You are not a f*cking DJ. You’re an overpaid, untalented, cake-throwing c*nt.

joker77

It's Friday afternoon, nearly finished the week's work, the sun is shining outside and I'm feeling good.

That is all.

cranky bollix

I have a feeling im getting headphones of the misses for my birthday, hopefully she got advise of someone knowledgeable otherwise I could end up with a pair of these

electrogrimey

joker77 wrote: »

It's Friday afternoon, nearly finished the week's work, the sun is shining outside and I'm feeling good.

That is all.

I'm dying of a hangover, the sun hurts my eyes, and the weekend just means more work for me.

:mad:

Android 666

joker77 wrote: »

It's Friday afternoon, nearly finished the week's work, the sun is shining outside and I'm feeling good.

That is all.

I've been dealing with fooking idiots all day/week and have a massive stress headache but I'm finished at 6 so yeah for me! Roll on the weekend…

electrogrimey

ianuss

The coolest, and also most pointless invention I've seen in a while...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQECrcZs6Wc

Terry Cotta

watch till the end.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7qGzoGKEB4

Setun

ianuss wrote: »

The coolest, and also most pointless invention I've seen in a while...

What is the point of it? You're just transferring the mess to somewhere else - you still have to clean it up! :P Or am I missing something obvious?

Zascar

Not sure what it would be used for but its pretty dam impressive that it can do it in the first place. Some sort of super teflon nothing sticks to it!

milltown

Terry Cotta wrote: »

watch till the end.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7qGzoGKEB4

Which one is Jonnny?

raymann

Terry Cotta wrote: »

watch till the end.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7qGzoGKEB4

haha. i tell you what, you can say what you want, but those e's back in the day were something else!

Android 666

Best tshirt ever…

Zascar

www.tshirthell.com has loads of great ones

Android 666

Actually is anyone here colourblind? I think we talked about it here before…

milltown

I worked with a guy who only discovered he was colourblind when he started a summer job spray painting cars in his dad's bodyshop
The long version of the story is very funny but I'm too lazy to type it here.

joker77

Anyone know any out-of-work Software Testers? If so, pass it on

The company I work for is looking for number of testers, 6 month contract, must be experienced (4 years)

Android 666

joker77 wrote: »

Anyone know any out-of-work Software Testers? If so, pass it on

The company I work for is looking for number of testers, 6 month contract, must be experienced (4 years)

Okay to post that on my facebook in case anyone I know is on the scratcher? Anymore contact details?

joker77

Android 666 wrote: »

Okay to post that on my facebook in case anyone I know is on the scratcher? Anymore contact details?

Yea - post away, will PM you job spec

Zascar

Lads does anyone know CSS & PHP? Working on a new website project and need some help - very basic stuff but over my head...

jamiedav2011

Think this was mentioned (and by mentioned, I mean slated!) here last year lads, and it's back again!

I present to you, the South William VVIP Awards!
http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=188829691135003

No Spy anymore to flaunt in though!

jamiedav2011

milltown wrote: »

I worked with a guy who only discovered he was colourblind when he started a summer job spray painting cars in his dad's bodyshop
The long version of the story is very funny but I'm too lazy to type it here.

Gwan! Does it involve some auld lads Merc being sprayed yellow?!

Is mise le key

Zascar wrote: »

Lads does anyone know CSS & PHP? Working on a new website project and need some help - very basic stuff but over my head...

I use dreamweaver that has CSS & PHP templates which more or less looks after it for you, other than that i would be lost, not much help i know but if you pick up a copy of dreamweaver you would be sorted.

Android 666

joker77 wrote: »

Yea - post away, will PM you job spec

Stuck that up. cheers joker

Android 666

[IMG]file:///private/var/tmp/folders.501/TemporaryItems/com.apple.mail.drag-T0x210ac10.tmp.aUODZ3/gn2gN.gif[/IMG]

Is mise le key

Android 666 wrote: »

[IMG]file:///private/var/tmp/folders.501/TemporaryItems/com.apple.mail.drag-T0x210ac10.tmp.aUODZ3/gn2gN.gif[/IMG]

Are you trying to post a pic off yer PC chief??
You will have to upload it first, that usually how the internet works:P:pac:

ianuss

Is mise le key wrote: »

Are you trying to post a pic off yer PC chief??
You will have to upload it first, that usually how the internet works:P:pac:

Ah right - I thought it was some sort of geek joke.

Android 666

Is mise le key wrote: »

Are you trying to post a pic off yer PC chief??
You will have to upload it first, that usually how the internet works:P:pac:

Sh¡te yeah, wasn't even thinking there. Here you go:

jimi_t2

jamiedav2011 wrote: »

Think this was mentioned (and by mentioned, I mean slated!) here last year lads, and it's back again!

I present to you, the South William VVIP Awards!
http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=188829691135003

No Spy anymore to flaunt in though!

And guess who from the forum is ALREADY down as attending

scott.s

Zascar wrote: »

Lads does anyone know CSS & PHP? Working on a new website project and need some help - very basic stuff but over my head...

I work with CSS all day, every day. Have done a bit of PHP before too.

What do you need help with?

ianuss

jimi_t2 wrote: »

And guess who from the forum is ALREADY down as attending

Jeff?