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  • 07-05-2010 9:03pm
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    wispa
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    anyone got any good jokes about rat catchers or pest control.tryin to think of some god stories or jokes about the grooms job but coming up blank.any suggestions welcome.thanks.


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    uberwolf
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    depends, do you like the bride?


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    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
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    wispa wrote: »
    anyone got any good jokes about rat catchers or pest control.tryin to think of some god stories or jokes about the grooms job but coming up blank.any suggestions welcome.thanks.

    I'm thinking some references to the Faulty Towers episode. Off the top of my head.

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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    wispa
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    ye i like the bride but im sure she would find a few pest jokes funny. and what is the faulty towers references,never really seen it.tanks


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    gerardduff
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    Not sure how you're going to fit this into a best man speech

    There was the siberian hamster (named Basil)...aka Rat and the dead pigeons episode...

    Hilarious


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    0lordy
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    wispa wrote: »
    i like the bride but im sure she would find a few pest jokes funny.

    Hmmm, I wouldn't assume anything regarding humour on Her Big Day, I've seen plenty of occasions where offence or embarrassment is created.

    My advice would be to go for funny stories about the the groom or the couple rather than just jokes, but that's just my 2p.


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