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Nigella Lawson

  • 05-05-2010 8:45pm
    #1
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    Is it me or does Nigella Lawson when she talks leaves most men smirking like a 13 year old school boy, I swear her inuendo is the best ever In 15 minites shes said like a bit of impaling :D i cant remember he other one but...

    Im jsut curisous is it just me ? :confused:
    Post edited by JupiterKid on


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  • #2
    thetonynator
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,234 ✭✭✭thetonynator


    Don't worry, it's not just you . . .


  • #3
    BBDBB
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    the woman is pure filth:D


  • #4
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    BBDBB wrote: »
    the woman is pure filth:D


    Yes she is, very good at it to :cool:


  • #5
    InTheTrees
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,900 ✭✭✭InTheTrees


    Snow-Monkey wrote: »
    Is it me or does Nigella Lawson when she talks leaves most men smirking like a 13 year old school boy,

    Tbh she doesnt have to talk...

    :o


  • #6
    PK2008
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,219 ✭✭✭PK2008


    She makes me cringe tbh


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  • #7
    vicecreamsundae
    Registered Users Posts: 793 ✭✭✭vicecreamsundae


    ha no it's not just you, that's her whole schtick.


    did i just say hole stick?


  • #8
    MagicMarker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    Ahem


  • #9
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    PK2008 wrote: »
    She makes me cringe tbh



    go stand in the croner!


  • #10
    mike65
    Closed Accounts Posts: 88,972 ✭✭✭✭mike65


    You can't have enough Nigella (with chocolate syrup)? Or is Sophie Dahl going to steal her yummy crown?


  • #11
    MagicMarker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    mike65 wrote: »
    You can't have enough Nigella (with chocolate syrup)? Or is Sophie Dahl going to steal her yummy crown?
    I'd love a ticket to her chocolate factory. :eek:


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  • #12
    PK2008
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,219 ✭✭✭PK2008


    Snow-Monkey wrote: »
    go stand in the croner!

    Yeh its all just a bit too fake.


    Dont get me wrong now Id still like to whisk her meringue


  • #13
    Kanye
    Registered Users Posts: 122 ✭✭Kanye


    Snow-Monkey wrote: »
    I swear her inuendo is the best ever In 15 minites

    Nigella, I'd be in your endo in <15 mins.

    <3 even.


  • #14
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    She's like the best friends mum you got a secret crush on when you're a teenager.


  • #15
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    mike65 wrote: »
    You can't have enough Nigella (with chocolate syrup)? Or is Sophie Dahl going to steal her yummy crown?

    Sophie Dahl has it all (looks / intelligence / finesse / cooking skills! / a healthy regard for her childhood ). I'd definetly have considered breaking up her marraige and stealing her away from her pint-sized husband, except I found out recently she is a smoker. :(

    Anyway regardless, Sophie >>>>> Nigella.


  • #16
    mike65
    Closed Accounts Posts: 88,972 ✭✭✭✭mike65


    "would you like a c-c-cup of t-tea?"


  • #17
    L.Jenkins
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 19,241 Mod ✭✭✭✭L.Jenkins


    http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2007/10/nigellaPA_450x600.jpg

    If that doesn't float your boat, I don't know what will!


  • #18
    mike65
    Closed Accounts Posts: 88,972 ✭✭✭✭mike65


    So what we really need here is a baco-foil face off with Jean Byrne?


  • #19
    LoanShark
    Registered Users Posts: 949 ✭✭✭LoanShark


    I love it when Nigella, Licks her fingers...It makes me feel kinda funny!!


  • #20
    Degag
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,982 ✭✭✭Degag


    At 50, she is nearly GILF material, let alone a MILF.


  • #21
    Voluptas
    Closed Accounts Posts: 342 ✭✭Voluptas


    she's gorgeous - exactly what a woman should be :D


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  • #22
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 5,869 ✭ [Deleted User]


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Na-YayqQ6Dw


  • #23
    L.Jenkins
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 19,241 Mod ✭✭✭✭L.Jenkins


    Holy shít, she's some fine bird for 50. Twice my age and I'd still give her a good ridin', probably not much traction at this stage, but enjoyable none the less I'm sure.


  • #24
    sam34
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,073 ✭✭✭sam34


    she's good at what she does, but its all a bit too contrived, imo


  • #25
    InTheTrees
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,900 ✭✭✭InTheTrees


    Degag wrote: »
    At 50, she is nearly GILF material, let alone a MILF.

    She's 50?


  • #26
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    I'd scramble her eggs any day.

    If she'd any left.


  • #27
    LoanShark
    Registered Users Posts: 949 ✭✭✭LoanShark


    Deleted User wrote: »
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Na-YayqQ6Dw

    Excuse me, I have to go to the toilet..


  • #28
    Kasabian
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,689 ✭✭✭Kasabian


    Snow-Monkey wrote: »
    go stand in the croner!


    Frank Sinatra, he was a good croner


  • #29
    Degag
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,982 ✭✭✭Degag


    InTheTrees wrote: »
    She's 50?

    Yep, people are always surprised when they hear her age. Not surprising tbh.


  • #30
    L.Jenkins
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 19,241 Mod ✭✭✭✭L.Jenkins


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLnWf1sQkjY


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  • #31
    Degag
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,982 ✭✭✭Degag


    lonad wrote: »
    Frank Sinatra, he was a good croner

    A good crooner perhaps:D


  • #32
    Kasabian
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,689 ✭✭✭Kasabian


    sam34 wrote: »
    she's good at what she does, but its all a bit too contrived, imo


    Sam , please abstain from comments like that it makes us men seem gullable ;)


  • #33
    Kasabian
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,689 ✭✭✭Kasabian


    Degag wrote: »
    A good crooner perhaps:D


    That too :D


  • #34
    Crew Enough Selenium
    Posts: 0 ✭ Crew Enough Selenium


    I thought that was the whole point of Nigella. Why else would you watch her?


  • #35
    MagicMarker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    [quote=[Deleted User];65742271]I thought that was the whole point of Nigella. Why else would you watch her?[/QUOTE]
    Why for her ''personality'' of course.
    Post edited by Boards.ie: Mike on


  • #36
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    yep shes 50 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nigella_Lawson :eek:


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  • #37
    Kasabian
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,689 ✭✭✭Kasabian


    [quote=[Deleted User];65742271]I thought that was the whole point of Nigella. Why else would you watch her?[/QUOTE]


    So we can learn more culinary skills to impress the women folk
    Post edited by Boards.ie: Mike on


  • #38
    InTheTrees
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,900 ✭✭✭InTheTrees


    djhunter30 wrote: »
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLnWf1sQkjY

    :eek:

    Thats crazy!


  • #39
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    I'm amazed more women don't watch these cooking shows and then try to play the nice little stay-at-home wife preparing delcious meals for the men in their life.

    Who knows, they might land a husband if they're lucky.


  • #40
    Kasabian
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,689 ✭✭✭Kasabian


    Is that Justin Timberlake in that video?


  • #41
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    bonerm wrote: »
    I'm amazed more women don't watch these cooking shows and then try to play the nice little stay-at-home wife preparing delcious meals for the men in their life.

    Who knows, they might land a husband if they're lucky.

    According to Wikipedia, Nigella also runs a course on "How to cook socks", though I have a feeling that there might be a typo there.


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  • #42
    Degag
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,982 ✭✭✭Degag


    The two girls in that video are Molly Sims who played Delinda in Las Vegas and Jamie Lynn Sigler who played Tony's daughter in The Sopranos.

    To be fair i'd jizz in my pants too!


  • #43
    RichTea
    Registered Users Posts: 1,179 ✭✭✭RichTea


    lonad wrote: »
    Is that Justin Timberlake in that video?

    Tis.


  • #44
    InTheTrees
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,900 ✭✭✭InTheTrees


    bonerm wrote: »
    I'm amazed more women don't watch these cooking shows and then try to play the nice little stay-at-home wife preparing delcious meals for the men in their life.

    Who knows, they might land a husband if they're lucky.

    Exactly. An example to live up to.

    Now if only we could get some porn stars to do instructional DVD's on house keeping and cleaning.

    Hmmm. Maybe this is a good business idea? Whos with me?


    :rolleyes:


  • #45
    El Siglo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,803 ✭✭✭El Siglo


    50 and she looks like that? I don't give a fuck I'd still ate chips out of her knickers.:D Sophie Dahl on the other hand... well as Will Ferrell once said: " I'm not gonna lie to you. This is gonna get kinda weird... Two dragons...";)


  • #46
    Dennis the Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,358 ✭✭✭Dennis the Stone


    Oh dear.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wncEeJZqzM


  • #47
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    I'd drink from her buttercup.


  • #48
    El Siglo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,803 ✭✭✭El Siglo


    Deandre Dazzling Lumbar wrote: »
    I'd drink from her butter furrycup.

    Fixed that for you!:D


  • #49
    Blobby George
    Closed Accounts Posts: 690 ✭✭✭Blobby George


    Just the right shade of sultry for this poster.


  • #50
    Wibbs
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,170 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    Have to be honest and say she does little for me. Lovely face yes, but way too much junk in the trunk so to speak, For my tastes anyway.

    Rejoice in the awareness of feeling stupid, for that’s how you end up learning new things. If you’re not aware you’re stupid, you probably are.



  • #51
    L.Jenkins
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 19,241 Mod ✭✭✭✭L.Jenkins


    Wibbs wrote: »
    Have to be honest and say she does little for me. Lovely face yes, but way too much junk in the trunk so to speak, For my tastes anyway.

    Don't knock her until you try her!


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