what if game

denballs

OK OK...........HERES THE GAME.............i start by saying somthing like

what if hitler had won world war 2.....................

then the next person says .........what if.....{whatever you want
and says somthing about the previous what if..............

so the 1st reply to this should say what would happen if hitler had won world war 2 and give there own what if

............if you want to reply to any what if you can as long as you also reply to the one before you and leave your own..........

Fago!

denballs wrote: »

what if hitler had won world war 2...........

Hitler would eventually give up his Arian plan and make the world full of grumpy emo teens. Everyone would have black hair and noserings. Also, the artist currently known as prince would run for, and eventually be knighted as, mayor of Uzbekistan. After his reign of terror in Uzbekistan, he would eventually think himself a better candidate as "World Dominator/Presidente" and shtab Hitler dead with a laptop case until he died from it. He is the new ruler of the world, the inter-national anthem is "Purple Rain".... Upon hearing the new anthem being played at a college QUiditch to the Death match, he gt the idea in his head to scentifically alter the atmoshphere and make the clouds purple, so the rain would actually be purple. He then eats an apple given to him by hs trusty sidekick "Horhay"... The apple was poisoned. Horhay is actually the resurrected Hitler in disguise. Hitler retires from evil and becomes Englands number 1 tennis player. All those who survive live happily ever after.... for 3 months till the air runs out.

What if yesterday neve happened and it just went from Monday to Wednesday?

Deki

That would be pretty major. I'm sure Tuesday was a whole lot of peoples birthday. How would they get by, let alone all those people wouldn't be bought presents or taken out to dinner or thrown a party or baked a cake. Isn't the economy bad enough without skipping days? Just think of the total on all those birthday drinks that were never bought and the poor lonely people with no friends would not have tucked up drinking by themselves, lamenting to the cat about being unloved.Those bottles might not have been bought either. What about all that ? HUH? I think the world would just crumble that's what if .

Now what if the store runs out of double fudge ripple ice cream, just what if that happens? What then?

Fago!

Well the store would surely go out of business because no doubt that was the most popular product. Ol Jimmy who owns the store "Jimmy's" would go hungry as would his family. They die and Barry Manilow is forced by gunpoint to play at the funeral. He plays a ripper, he gets more fans and money. We all live happily ever after... except for Jimmy and his family who mot certainly died.... hungrily and horribly.

What if John Lennon had never died?

landsleaving

He'd have gone on to release a series of albums which, while received well by music critics, failed to perform in the charts, eventually leading to his drug addiction. The majority of his wealth squandered, he'd have checked himself into rehab and become a born-again Christian. After kicking his drug habit, and gaining column inches praising Jesus for his redemption, he's release a comeback album. Due to his past glory and press interest, the album would sell many copies, but disappoint some fans as a now jaded Lennon became a right-wing conservative, denouncing immigration and promoting capital punishment in his music. Most fans however, would enjoy his album, which echoed their sentiments about society, suggesting Lennon had 'grown up' as they had, and was right to no longer 'imagine all the people, living life in peace' as it failed to recognise social realities inherent to the world. He would go on to release several similar albums, enjoying an unprecedented level of success, before becoming an MP with the British National Party and hanging up his guitar for good.

What if God revealed his existence to the World?

denballs

if god revealed his existance to the world...........everyone would be shocked to know that god is an alien who created the milky way system along with earth and had been building the rest of the universe ever since.........he{being male not female} would tell us that he had just travelled from the farthest point in the universe <- that way and now had to go build up the other side of the universe.................he would use what would seem to us to be magic but really just nano technolgy inside his hand to turn on the other 90% of our brains and teach us loads of stuff about space and space ships...............then hed tell us that as the oldest planet it was our responsibility to look after the newer planets and their inhabitants..........we,d then have all hop into space ships and become the caretakers of the universe.....THEN END-FIN..........{i hope whoever writes stargate doesnt do me for semi plagerism}:D

ok........so what if jessica simpson became president of usa

Deki

I would become an illegal alien along with many others and Canada would begin complaining about unprotected borders and talk of fences...


What if the Earth started spinning backwards really fast (like in that old Superman Movie) and time was reversed?

Sarky

Approximately one billion Chinese people wouldn't care.

What if the Mustard Forum had actually been a mayonnaise forum?

Zombienosh

what if i was made of clouds

lil'bug

if you were made of clouds you wouldn't be able to type you'd just mist over the screen


what would the world be like if monkey's wore pants

denballs

lil'bug wrote: »

if you were made of clouds you wouldn't be able to type you'd just mist over the screen


what would the world be like if monkey's wore pants

if monkeys wore pants it would be a sign that they were evolving and we would probably decide that they were becoming a threat to humanity.........we would kill every last monkey...including bobo the clown.and that monkey from the simpsons.....................all the tree hugging activists and green peace would revolt leading to world war 3............theyd get destroyed as there all mostly pascifists and the vegetable market would crash resulting in massive inflation and an inibility to produice enogh meat ...aided by the f-d up food chain cause off the dead monkeys............so yes monkeys wearing pants would end the world................also planet of the apes would become the biggest film of all time even though it sucks

what if bannanas started growing in the shape of a penis

lil'bug

more ladies would climb trees

what if music just stopped one day?

Sarky

Some drunken cretin would keep shouting "ONE MOAR CHEW-AN!" The f*ckers always do.

What if I was Iron Man?

lil'bug

you would have rusty stains in your knickers

what if i was big'bug?

BBDBB

all the lady bugs would be giving you the once over wondering if it was true what *they say about bigger bugs



* I have no idea who "they" are, but they certainly have a lot of opinions on a wide range of topics, every credit to em



what if Bono had found what he was looking for in 1987??

James T Kirk

I wish he bloody had! What if you didn't know how to pronounce that Icelandic volcano's name until JTK taught ya how? "Eye-yet-nev-na-goku". Practise; impress your friends!

You're welcome... :pac:

joes girls

Ah you teach so many important things, I'm sure it would impress my friends, maybe someday in a roundabout way!!!
But what if said volcano is the reason my friends might not be able go on hols. (I'm sure they would have their own names for it, maybe i could teach you them, someday in a roundabout way!)

Deki

and then after solving the pronunciation problems and JGs Friends couldn't go on holidays and had to make do staying home and had a fit but enjoyed themselves just the same- what if the ash spread round the world choking off the sun and causing crops not to grow -no more grains to feed cattle or pigs or sheep- no more veggies for us - and we'd all turn pale and have pinkish eyes. What if that happened???

BBDBB

Then there would be a boom in the number of Tanning emporiums, sun beds and bottle tans available at the chemist, indeed, the whole section devoted to Holiday gear, sun tan oil, insect repellent, sunglasses, swimming costumes etc would now be a series of giant vats of differing shades of tan, from light mushroom to marmite.

A handy colour selection chart would be issued to you at the door to Boots and you would be herded by border collies up ramps near the tills so you could pay by credit card for whether you wanted anything from "Oh this, I got this gardening at the weekend, Im surprised actually, as it was quite cloudy" all the way to "no, no, I'll be fine, doctor says it should clear up in a couple of weeks"

But what would happen if the sun got blocked out and we entered a new Ice Age?

Deki

Ice is nice, we would build giant igloos over all the cities of the world. and even the little towns, there would be lots of winter sales of snow boots and insulated jackets and stuff, o and hats. It really wouldn't matter about the tans because you can't see much all bundled up like that wearing ski masks and all. So until the sun came out again we'd just make do with hydroponic plants.

But what if the ash in the sky was the least of our problems, what if there was a giant mother ship landed and began to melt all the igloos? What if that happened?

denballs

we,d simple get a billion fridge freesers with ice despensers and stick selotape on the ice despenser button and put it in afghanistan.............kill 2 problems with one stone.........then ireland would invade all the countries which had previously been frozen with out army of 2000 and sell all the oil rights and become a super power nation.........................

oh and as for the ship..........we,d just hook a radio with newstalk on it up to a giant speaker and point it at the ship..............they,d go and never come back as soon as they heard g hook........................{have you seen him on the sky add........honestly}..............

what if there was an adult version of disnEY LAND............WITH STRIPPERS MICKIE/MINNIE MOUSES

Deki

Some one I know would yell "furries" and blast them with the flame thrower
I'm pretty sure Mickey really isn't hiding that much anyway.

so what if the Earth began to shrink, just got a little smaller every day -oceans a little smaller, continents a little smaller but people didn't shrink, may be they even got a little larger what if that happened?

denballs

Deki wrote: »

Some one I know would yell "furries" and blast them with the flame thrower
I'm pretty sure Mickey really isn't hiding that much anyway.

so what if the Earth began to shrink, just got a little smaller every day -oceans a little smaller, continents a little smaller but people didn't shrink, may be they even got a little larger what if that happened?

america would do what there doing now..........but faster..........population control..........they,d probably attack china......but couldnt use nukes as then we couldnt use chinks land for 50 years..............it,d be world war 3 and we,d all have to move to a different planet............

what if microsoft bought mac

lil'bug

we would all have micromac's

what if macdonalds bought kfc?

KnifeWRENCH

The Colonel would NEVER let that happen! :eek: But if it did, it would just mean that the KFC variety meal or whatever the fucc it's called would come made from fake beef instead of fake chicken.

What if Rick Astley broke his promise and gave you up, let you down, ran around and desserted you?

denballs

KnifeWRENCH wrote: »

The Colonel would NEVER let that happen! :eek: But if it did, it would just mean that the KFC variety meal or whatever the fucc it's called would come made from fake beef instead of fake chicken.

What if Rick Astley broke his promise and gave you up, let you down, ran around and desserted you?

id hunt that bastard down and end his life..........

what if christina aguilera accidentally ran britney spears over and killed her

Deki

probation? Community Service maybe?

What if there was a tear inbetween dimensions and things began to appear here like dogs that were sort of lionesque and caterpillers with tiny little human faces and fire spitting beetles?
What if that happened?

James T Kirk

I think I'd start believing that Phillip K. Dick was really on to something.

What if "The Man" just turned off the Internet? 'He' does own all the cables and satellites etc... :pac:

Deki

There would be such wailing the noise would be unbearable.:eek:

What if the "aliens" landed tomorrow and they wanted to take all the liquor and alcoholic beverages in the world away or else they would fry the planet?

What if that happened?

star.chaser

what if ......



britney had been hit 1 more time

Deki

the aliens would have already fried the world and though Brittany would have lived out her own prophecy it wouldn't really mattered.

What if only a handful of people on some airplane were spared the alien's wrath and they ended up on some island and didn't know what was going on and spent their time trying to figure it out...

What if that happened???

star.chaser

a giant turd dropped from the sky and covered you from head to toe

Deki

You'd be right at home I'm sure and you wouldn't even notice it landed on you.

What if a tornado came along and picked you and the giant dooky up and splatted you both into a brick wall, how would anyone tell the difference and would anyone even know you were missing- so many things to ponder...

What if that happened?

denballs

Deki wrote: »

the aliens would have already fried the world and though Brittany would have lived out her own prophecy it wouldn't really mattered.

What if only a handful of people on some airplane were spared the alien's wrath and they ended up on some island and didn't know what was going on and spent their time trying to figure it out...

What if that happened???

then we,d have a new reality version of lost.............they,d go back to primitive instincts and without and police the men would get the crate of dog leads from the luggage compartment of the plane and pick their bitch.........and the world would start again and have time to fix the co,2 problemo

what if everyone in the world named philip demanded royalties from the sale of screw drivers............

Babalons

The Philips screwdriver manufacturing industry would collapse, leaving millions of DIY ‘screwers’ in the lurch. The DIY enthusiasts would have no fresh screwdriver supply and would be left to do all their screwing with their old, overworked, rusty, warped tools……

What if B.A. Baracus didn’t ‘pitty the fool’ ??

denballs

he would try to become a teacher but unfortunately he never went to school so he,s told that he,s the biggest fool of all and cant teach fools............so he then decides to teach bodybuilding as a personal trainer but is told that hes just a fat piece of ****e and needs to stop eating snickers or he,ll die.......

what if hillary duff made a porn video with the olsen twins.......?