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You are not a f*cking DJ. You’re an overpaid, untalented, cake-throwing c*nt.

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    #1352
    electrogrimey
    Registered Users Posts: 3,791 ✭✭✭electrogrimey


    How about "the group of mates cabbaged on your couch at 6am starting a comedown".


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    #1353
    Diego Smartly
    Registered Users Posts: 216 ✭✭Diego Smartly


    electrogrimey wrote: »
    How about "the group of mates cabbaged on your couch at 6am starting a comedown".

    How bout just "The Comedown", bit Judge Jules-ish though :pac:


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    #1354
    R.Shackleford
    Closed Accounts Posts: 229 ✭✭R.Shackleford


    Scubadevils wrote: »
    Actually, while on the subject of robbery, what do people around here keep beside there beds as a weapon (besides their wives, ka-boom-tish) for potential would be robbers? My house alarm went off at about 3am the other night/morning and I hopped out of bed and ran down the stairs to turn it off, not really taking into account the fact that someone could be downstairs and greeted by me in my boxers and no gun/knife/baseball bat to protect myself!

    I have the middle section on of an old coat rack beside my bed, It has a sharp metal dowl thing sticking out of the top of it also. You've been warned!!


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    #1355
    BaZmO*
    Registered Users Posts: 18,625 ✭✭✭✭BaZmO*


    I nominate the "Nom, Nom,Nom, Nom" thread.


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    #1356
    jtsuited
    Registered Users Posts: 6,401 ✭✭✭jtsuited


    BaZmO* wrote: »
    I nominate the "Nom, Nom,Nom, Nom" thread.

    Seconded....


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    #1357
    BaZmO*
    Registered Users Posts: 18,625 ✭✭✭✭BaZmO*


    Cool. 2 Votes and counting. How many do you need?


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    #1358
    Scubadevils
    Subscribers Posts: 8,322 ✭✭✭Scubadevils


    BaZmO* wrote: »
    Cool. 2 Votes and counting. How many do you need?

    At least 50. Otherwise I'll just keep changing it and abuse my moderator abilities.


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    #1359
    Scubadevils
    Subscribers Posts: 8,322 ✭✭✭Scubadevils


    R.Shackleford wrote: »
    I have the middle section on of an old coat rack beside my bed, It has a sharp metal dowl thing sticking out of the top of it also. You've been warned!!

    Well I have a ninja sword :cool: and an air gun, both ebay/internet purchases! - although I didn't arm myself with either the other night.


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    #1360
    ED E
    Registered Users Posts: 36,167 ✭✭✭✭ED E


    pyzamnomnom.jpg


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    #1361
    jtsuited
    Registered Users Posts: 6,401 ✭✭✭jtsuited


    haha title changed......win!!


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    #1362
    Scubadevils
    Subscribers Posts: 8,322 ✭✭✭Scubadevils


    Right, fck yiz - they say you should face your problems head on so... nom, nom, nom it is.


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    #1363
    milltown
    Registered Users Posts: 4,616 ✭✭✭milltown


    ianuss wrote: »
    'Talking bollox at 6am' gets my vote

    As a night shift worker I'd have to disagree with this. Boards seems to go pretty much to sleep at about 2am. Even "after hours". I've often posted something while working a night shift then gone and (god forbid) done some actual work, and returned an hour or two later and found my post is still listed on the front page of the site.

    Nom x 3 works for me.


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    #1364
    electrogrimey
    Registered Users Posts: 3,791 ✭✭✭electrogrimey


    I just had dinner, and am drinking a tasty beer, so it works for me. It also sounds like Azzido Da Bass - Doom's Night (Timo Mass Remix). The synth in that sounds like nom - nom - nom - nom - nom.


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    #1365
    Android 666
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭Android 666


    Zascar wrote: »
    I had my mountain bike nicked the other day. I had only just got it a few months ago, barely used it really and some scumbags stole it. It was locked with a Kryptonite lock - in the bike park in the secure underground parking of my apartment block. They still managed to get in and then must have spent ages going to town on the lock - it put up quite a fight the thing was mangled, i have a pic somewhere. Bloody p1ssed off though, doubt I'll get it back

    Well at least you know it wasn't Superman.


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    #1366
    BaZmO*
    Registered Users Posts: 18,625 ✭✭✭✭BaZmO*


    Android 666 wrote: »
    Well at least you know it wasn't Superman.

    Too soon dude, too soon.


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    #1367
    Android 666
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭Android 666


    R.Shackleford wrote: »
    I have the middle section on of an old coat rack beside my bed, It has a sharp metal dowl thing sticking out of the top of it also. You've been warned!!

    How come you have it beside your bed? What other sordid purpose does it serve?


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    #1368
    Android 666
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭Android 666


    BaZmO* wrote: »
    Too soon dude, too soon.

    Just trying to console him. It could be half way to the North pole if it was that fooker.


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    #1369
    BaZmO*
    Registered Users Posts: 18,625 ✭✭✭✭BaZmO*


    Android 666 wrote: »
    Just trying to console him. It could be half way to the North pole if it was that fooker.

    North Pole? I thought you said Superman not Santa Claus!


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    #1370
    Android 666
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭Android 666


    BaZmO* wrote: »
    North Pole? I thought you said Superman not Santa Claus!

    Well, Superman has his fortress of solitude up there too. Such a bloody emo...


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    #1371
    BaZmO*
    Registered Users Posts: 18,625 ✭✭✭✭BaZmO*


    emo_superman.jpg


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    #1372
    Android 666
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭Android 666


    ^^^ Brilliant!

    Not sure about this nom nom nom title. It makes me think of that picture of the fat bride and then I feel all constipated...


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    #1373
    R.Shackleford
    Closed Accounts Posts: 229 ✭✭R.Shackleford


    Android 666 wrote: »
    How come you have it beside your bed? What other sordid purpose does it serve?


    Its a bludgeon of all trades really..pretend guitar, spider crusher, arm extender for reaching things. A must have for any homestead.


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    #1374
    jimi_t2
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,002 ✭✭✭jimi_t2


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAKJBzE8a3A


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    #1375
    BaZmO*
    Registered Users Posts: 18,625 ✭✭✭✭BaZmO*


    SuprSi wrote: »
    Yeah, it's ok, I'm over it now :) I was walking around like a real-life Mr. Burns though, all hunched up. Even answering the phone was an ordeal - moving my whole torso closer to the phone so that I wouldn't have to straighten my arms to pick up the handset. Without a doubt the most painful thing I've ever had to endure.
    I shouldn't have laughed at your story now. I'm like a bag of lego at the moment........in bits.

    Seriously, can't move. Couldn't even sleep last night. Hopefully it starts to ease by tomorrow.


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    #1376
    SuprSi
    Registered Users Posts: 6,946 ✭✭✭SuprSi


    BaZmO* wrote: »
    I shouldn't have laughed at your story now. I'm like a bag of lego at the moment........in bits.

    Seriously, can't move. Couldn't even sleep last night. Hopefully it starts to ease by tomorrow.

    Sounds like you did a right job on yourself. It's so easy to do though and because you don't feel the worst of it until a few days later, you never know just how bad it's going to be. I'm not sure what gym you're in but a jacuzzi followed by a dip in a plunge pool (and repeating) would probably be the best thing for you.


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    #1377
    BaZmO*
    Registered Users Posts: 18,625 ✭✭✭✭BaZmO*


    SuprSi wrote: »
    Sounds like you did a right job on yourself. It's so easy to do though and because you don't feel the worst of it until a few days later, you never know just how bad it's going to be. I'm not sure what gym you're in but a jacuzzi followed by a dip in a plunge pool (and repeating) would probably be the best thing for you.
    I'm off work tomorrow so I reckon I'll head up to the gym for a swim and I'll give suggestion a bash too. Although from experience it just takes the best part of week to fix itself. Just so annoying.


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    #1378
    joker77
    Registered Users Posts: 4,111 ✭✭✭joker77


    At this stage the damage is done, only thing for it is lots of good food and plenty of sleep


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    #1379
    Android 666
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭Android 666


    joker77 wrote: »
    At this stage the damage is done, only thing for it is lots of good food and plenty of sleep

    Food will only make my constipation worse and I've slept on it and I still don't like nom, nom, nom…


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    #1380
    joker77
    Registered Users Posts: 4,111 ✭✭✭joker77


    Android 666 wrote: »
    Food will only make my constipation worse and I've slept on it and I still don't like nom, nom, nom…
    Not if you're only eating laxatives


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    #1381
    old gregg
    Registered Users Posts: 3,245 ✭✭✭old gregg


    coolest dog ever
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXElh_VM0Uc


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