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Ads that make you want to break your TV

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    #482
    Peared
    Registered Users Posts: 1,183 ✭✭✭Peared


    OPENROAD wrote: »
    I do like Cat Deeley :)

    Yeah but listen to that pathetic trying oh so hard to be girly and fun giggle next time it's on and tell me it doesn't make you want to slap her. And not in the good fun way either.


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    #483
    amacca
    Registered Users Posts: 6,901 ✭✭✭amacca


    PaulieC wrote: »
    Hi I'm Luke. I failed my junior cert. fancy some of my special resin??

    Excellent...this will work well as some dialogue in my new adult film.

    yesss......you squeeze my resin into the crack lady....just like thats...give it a couple of minutes and were done...you can even get the cost covered on your insurance.


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    #484
    Min
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,550 ✭✭✭Min


    Guinness ads, that Budweiser ad with the giant snooker cue, that meteor ad, the fig rolls ad.


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    #485
    Star Bingo
    Registered Users Posts: 3,366 ✭✭✭Star Bingo


    just witnessed one Gaz Coombes flogging a Toyota Aris. how surprised was I? :eek: i know he's out of a job n all but.. Rush Hour Soul eh.

    clearly In It for The Money.


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    #486
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    The guiness rugby country ad - so up its own arse that it sees daylight again.


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    #487
    James T Kirk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭James T Kirk


    The new Meteor one. Makes me wanna ass-rape my TV.

    This company's ads have been so consistantly brutal over the years,
    I am now convinced that they hate humanity.

    Well the feeling is mutual: I fcuking hate Meteor.

    If I was stranded in the desert - with a phone full of Meteor credit being the difference between death and rescue - I'd choose death.


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    #488
    Bobby42
    Registered Users Posts: 1,314 ✭✭✭Bobby42


    I hate those stupid actimel ads.

    Drink this and it'll magically improve your natural defenses and somehow protect you against the weather too. :confused:


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    #489
    Cheap Thrills!
    Registered Users Posts: 2,723 ✭✭✭Cheap Thrills!


    Peared wrote: »
    Swish! SWISH! SWISH

    The ad is bad enough but it's the forced kookiness and cheeriness of Cat Deeley (I think it's her) that really bugs me. Even the smile looks forced and fake. And don't get me started on the "giggle".

    +1

    God I'd love to batter the Markeshing moron who came up with that idea.


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    #490
    D'Agger
    Registered Users Posts: 13,385 ✭✭✭✭D'Agger


    James T Kirk wrote: »
    Makes me wanna ass-rape my TV.

    Seek help bro!


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    #491
    Amalgam
    Registered Users Posts: 6,026 ✭✭✭Amalgam


    Min wrote: »
    ..that Budweiser ad with the giant snooker cue.

    I don't like that ad also.. and I have no idea why, the pace of it, or just that it is way too long. I switch the second I see it.


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    #492
    Kendannedy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16 ✭Kendannedy


    I just saw one for Boots that had two women with running noses talking about how busy they were while buying painkillers for their husbands who were "sick in bed". The tagline was "For when he's sick and you don't have time to be".

    Nothing more infuriating then that stupid myth that men are chronic malingerers, while women are running around doing errands like Bruce Willis on Christmas Eve.


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    #493
    take everything
    Registered Users Posts: 9,805 ✭✭✭take everything


    Dunno.
    Probably some ad for TV set insurance.


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    #494
    stoneill
    Registered Users Posts: 3,609 ✭✭✭stoneill


    There is an ad that I dislike immensely.
    I don't know exactly what it is for, Uncle Ben something or other.
    A group of ninjas following a sign for Dublin in crouching tiger hidden dragon effect, pass the Lord Nelson pub.
    Where the fcuk in Ireland are you going to see a pub called the LORD NELSON???


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    #495
    andrew cross
    Registered Users Posts: 127 ✭✭andrew cross


    the guinness ad for a white christmas any ad for a white christmas, anyone wishing or singing for a white christmas, i will slay all, no mercy blood on the snow, kill, kill kill :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:


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    #496
    D'Agger
    Registered Users Posts: 13,385 ✭✭✭✭D'Agger


    Those safe food ads where somebody goes on about how they don't need to eat healthy despite being quite the fatty - why are they always Northern Irish?? It's ****in baffling!


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    #497
    damienmcd
    Registered Users Posts: 144 ✭✭damienmcd


    The Meteor Scrooge Boss ads. The little blonde kid that says "Merry christmas to everybody" irritates the life out of me!

    One of my mates is in the ad and she said he was the most annoying little f**ker she's ever met and she loves kids!


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    #498
    James T Kirk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭James T Kirk


    PaulieC wrote: »
    Seek help bro!
    Recognise when someone is taking the piss.
    Bro!


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    #499
    D'Agger
    Registered Users Posts: 13,385 ✭✭✭✭D'Agger


    James T Kirk wrote: »
    Recognise when someone is taking the piss.
    Bro!

    Recognise when somebody is also joking...I'll leave you off this time ya pup :)


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    #500
    James T Kirk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭James T Kirk


    Nice one, bro! ;)


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    #501
    damienmcd
    Registered Users Posts: 144 ✭✭damienmcd


    The Optilase ad.

    "It's a week on after the surgery and I needn't have been so worried". P1ss off Fiona! You're better off not getting your eyes done coz now you'll see that you're in bits!


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    #502
    the purple tin
    Registered Users Posts: 10,943 ✭✭✭✭the purple tin


    Peared wrote: »
    Swish! SWISH! SWISH

    The ad is bad enough but it's the forced kookiness and cheeriness of Cat Deeley (I think it's her) that really bugs me. Even the smile looks forced and fake. And don't get me started on the "giggle".
    She laughs just like Dr. Hibbert.


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    #503
    JerryHandbag
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,543 ✭✭✭JerryHandbag


    The Ikea ad....."You will always find me in the kitchen at parties"

    Yeah and if I was at that party I'd shoot the lot of you!!


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    #504
    damienmcd
    Registered Users Posts: 144 ✭✭damienmcd


    JerryHandbag wrote: »
    The Ikea ad....."You will always find me in the kitchen at parties"

    Yeah and if I was at that party I'd shoot the lot of you!!

    Damn catchy choon in the ad though!


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    #505
    Remmy
    Registered Users Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭Remmy


    All those personal injury law firm ads.

    ''were you involved in an accident in work?''


    ''Is it entirely your own fault?''


    ''Are you a fat munter with a fcuked up fringe?''


    ''Are you retarded enough to climb up the wrong type of ladder without questioning it with noone footing it at the base?''

    ''Were you off work for seven months for slipping on some fcuking water on the ground?''








    ''Well then....Maybe you need to have a horrible accident and be found guilty of fraud''!








    GRRR:mad::mad::mad:


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    #506
    the purple tin
    Registered Users Posts: 10,943 ✭✭✭✭the purple tin


    "can you tell I've been playing on the x box?":mad:
    That woman has a really ridiculous voice.


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    #507
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    orourkeda wrote: »
    The spenglers are starting to get on my tits


    they just make no sense...which makes me angry:mad::mad::mad::mad:


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    #508
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Those new ads mimicking The Shawshank Redemption.

    There's two of them.


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    #509
    Darksaga87
    Registered Users Posts: 2,983 ✭✭✭Darksaga87


    the purple tin wrote: »
    "can you tell I've been playing on the x box?":mad:
    That woman has a really ridiculous voice.

    That ad makes me hate xbox.

    Also that ad with northern fat bird going about all the fat she lost while ordering a quick munch.


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    #510
    omahaid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,497 ✭✭✭omahaid


    Remmy wrote: »
    All those personal injury law firm ads.

    I especially enjoy the ones with Don Beech from "The Bill", not a dodgier guy could be found. He just screams "Fancy being part of a scam?"


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    #511
    boblong
    Registered Users Posts: 255 ✭✭boblong


    Those Tena Lady ads that are on GOLD I think.

    Also, the ad for some slimming product or something featuring a "comedienne" who says "I just want to be able to zip it up!" and the crowd erupts in laughter. I haven't seen it in a while (luckily), but I hated it more than words can describe.


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