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The facts of life

kleefarr · 2010-05-06 16:56:54

"Mum? I've got a question. The guys at school are using words I don't understand." "What words, dear?" "Pussy and Bitch." Mum inhaled sharply, but then said, "Oh, that's easy. A pussy is a cat, like our little Chico. A bitch is a female dog, like our Sandy." "Thanks, Mum.." He then found his Dad out in the garage. "Dad,…

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06-05-2010 5:56pm

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"Mum? I've got a question. The guys at school are using words I don't understand."

"What words, dear?"

"Pussy and Bitch."

Mum inhaled sharply, but then said, "Oh, that's easy. A pussy is a cat, like our little Chico. A bitch is a female dog, like our Sandy."

"Thanks, Mum.."

He then found his Dad out in the garage.

"Dad, the guys at school are using words I don't understand."

"What words, son?"

"Pussy and bitch. I asked Mum, but I don't think she told me the right meanings."

Dad said: "Son, never ask your mother about these things, ask me instead. Let me explain it like this."

He pulled a Playboy from his workbench, turned to the centerfold, drew a circle around the pubic area and said, "Son, everything inside the circle is pussy."

"Okay Dad. Then what's a bitch?"

Dad replied: "Everything outside the circle."

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