Ads that make you want to break your TV

ForceOfNature

i know its on radio but i cant believe no-one has mentioned the right price tiles ad and that plank daft dave:mad:

also that one where phil mitchell goes into the shop and buys the swiss roll:mad:

the child on the chocolate cake ad. I don't know who makes it but the child is seriously on drugs or something. "Oh I'm hungry thinking about it already" in some sing-song slow creepy voice. :mad:
And the other one with the stupid child trying to fit a tricycle into the dishwasher and the mother just standing there grinning stupidly at him.

MJOR

harvey norman, the glade advert and the halifax

Sophisticated6y

That b**** on the vanish ad, mrs if you come into my house like that without any warning the last thing i'd be worried about is stains on my son's tennis shirt.

The Wayne Rooney vs Wayne Rooney powerade ad. It'd make you wish you were blind.

Or the petis flous one, "kids will always be kids" well...no they wont. They'll grow up and stop bothering mums or whatever she says. That ad just bothers me!

DepecheHead101

Have to echo the anger at John Lennon's image being falsified to shill a ****ing car.

GTE

All of them already said Im sure.

The tool from the Volvic ad.
The tool from the Christmas Meteor ad.
The tool from the Vodaphone white Christmas ad.
Those tools from France who sell bad cars but make good rally cars and their latest ad campaign.
Those Jedward tools just because they are absolute tools
Cash for Gold toolette
Wimax because the song is stupid and Im sure someone involved in that is a tool
Anything to do with the tool on tool combo of jordan and peter andre
That little bearded jackass in the Eircom add, feckin ugh\
George hook and his sky plus adds, would he soak up that spit before he talks for damnations sake!
My ex, shes an ad for . . right wrong thread. . .

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bluewolf wrote: »

the child on the chocolate cake ad. I don't know who makes it but the child is seriously on drugs or something. "Oh I'm hungry thinking about it already" in some sing-song slow creepy voice. :mad:.

The way he speaks reminds me of Salad Fingers
http://www.fat-pie.com/salad.htm

haha, those few first lines are pefect for that kid.

Ulysses Gaze

The Autoglass ads - the song does my head in.

Any of those 11890/1188 ads

The 8 second Windows Explorer 8 ads.

The Envirophone ad. WONGA!!!

shurl

Lukekul wrote: »

"It's by Glade you know" -- oh the fury, that and S C Johnson, a family company. Come here until I end you :mad:

Yeah what is up with that line on all their ads?
It's like we're not to sure if we should buy it or not....

--- oh my god! It's by GLADE!

Must buy two in case one breaks!!!

Head wrecking!

kdave

I hardly ever have to buy fairy liquid

bbk

bbk wrote: »

EDIT:

The way he speaks reminds me of Salad Fingers
http://www.fat-pie.com/salad.htm

haha, those few first lines are pefect for that kid.

That's him EXACTLY!! haha

Barna77

Anything with the twins from hell

Closed ac

I don't think it's on anymore and I can't quite remember it, but this little asian kid takes a stinky dump and then writes a note asking for air freshener and passes it under the door where his mother is standing outside? WTF!

VinnyTGM

DKZ wrote: »

I don't think it's on anymore and I can't quite remember it, but this little asian kid takes a stinky dump and then writes a note asking for air freshener and passes it under the door where his mother is standing outside? WTF!

Yeh, I remember it, the air freshener that sticks on the wall.

shizz

kdave wrote: »

I hardly ever have to buy fairy liquid

I hardly ever have to buy fairy liquid

Gamer Bhoy 89

the Windows 7/Internet Explorer ads!!!

"I'm a PC, and Windows 7 was my idea"


......no it fùckin wasn't!
:mad:

PK2008

We're all suckers!!!!

By talking/writing about the ad's we hate we've played right into the advertisers hands!!!

Sophisticated6y

I don't care if i've played into their hands, this gives me a better chance at killing them for making these god awful ads.

1) That LG prick on E4. Quit the singing.

2) Magners/Bulmers. Was cricket always so popular in Tipperary?!

TheMilkyPirate

Go compare adverts what a twat go compare your weight to a healthy person you fat ****.

That stupid gillette ad when there in the garage.

AAAAAAAHHH

One euro, one movie, one night.

How much is da'?

The only ad that's had me on the verge of mailing in complaining about it. The only reason I didn't is because those pricks in xtra vision have no contact details on their website. I'd say some people got through though because they were pulled from being shown fairly lively.

tallus

Harvey Norman and Cillit bang.

I'd love to make the dude in the cillit bang ad drink the bottle.

glossy

PK2008 wrote: »

We're all suckers!!!!

By talking/writing about the ad's we hate we've played right into the advertisers hands!!!

it put's me off buying there produts, most of these ads we hate,,,

Mal-Adjusted

TEAM ACTIMEL!!!

RVD420

Those creepy dancing Thunderbirds from the latest Diet Coke ad are annoying.

galwayrush

Go Comnpare................................AAGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

InkSlinger67

Imagine's Wi-Max advert with that caribbean-sounding tripe song. I'm pretty sure it would push a disgruntled customer over the edge

silvervixen84

Bonnie Tyler must be strapped for cash, cos she just destroyed her biggest hit to flog Mastercard.

elchupanebrey

Any ad that ends with "mmm Danone". It sickens me.

Feeky Magee

Global Home fu*king Improvements.

bossa_nova

that feckin kazoo sh1te on that vodafone add

blow69

Not sure if this has been mentioned.

There was this Coke Zero ad about six to twelve months ago where this guy stayed the night at his girlfriends apartment. Anyways her parents unexpectedly arrive at the door. So begins the mad dash for the boyfriend to get the fcuk out of dodge. Not before he takes a sip of Coke Zero however.

Then all of a sudden these helicopters swoop down and rescue him from the window edge. Now I get that part(well I don't but whatever) but then the helicoptors start bombing all these buildings in the background for absolutely no reason. It's like a Michael Bay movie.

The guy got out just in time.

WIZE

1.We - buy - any - car.com :mad:

2.New Magnum Gold Ad with Benicio Del Toro . I mean WTF. I liked you !:mad:

3.the 123.ie with Ivans Game Show:mad:

GalwayGuy92

I dont know how it avoided being mentioned but those ridiculous HB ads with the cows dancing/eating rasberries etc.??? I actually want to shoot those kids for being so flipping thick! I mean really? Are they trying to make people dumber than they already are?

Also one that annoyed me was the betty crocker(?) ad where the girl is making brownies or something and wont go to the sleepover because she's baking them! Does it now take 24 hours to bake a flippin cake using instant mix??? Gah!

Mal-Adjusted

I haven't actually seen them on tv, but they're always at the cinema before the film. those F*cking sh*te Lucozade ads where the guy is either tired or just a lazy ass, then he drinks the lucozade and he suddenly has parkinsons! WTF. I f*cking hate them!

also, Cilit bang. Bang... and i smashed your skull in with a 5 iron! take that, Barry Scott!

i have issues...

Standard Toaster

Those Stroke ads are seriously freaking me out!

Ahhhhh!!!!!

rubensni

I'm surprised nobody has mentioned this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AqoUI3SWjk

Painting, laughing for no reason, dopey expressions, stunning visuals: the ad is clearly for LSD, not mortgages.

Mal-Adjusted

rubensni wrote: »

I'm surprised nobody has mentioned this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AqoUI3SWjk

Painting, laughing for no reason, dopey expressions, stunning visuals: the ad is clearly for LSD, not mortgages.

lol, nobody in the history of history has had to make the choice between couch or curtains!

MissIT

123.ie just log on and save money.. ugh shut up

cailinardthair

the special k one! with the creepy muffin!!! why oh why scare us with a muffin!!

NoDice

IT'S CASH FOR GOLD!!! GO ONTO CASHFORGOLD.COM AND SEE ALL THE MONEY YOU CAN SAVE!!! WE NOW ACCEPT YOUR PLATINUM AND SILVER!!! WE HAVE A DOUBLE G GUARANTEE!! IF YOU CAN FIND A PRICE FOR YOUR GOLD WHICH BEATS OURS - - WE'LL DOUBLE IT!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:mad::mad::mad:

Foxhound38

It's not TV but I hate that Bord Gais ad that seems to be clogging up the radio waves:

"I see, my fella's no fool!" :mad:

Makes me want to put the cat in the microwave!

longshanks

we. buy. any. carrrs.
we. buy. any. carrrs.
we. buy. any. carrrs.
any. any. any. carrrs.
we. buy. any. carrrs.

the "slow down, expect the unexpected" ad where the crash at the roadside pins 2 teenagers to the wall.

that curly headed fuckin spar retard.

brian ordinary fella o driscoll popping in to the local credit union

Mal-Adjusted

longshanks wrote: »

that curly headed fuckin spar retard.

lol, a friend of mine shifted him in the Roisin last summer, lets just say he's a bit...odd.:eek:

Wagon

Mike Litoris wrote: »

Ah man...nothing, absolutely nothing tops that fcukin one for me right now.

Not even them tragic Barry's tea adverts top it

Oh jesus i forgot about that fúcking thing! Drink Barry's tea and you'll live on Craggy Island and spend all night awake listening to your daughter getting the box lamped off her by some sleazy frenchman.

DeVore

longshanks wrote: »

we. buy. any. carrrs.
we. buy. any. carrrs.
we. buy. any. carrrs.
any. any. any. carrrs.
we. buy. any. carrrs.

the "slow down, expect the unexpected" ad where the crash at the roadside pins 2 teenagers to the wall.

that curly headed fuckin spar retard.

brian ordinary fella o driscoll popping in to the local credit union

or anything to do with selling car insurance, buying gold, hair loss or just about any ad for any big irish "brand".

DeV.

Scarinae

I really really hated that Dairy Milk ad with the kids wriggling their eyebrows, I'm glad it's not on TV anymore

kiwi123

the rimmel ad for lipstick with georgia jagger!

Feel like screaming, love why are you using lipstick to highlight your giant mouth?!

Scarinae

silvervixen84 wrote: »

Bonnie Tyler must be strapped for cash, cos she just destroyed her biggest hit to flog Mastercard.

That's actually Bonnie Tyler? I thought it was some old hag dressed up like a bad imitation of her

dan de man

isa isa baby :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

consultech

George Hook's nabnabnabnabbery about Sky+.

"My grandkids can gaaaaaaamblllle on my knee".

gam·ble :
1. To engage in reckless or hazardous behavior.


What are you trying to tell us George?

OutlawPete

Seen an ad earlier that made me want to break my TV.

Some girl phones her Dad and a business meeting and says she' left her boyfriend.

She says: "I just wanted to be happy, is that so much to ask.." :rolleyes:

I wanted to torture both of them.