You are not a f*cking DJ. You’re an overpaid, untalented, cake-throwing c*nt.

old gregg

Africa would be a safer place if lions were like that in real life

jtsuited

says the lad from australia - a land that seems hell bent on producing more lethal animals than you can shake a stick at!

old gregg

jtsuited wrote: »

says the lad from australia - a land that seems hell bent on producing more lethal animals than you can shake a stick at!

it is a true thing that you say

Is mise le key

Heres one i posted over on YLYL,

NotInventedHere

Any of ye watching the Shadow Line. Have to say Stephen Rea's character gatehouse is the most sinister creation I have seen in quite a while, and this is a show full of nutters.

francois

NotInventedHere wrote: »

Any of ye watching the Shadow Line. Have to say Stephen Rea's character gatehouse is the most sinister creation I have seen in quite a while, and this is a show full of nutters.

Yes, it's excellent
Good blog about it here http://www.guardian.co.uk/tv-and-radio/series/the-shadow-line-episode-by-episode

Eddie Ere

ianuss wrote: »

this any help.......http://www.fixya.com/support/t8553334-when_install_expat_shield_browser_keeps

I obviously didn't look hard enough


Still no luck though, might reboot and reinstall Windows, that should do the trick...... :pac:

cranky bollix

Waterford

thinking of heading to next weekend thurs 3 - sun 5th, i never been before.

anyone have any recommendations - pubs,clubs,food,stuff to do, should we bother?

all help very much appreciated

ianuss

cranky bollix wrote: »

Waterford

thinking of heading to next weekend thurs 3 - sun 5th, i never been before.

anyone have any recommendations - pubs,clubs,food,stuff to do, should we bother?

all help very much appreciated

Do you play golf?

old gregg

cranky bollix wrote: »

Waterford

thinking of heading to next weekend thurs 3 - sun 5th, i never been before.

anyone have any recommendations - pubs,clubs,food,stuff to do, should we bother?

all help very much appreciated

well, I'm in Waterford and I'll give you a lap dance if that's any help

I'll give it some thought and pm you over the weekend.

cranky bollix

old gregg wrote: »

well, I'm in Waterford and I'll give you a lap dance if that's any help

I'll give it some thought and pm you over the weekend.

let me see - wrinkley, aussie, hippie mangler dancing in front of me naked.

no thanks - ive been there before.

but ill gladly accept any other suggestions.

cheers

@ ianuss

no i dont play golf, not yet anyway, im far too lazy at present

cheers anyway

old gregg

cranky bollix wrote: »

let me see - wrinkley, aussie, hippie mangler dancing in front of me naked.

no thanks - ive been there before.

my breasts are the same size as Gwyneth Paltrow's, that has to count for something

cranky bollix

My ex Brother-in-Law's **** record collection

scroll down for the description

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=290570522953#ht_1821wt_1179

Eddie Ere

"f you want to collect from Croydon, that's OK but I will look at you with a contemptuous sneer as you stand in my doorway, proving by your purchase that you are tone deaf and tasteless."


Should have been a salesman

jtsuited

I hate quotes or handy soundbites, but this dude always had a way of saying so bloody much in less than ten words.......the first one is definitely one of the greatest statements of all time...

http://www.goodreads.com/author/quotes/1938.Friedrich_Nietzsche

Android 666

As I remember reading somewhere:
God is dead, Nietzsche is dead and I'm not feeling too well myself…

Is mise le key

Ah come on now,

http://www.goddiscussion.com/64214/patron-saint-of-genital-diseases-to-be-auctioned/

There seems to be a patron saint for everything and who the fúck would want the head of the patron saint of genital diseases, these god beleiving folks are a very strange lot.

Android 666

Is mise le key wrote: »

Ah come on now,

http://www.goddiscussion.com/64214/patron-saint-of-genital-diseases-to-be-auctioned/

There seems to be a patron saint for everything and who the fúck would want the head of the patron saint of genital diseases, these god beleiving folks are a very strange lot.

Cue jokes about getting head…

old gregg

jtsuited wrote: »

I hate quotes or handy soundbites, but this dude always had a way of saying so bloody much in less than ten words.......the first one is definitely one of the greatest statements of all time...

he was not a fan of my old mate Socrates though

old gregg

Android 666 wrote: »

Cue jokes about getting head…

getting head and god is dead reminded me of that old joke about the definition of an atheist

jtsuited

old gregg wrote: »

he was not a fan of my old mate Socrates though

Much as I'm into Socrates (the socratic method and all that), he came out with an awful load of bollocks when he wasn't owning the sophists.

Is mise le key

jtsuited wrote: »

Much as I'm into Socrates, he came out with an awful load of bollocks when he wasn't owning the sophists.

I think that has to be the new title of the thread to be honest.

old gregg

jtsuited wrote: »

Much as I'm into Socrates (the socratic method and all that), he came out with an awful load of bollocks when he wasn't owning the sophists.

holy jesus and his blessed mother, if the wind changed direction while you were saying that the results could catastrophic

he could be a bit of a pain in the arse I'd imagine though

Android 666

old gregg wrote: »

holy jesus and his blessed mother, if the wind changed direction while you were saying that the results could catastrophic

he could be a bit of a pain in the arse I'd imagine though

What are you talking about?!?! Socrates was a legend! His skills in the midfield were out of this world!

old gregg

Android 666 wrote: »

What are you talking about?!?! Socrates was a legend! His skills in the midfield were out of this world!

and in a later incarnation his skills as prime minister of Portugal

BaZmO*

jtsuited wrote: »

Much as I'm into Socrates (the socratic method and all that), he came out with an awful load of bollocks when he wasn't owning the sophists.

Haha. That's like a line from the Fast Show.

I'm not sure if the comedy was intentional though.

ianuss

jtsuited wrote: »

Much as I'm into Socrates (the socratic method and all that), he came out with an awful load of bollocks when he wasn't owning the sophists.

....or knocking spots off young boys.

Android 666

Is mise le key wrote: »

I think that has to be the new title of the thread to be honest.

Ah no, then you'd have all the philosophy students wondering over and it would be anarchy (with a lot of existential moping)!!

Is mise le key

Android 666 wrote: »

Ah no, then you'd have all the philosophy students wondering over and it would be anarchy (with a lot of existential moping)!!

Your only saying no because you would have to be on here full time then with your sharpened wit tearing strips off em, would be very entertaining for the rest of us you have to admit.

jtsuited

Android 666 wrote: »

Ah no, then you'd have all the philosophy students wondering over and it would be anarchy (with a lot of existential moping)!!

Isn't Old Gregg technically a philosophy student? Fcuk all existential moping outta that fella.