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  • 06-05-2010 7:48pm
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    coldfire1x
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    Q. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?
    A. They're married.

    Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
    A. A widow.

    Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking?
    A. They already have boyfriends.

    Q. Why did the man cross the road?
    A. He heard the chicken was a slut.

    Q. Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
    A. They don't stop and ask for directions.

    Q. How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
    A. He buys two cases of beer.

    Q. What is the difference between men and government bonds?
    A. The bonds mature.

    Q. Why are blonde jokes so short?
    A. So men can remember them.

    Q. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
    A. We don't know; it has never happened.

    Q. What do they call a woman who works as hard as a man?
    A. Lazy


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