[COMPETITION] Mow my lawn.

charybdis

We are pleased to announce an exciting new competition!

How about a bunch of people come around and mow my lawn a few times over the course of several months, or even a year, for the opportunity to win cash $$$ prizes or even a new T.V.!!!1

You can enter as many times as you want. The winner will be decided on by a panel of one at some time in the future.

Also, you should all go and make a lot of noise on "social networking" sites, or whatever you kids are into these days, about this competition; just get on your Facebook, Bebo, Twitter, MySpace, Pix.ie, Flickr, AdultFriendFinder, whatever, and inundate your unfortunate compatriots with nonsense about the competition. Viral, viral, viral, viral. There may even be some sort of prize for this, but do it either way, we'll decide later.

Also, you can take a photograph of it, or something.

melekalikimaka

charybdis wrote: »

We are pleased to announce an exciting new competition!

How about a bunch of people come around and mow my lawn a few times over the course of several months, or even a year, for the opportunity to win cash $$$ prizes or even a new T.V.!!!1

You can enter as many times as you want. The winner will be decided on by a panel of one at some time in the future.

Also, you should all go and make a lot of noise on "social networking" sites, or whatever you kids are into these days, about this competition; just get on your Facebook, Bebo, Twitter, MySpace, Pix.ie, Flickr, AdultFriendFinder, whatever, and inundate your unfortunate compatriots with nonsense about the competition. Viral, viral, viral, viral. There may even be some sort of prize for this, but do it either way, we'll decide later.

Also, you can take a photograph of it, or something.

who p1ssed in your weetabix this morning?

101001

how do i enter...

charybdis

101001 wrote: »

how do i enter...

Further details will be announced at some point in the future, when I've actually thought about what I'm doing and "gauged interest".

Who knows, there may even be ways to enter the competition besides lawn work!

MartMax

Woooooow

humberklog

Whilst I've only been tinkering around with lawn mowing for about a year now I would really love this opportunity to test my skills in an open competition. I'm glad that someone like yourself is taking some of the breaks away from over priced and precious proffessionals who frankly can't see the fun that such a chance gives us amatures.

I'm sharpening my Husqvarna as I type.

FoxT

This sounds really novel & exciting! A great idea, that I could happily devote many pleasurable hours to in the course of the summer months. And great prizes as well! I have a couple of questions though,

- So we use your lawn mower, or do we bring our own?
- do we need to bring petrol, too?
- And, will the the clippings be the property of the competitors or of Charybdis?
- And, if we give our clippings to Charybdis, can he share them with all his friends? Can he even put them on the internet?

Ooooh this is getting hard, I've a headache now....
-FoxT

Calina

Oi.

Do you think I've nothing else to be doing other than measuring the height of blades of grass and then get accused of all sorts of bias?