: »
    Ah so you were 12. Plenty old then.......well maybe for the Asylum.

    Ahh now thats just silly, the youngest lads i ever seen in there were 13 years old from oliver bond.....12 come on now:D

    (i sh.it you not on that one)
    Zascar wrote: »
    Has there ever been a thread describing the debauchery that went on in these clubs? Would be good for the lulz. I'm sure the old skool thread is full of stories of those places but I'm not trawling though thousands of posts.

    I can see you have been performing your Mod duties with great diligence colly.

    There is loads of great (or bad) story's i could pull a few links out for ya's if ya want?

    If not please dont all crash boards trying to all reply simultaneously with venom:D


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    #4439
    joker77
    Registered Users Posts: 4,111 ✭✭✭joker77


    Yea there's no need for another thread - the Asylum/Oldskool thread is the most read / most responded to one in this forum by a country mile. It's all in there, just have to read it.

    If you go digging, there's some absolute gold in there in terms of music and stories.


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    #4440
    Zascar
    Moderators, Motoring & Transport Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 12,778 Mod ✭✭✭✭Zascar


    Start a new thread entitled 'crazy stories from back in the day' or something, and get all the lads in the Old Skool thread to throw in their 2 cents, would be good for a laugh! Jonny will have some crackers no doubt!


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    #4441
    Zascar
    Moderators, Motoring & Transport Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 12,778 Mod ✭✭✭✭Zascar


    joker77 wrote: »
    Yea there's no need for another thread - the Asylum/Oldskool thread is the most read / most responded to one in this forum by a country mile. It's all in there, just have to read it.

    If you go digging, there's some absolute gold in there in terms of music and stories.
    Ah right ok. I'm too lazy and hung over today.


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