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........ a convert

MrStuffins · 2010-05-10 01:18:48

....... it has recently come to my attention that i have been living a lie..... ......... i am 57 years old, and for 59 of those years i have believed that one day i would find the woman of my dreams. But tonight i have found my true love........ Tar! I pledge the rest of my life to Tar and promise to go to the local Tar…

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#32 11-05-2010 1:18am
Solitaire

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I like the rather resigned motion, as if in mid-fail the lobotomee realised the inevitability of the impending faceplant and resulting blood trails and simply gave up halfway through...

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#33 11-05-2010 1:21am
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Indeed!

I like to think halfway through he thought "I should've been believing in Tar all this time....... my whole life..... wasted"

He'd have landed on his feet if he'd have believed in Tar!

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#34 11-05-2010 1:23am
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