Beware the Satanic Pokemon!

Nerin

Yes, like it says in the title:

Ash, the boy hero, had just captured his fifth little Pokemon. But that wasn't good enough, said his mentor. He must catch lots more if he wants to be a Pokemon master. And the more he catches and trains, the more power he will have for future battles.

So Ash sets out again in search for more of the reclusive, power-filled, little Pokemon. His first step is to find the "psychic Pokemon" called Kadabra and snatch it from its telepathic, pink-eyed trainer, Sabrina. With the ghost Haunter on his side, it should be a cinch!

But Ash had underestimated the power of his opponent. When he and Sabrina meet for the battle, both hurl their chosen Pokemon into the air, but only Kadabra evolves into a super-monster with a magic flash. Haunter hides. "Looks like your ghost Pokemon got spooked," taunts Sabrina.

Obviously, Ash didn't understand the supernatural powers he had confronted. Neither do most young Pokeman fans today. Unless they know God and His warnings, they cannot understand the forces that have captivated children around the world. And if parents underestimate the psychological strategies behind its seductive mass marketing ploys, they are likely to dismiss the Pokemon craze as harmless fun and innocent fantasy. In reality, the problem is far more complex.

Link

So, have any of ye experienced 360 degree neck turns and glowing eyes?
:pac:

Banjo

One three year old was chasing another boy almost trance like in expression saying in a deep raspy voice, ‘bulbasore attack, bulbasore, bulbasore.’ They are meditating and projecting their spirits just like practitioners of the occult!

Classic...

elekid

I love all the stuff about how Pokémon has made the kids lose touch with reality..

Star Lord

elekid wrote: »

I love all the stuff about how Pokémon has made the kids lose touch with reality..

Wait, am I just fuelling their argument by thanking your post:

"One person made a comment on a message board trying to undermine our message, and their comment was thanked by a user name which translates as 'Damo The Devil' "

:pac:

Angron

I think it's quite clear that Damo must be a daemon, sent to lure us off the path of righteousness, just like Nintendo. It's Chinpokomon all over again!



Must... Crush... America...

looking_around

"They are Abra and Kadabra. Yes, these are their actual names. "Abrakadabra" (or abracadabra) has been a word long associated with occult magic."

Assume pokemon are evil because of two cards and use those to claim "there are likely more".

Lol ... run from the evil pokemon.

Urizen

Pfft, that's nothing compared to Jigglypuff's gay agenda.