Ads that make you want to break your TV

Resi12

Money 4 Gold, I despise it.

Then there is that model where she gets laser hair removal and has a big dopey face saying "I'LL NEVER HAVE TO SHAVE AGAIN!!!" Well done, bra-fcuking-o!

Lastly there is one on TV3 late at night which takes up the whole ad break of some hair loss clinic from Australia or some ****e like that, it's cringe to the max.

sam34

those moronic ones that say if you text your name and your partners name they will text you back the perfect name for your baby - how stupid do people have to be to fall for that

RolandIRL

the holland & barrett ads drive me crazy. the "better than half price sale only at holland & barretts". who's that fcuking idiot who does those ads anyway? :mad:

sock puppet

I absolutely hate Denny's ads. Each one is worse than the last

artanevilla

Now there's an idea for a company that makes teles, make a horrible ad so you break your tele, so you buy another!

glossy

fairy ad,,, enough said already

admiralofthefleet

that go compare bastard

Giselle

The hag with the air freshener that plugs into her karma

/smiles smugly
/nods knowningly to camera
/adds sagely

''And its from Glade, you know''

McChubbin

That muppet from the window sales ad.
He can go BOGOF with himself.

storm2811

The new diet coke ads with the puppets,those puppets look pure evil!

Ugh and the barrys tea ads.."is that a date?and i said,i dunno,is it?"
and yer one in Bangkok,"oh i miss home so drinking tea will make it all better"
The ad is meant to be about tea!Not office romances and travelling college students!:mad:

sock puppet wrote: »

I absolutely hate Denny's ads. Each one is worse than the last

All of them have nearly nothing to do with Denny's!

Topper Harley

gagiteebo wrote: »

poo at Paul's

I forgot about that one. :mad: What sort of fukcin' freak came up with the idea for that ad and how did they present the idea to their boss/client/whatever? Everyone in their little presentation must have been ****ting themselves laughing and then the boss/client/whatever actually likes the idea. Like that new feckin' Spar ad. :mad: Aaahhh there's so many.
Calm down Topper. *takes a deep soothing breath*

And what sort of mother agrees to let her kid be in such a fukced up poo ad anyway.

gagiteebo wrote: »

How long have you been waiting to use that I must admit I had a good ould laugh at it :P

Too long, but now that it's out there I'm gonna use it all the time. I'm not lion. :cool: Eh, which way's the door? I'll let myself out.

gagiteebo

Topper Harley wrote: »

Too long, but now that it's out there I'm gonna use it all the time. I'm not lion. :cool: Eh, which way's the door? I'll let myself out.

Hahaha you're on a roll tonight my friend

lcrcboy

lcrcboy wrote: »

I hate that add I think its for some sort of air freshner where a mother walks into her sons room and says he cant have friends over with the way it smells, then when his friends walk in a girl goes wow it smells so fresh I just want to rip her head off hahaha.

and this guy well he speaks or should I say shouts for himself:

I actually like "BARRY SCOTT!!!" in a strange way after seeing this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGooQ8yYC0c

Hackysack

I know it was mentioned earlier but I just have to reiterate.

When I first saw the Abrakebabra ad with Jedward, I became furious. That ad REALLY pissed me off.

The Volvic ad is also high up there as well..

Mitch Buchannon

I f'king hate that ad for Nicorette Lozenge with that dick with the stupid D4 accent.

"Oh, Im really looking forward to looking and feeling better.."

ARRRAGGGHHHH ... it does my head in !! :mad::mad:

Nulty

quicklickpaddy wrote: »

Thread clearly inspired by that "Cheeky Volvic" c*nt.

Before him the common enemy seemed to be the carol singing bellend off the meteor ad.

Before him maybe the kid who wants to poo at Paul's.

Do any ads or characters from ads just piss you off for no reason? I have had to stop myself throwing the remote at the TV for all of the above :mad:

I cant stop ranting about that ****er. :mad::mad::mad:


I knew I should have brought it up here!

MickShamrock

Sigi wrote: »

This! :mad:

RVD420

There's a few....

WiMax idiot and his crappy "song".

Go Compare and Volvic moron nearly go without saying at this point...

George Hook talking rubbish about Sky+ and his grandkids trying to set up a casino on his lap....

That latest Head n Shoulders ad, the one where the nurses appear in the shower singing something that's trying to sound like Aguilera's "Candyman"... Don't get me wrong, the nurses are "easy on the eye", "savage" etc. etc. but seriously, what on earth are they saying/singing? I can make out about 5 or 6 words, but thats it....bah.

"Ferg" the hilarious Spar goon.

Des Carter

The annoying twat in the add at the bottom of boards who keeps waving at me

I just want to punch him

General Zod

speaking of ads on boards:

No wonder the guy have a smug grin on his face.

OutlawPete

I hate that Meerkat cnut!

I'd love to snap his little neck .. simples.

Also, I would like to take a chainsaw to most of the women in the "naughty" Malteser Adverts.

Dinxminx

The Always ads.

"Have a happy period. Always."

I have never in my life had a happy period, and don't know anybody who has. The smug woman who says that line has obviously never had a period in her life. Every time I see that ad I just want to find her and stuff Always pads down her throat until she chokes.

Those ads make me absolutely furious.

take everything

That weird cornetto ad with the guy and girl on the beach.
WTF.

take everything

Sinfonia wrote: »

"It's actually for the dentist...Train tracks are ching ching, bitta cash, know what I mean?"

I would break her fcuking face, seriously.

LMAO.

take everything

Dudess wrote: »

The (possibly Meteor) one with the people in an office coming up with an invention and the cleaner being all grumpy and asking whether it cleans cups. Can't put my finger on it but there is something really, really infuriating about that ad.

I think it's because it makes no sense.
Most people would tell her to fukk off.

Sanjuro

To hell with Cillit Bang. I'd rather use...

von Smallhausen

Sanjuro wrote: »

To hell with Cillit Bang. I'd rather use...

LMFAO thats funny as hell:D:D

Dudess

take everything wrote: »

I think it's because it makes no sense.
Most people would tell her to fukk off.

No it's not the cleaning lady, it's the ad in general, and the way it's supposed to be "humorous"...

bubbly123

Agreed. Cheeky volvic is brutal, and then he does his little gay run! What a toll.
Cornetto ad brutal to0 "Talk about laaaame". Aaaagh

There's an other ad for a foot massager.. "My dear old mum, she loves it"... aaaaaggghh

Lux23

The 'we buy any car from 50 pound to 100,000 grand' one.
The 'cash my gold' with Dale Winton.
Any Sex and the City promos on Comedy Central
The cheeky volvic one
Lucy Kennedy and the big switch
The advert with the teenager moaning about being mental.