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  • 10-05-2010 2:18am
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    MrStuffins
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    ....... it has recently come to my attention that i have been living a lie.....

    ......... i am 57 years old, and for 59 of those years i have believed that one day i would find the woman of my dreams.

    But tonight i have found my true love........ Tar!

    I pledge the rest of my life to Tar and promise to go to the local Tar worship station every Sunday and celebrate her birthday by giving presents to loved ones.

    OH TAR...........


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    #2
    Tar.Aldarion
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    And they say romance is dead. Oh McStuffins, I count you now as one of my beloved ones and my loves shall come to you through the shrine, late at night I'll be there, with you, for you, I just ask you to follow, to love.

    /takes hand


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    MrStuffins
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    Tar.Aldarion wrote: »
    And they say romance is dead. Oh McStuffins, I count you now as one of my beloved ones and my loves shall come to you through the shrine, late at night I'll be there, with you, for you, I just ask you to follow, to love.

    /takes hand

    *looks to find severed hand is now in possession of Tar*

    Oh Tar, i don't know why you would want to sever my hand, but i know all that you do is in the name of good and you move in Mysterious Ways!


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    #4
    Tar.Aldarion
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    Well this will come in handy, i can find uses for my followers hands.

    Try not to understand my Mysterious Ways child, in me you shall find redemption and love, and possibly quite a good sticky tar time. Go forth and prosper, spread my love as you wish for it to be spread for you. :pac:


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    MrStuffins
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    Tar.Aldarion wrote: »
    Well this will come in handy, i can find uses for my followers hands.

    Try not to understand my Mysterious Ways child, in me you shall find redemption and love, and possibly quite a good sticky tar time. Go forth and prosper, spread my love as you wish for it to be spread for you. :pac:

    Oh, i shall go forth and spread like love has never been spread before!

    I shall be the first person to replace his lost hand, not with a hook, but with a trowell!


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    #6
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,098 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    A beaurtiful symbol for all, be the builder, the fighter, the lover.

    Come on rude boy, boy
    Can you get it up
    Come here rude boy, boy
    Is you big enough
    Take it, take it
    Baby, baby
    Take it, take it
    Love me, love me

    Come here rude boy, boy
    Can you get it up
    Come here rude boy, boy
    Is you big enough
    Take it, take it
    Baby, baby
    Take it, take it
    Love me, love me

    Tonight
    I'mma let you be the captain
    Tonight
    I'mma let you do your thing, yeah
    Tonight
    I'mma let you be a rider
    Giddy up
    Giddy up
    Giddy up, babe

    Tonight
    I'mma let it be fire
    Tonight
    I'mma let you take me higher
    Tonight
    Baby we can get it on, yeah
    we can get it on, yeah

    Do you like it boy
    I wa-wa-want
    What you wa-wa-want
    Give it to me baby
    Like boom, boom, boom
    What I wa-wa-want
    Is what you wa-wa-want
    Na, na-aaaah

    Come here rude boy, boy
    Can you get it up
    Come here rude boy, boy
    You should Is you big enough
    Take it, take it
    Baby, baby
    Take it, take it
    Love me, love me

    Come here rude boy, boy
    Can you get it up
    Come here rude boy, boy
    Is you big enough
    Take it, take it
    Baby, baby
    Take it, take it
    Love me, love me

    Tonight
    I'mma give it to you harder
    Tonight
    I'mma turn your body out
    Relax
    Let me do it how I wanna
    If you got it
    I need it
    And I'mma put it down

    Buckle up
    I'mma give it to you stronger
    Hands up
    We can go a little longer
    Tonight
    I'mma get a little crazy
    Get a little crazy, baby

    Do you like it boy
    I wa-wa-want
    What you wa-wa-want
    Give it to me baby
    Like boom, boom, boom
    What I wa-wa-want
    Is what you wa-wa-want
    Na, na-aaaah

    Come here rude boy, boy
    Can you get it up
    Come here rude boy, boy
    Is you big enough
    Take it, take it
    Baby, baby
    Take it, take it
    Love me, love me

    Come here rude boy, boy
    Can you get it up
    Come here rude boy, boy
    Is you big enough
    Take it, take it
    Baby, baby
    Take it, take it
    Love me, love me


    I like the way you touch me there
    I like the way you pull my hair
    Babe, if I don't feel it I ain't faking
    No, no

    I like when you tell me kiss it there
    I like when you tell me move it there

    So giddy up
    Time to giddy up
    You say you're a rude boy
    Show me what you got now

    Come here right now

    Take it, take it
    Baby, baby
    Take it, take it
    Love me, love me

    Come on rude boy, boy
    Can you get it up
    Come here rude boy, boy
    Is you big enough
    Take it, take it
    Baby, baby
    Take it, take it
    Love me, love me

    Come here rude boy, boy
    Can you get it up
    Come here rude boy, boy
    Is you big enough
    Take it, take it
    Baby, baby
    Take it, take it
    Love me, love me

    Love me
    Love me
    Love me
    Love me
    Love me
    Love me

    Take it, take it
    Baby, baby
    Take it, take it
    Love me, love me

    Love me
    Love me
    Love me
    Love me
    Love me
    Love me
    yeh yeh yeh ,

    Take it, take it
    Baby, baby
    Take it, take it
    Love me, love me


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    #7
    MrStuffins
    Registered Users Posts: 19,198 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    Tar.Aldarion wrote: »
    A beaurtiful symbol for all, be the builder, the fighter, the lover.

    Come on rude boy, boy
    Can you get it up
    Come here rude boy, boy
    Is you big enough
    Take it, take it
    Baby, baby
    Take it, take it
    Love me, love me

    Come here rude boy, boy
    Can you get it up
    Come here rude boy, boy
    Is you big enough
    Take it, take it
    Baby, baby
    Take it, take it
    Love me, love me

    Tonight
    I'mma let you be the captain
    Tonight
    I'mma let you do your thing, yeah
    Tonight
    I'mma let you be a rider
    Giddy up
    Giddy up
    Giddy up, babe

    Tonight
    I'mma let it be fire
    Tonight
    I'mma let you take me higher
    Tonight
    Baby we can get it on, yeah
    we can get it on, yeah

    Do you like it boy
    I wa-wa-want
    What you wa-wa-want
    Give it to me baby
    Like boom, boom, boom
    What I wa-wa-want
    Is what you wa-wa-want
    Na, na-aaaah

    Come here rude boy, boy
    Can you get it up
    Come here rude boy, boy
    You should Is you big enough
    Take it, take it
    Baby, baby
    Take it, take it
    Love me, love me

    Come here rude boy, boy
    Can you get it up
    Come here rude boy, boy
    Is you big enough
    Take it, take it
    Baby, baby
    Take it, take it
    Love me, love me

    Tonight
    I'mma give it to you harder
    Tonight
    I'mma turn your body out
    Relax
    Let me do it how I wanna
    If you got it
    I need it
    And I'mma put it down

    Buckle up
    I'mma give it to you stronger
    Hands up
    We can go a little longer
    Tonight
    I'mma get a little crazy
    Get a little crazy, baby

    Do you like it boy
    I wa-wa-want
    What you wa-wa-want
    Give it to me baby
    Like boom, boom, boom
    What I wa-wa-want
    Is what you wa-wa-want
    Na, na-aaaah

    Come here rude boy, boy
    Can you get it up
    Come here rude boy, boy
    Is you big enough
    Take it, take it
    Baby, baby
    Take it, take it
    Love me, love me

    Come here rude boy, boy
    Can you get it up
    Come here rude boy, boy
    Is you big enough
    Take it, take it
    Baby, baby
    Take it, take it
    Love me, love me


    I like the way you touch me there
    I like the way you pull my hair
    Babe, if I don't feel it I ain't faking
    No, no

    I like when you tell me kiss it there
    I like when you tell me move it there

    So giddy up
    Time to giddy up
    You say you're a rude boy
    Show me what you got now

    Come here right now

    Take it, take it
    Baby, baby
    Take it, take it
    Love me, love me

    Come on rude boy, boy
    Can you get it up
    Come here rude boy, boy
    Is you big enough
    Take it, take it
    Baby, baby
    Take it, take it
    Love me, love me

    Come here rude boy, boy
    Can you get it up
    Come here rude boy, boy
    Is you big enough
    Take it, take it
    Baby, baby
    Take it, take it
    Love me, love me

    Love me
    Love me
    Love me
    Love me
    Love me
    Love me

    Take it, take it
    Baby, baby
    Take it, take it
    Love me, love me

    Love me
    Love me
    Love me
    Love me
    Love me
    Love me
    yeh yeh yeh ,

    Take it, take it
    Baby, baby
    Take it, take it
    Love me, love me

    Amen!


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    Tar.Aldarion
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    It's my first prayer, like that our father yoke...but the catholic church, it's changing :pac:


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    #9
    MrStuffins
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    its nowhere as good as THIS church


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    Tar.Aldarion
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNYnhDefxXg


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    #11
    MrStuffins
    Registered Users Posts: 19,198 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    Quite possibly the best thing i've ever seen!

    Also, i always knew there was something about those 2!


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    Tar.Aldarion
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    They were both thinking about me :cool:


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    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Tar.Aldarion wrote: »
    And they say romance is dead. Oh McStuffins, I count you now as one of my beloved ones and my loves shall come to you through the shrine, late at night I'll be there, with you, for you, I just ask you to follow, to love.

    /takes hand

    I hope I'm one of those!?!?!?!


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    sNarah
    Registered Users Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    Did I hear something about the Chuch of Tar???
    I wanna join!

    And MrStuffins, just to check if our Tar is not rushing into things here, answer me this:
    - Can you provide for yourself?
    - What jobs did your parents have?
    - Will you vote Fago!?
    - Do you like pwetty girls that are not Tar?

    Hm Hm??


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    #15
    BBDBB
    Registered Users Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    Whats all this about a Convent??:confused:


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    #16
    Tar.Aldarion
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    Fago! wrote: »
    I hope I'm one of those!?!?!?!
    Come forth child, I shall make you into a man, most blessed one.
    sNarah wrote: »
    Did I hear something about the Chuch of Tar???
    I wanna join!

    And MrStuffins, just to check if our Tar is not rushing into things here, answer me this:
    - Can you provide for yourself?
    - What jobs did your parents have?
    - Will you vote Fago!?
    - Do you like pwetty girls that are not Tar?

    Hm Hm??
    These answers are relevant to my interests
    BBDBB wrote: »
    Whats all this about a Convent??:confused:
    Quiet you, back in the nun outfit.


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    Solitaire
    Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 18,377 Mod ✭✭✭✭Solitaire


    Oh wow, there's Tar all over this forum right now!!! :eek::cool:


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    #18
    Tar.Aldarion
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    Time to get sticky


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    sNarah
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    MMmh Sticky


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    #20
    Tar.Aldarion
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    Youre first


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    #21
    BBDBB
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    Tar.Aldarion wrote: »
    Come forth child, I shall make you into a man, most blessed one.

    These answers are relevant to my interests

    Quiet you, back in the nun outfit.

    I dont mind the dirty habits........its all that teaching the kids to sing and climbing over mountains in squeaky lederhosen that gets on my wick!


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    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Tar.Aldarion wrote: »
    Come forth child, I shall make you into a man, most blessed one.

    Come to mah, ya big TARt!
    Tar.Aldarion wrote: »
    Time to get sticky

    I'm in!
    sNarah wrote: »
    MMmh Sticky

    MMmh...
    Tar.Aldarion wrote: »
    Youre first

    Aw


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    Tar.Aldarion
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    yodaleheeeehoooo sister act?


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    Tar.Aldarion
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    /raepfago


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    #25
    MrStuffins
    Registered Users Posts: 19,198 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    sNarah wrote: »
    And MrStuffins, just to check if our Tar is not rushing into things here, answer me this:
    - Can you provide for yourself?

    I like to think i can provide light humour.
    - What jobs did your parents have?
    My father was a Post-Apocolyptic Road Warrior and my mother was a Mermaid
    - Will you vote Fago!?
    Not only would i vote Fago, but Sacremento is the Capital of California.
    - Do you like pwetty girls that are not Tar?
    "Thou shalt not worship false idols pwetty girls


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    Black Swan
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    Tar.Aldarion wrote: »
    yodaleheeeehoooo sister act?
    If there is dancing, you just might get me to audition. Can I lead? Have always wanted to, but my partner normally fulfills that role.


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    Tar.Aldarion
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    MrStuffins wrote: »
    I like to think i can provide light humour.

    My father was a Post-Apocolyptic Road Warrior and my mother was a Mermaid

    Not only would i vote Fago, but Sacremento is the Capital of California.

    "Thou shalt not worship false idols pwetty girls
    Except for me!
    Blue_Lagoon wrote: »
    If there is dancing, you just might get me to audition. Can I lead? Have always wanted to, but my partner normally fulfills that role.

    When I eventually meet you, I have just the role in mind!
    By all means, feel free to lead :pac:


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    BBDBB
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    theres no way I can audition for the part of Maria unless I wax me chest and apply liberal amounts of dubbin to me Lederhosen


    I may be some time:cool:


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    #29
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,098 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Make a wig out of the hair too, win win


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    #30
    MrStuffins
    Registered Users Posts: 19,198 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8x5iQExQa1Y


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    #31
    Tar.Aldarion
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    he he ho ho ha ha


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