Ads that make you want to break your TV

Foxhound38

It's not TV but I hate that Bord Gais ad that seems to be clogging up the radio waves:

"I see, my fella's no fool!" :mad:

Makes me want to put the cat in the microwave!

longshanks

we. buy. any. carrrs.
we. buy. any. carrrs.
we. buy. any. carrrs.
any. any. any. carrrs.
we. buy. any. carrrs.

the "slow down, expect the unexpected" ad where the crash at the roadside pins 2 teenagers to the wall.

that curly headed fuckin spar retard.

brian ordinary fella o driscoll popping in to the local credit union

Mal-Adjusted

longshanks wrote: »

that curly headed fuckin spar retard.

lol, a friend of mine shifted him in the Roisin last summer, lets just say he's a bit...odd.:eek:

Wagon

Mike Litoris wrote: »

Ah man...nothing, absolutely nothing tops that fcukin one for me right now.

Not even them tragic Barry's tea adverts top it

Oh jesus i forgot about that fúcking thing! Drink Barry's tea and you'll live on Craggy Island and spend all night awake listening to your daughter getting the box lamped off her by some sleazy frenchman.

DeVore

longshanks wrote: »

we. buy. any. carrrs.
we. buy. any. carrrs.
we. buy. any. carrrs.
any. any. any. carrrs.
we. buy. any. carrrs.

the "slow down, expect the unexpected" ad where the crash at the roadside pins 2 teenagers to the wall.

that curly headed fuckin spar retard.

brian ordinary fella o driscoll popping in to the local credit union

or anything to do with selling car insurance, buying gold, hair loss or just about any ad for any big irish "brand".

DeV.

Scarinae

I really really hated that Dairy Milk ad with the kids wriggling their eyebrows, I'm glad it's not on TV anymore

kiwi123

the rimmel ad for lipstick with georgia jagger!

Feel like screaming, love why are you using lipstick to highlight your giant mouth?!

Scarinae

silvervixen84 wrote: »

Bonnie Tyler must be strapped for cash, cos she just destroyed her biggest hit to flog Mastercard.

That's actually Bonnie Tyler? I thought it was some old hag dressed up like a bad imitation of her

dan de man

isa isa baby :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

consultech

George Hook's nabnabnabnabbery about Sky+.

"My grandkids can gaaaaaaamblllle on my knee".

gam·ble :
1. To engage in reckless or hazardous behavior.


What are you trying to tell us George?

OutlawPete

Seen an ad earlier that made me want to break my TV.

Some girl phones her Dad and a business meeting and says she' left her boyfriend.

She says: "I just wanted to be happy, is that so much to ask.." :rolleyes:

I wanted to torture both of them.

Gunsfortoys

The pringles ads with Stringbean Crouch and the rest of the footballing retards. You would think the pricks have enough money.

augustus gloop

srry, i have not read all of this thread so i am sure it was mentioned before... but when that spa goes for a "cheeky bottle of volvic" i feel like giving him a belt of a shovel as he is doing him camp little run away, fkn ponse:mad:

augustus gloop

oh yea, and benidicto del toro sold his fcukin sole to the thespian devil in that twat ice cream ad

Barna77

Most Haunted wrote: »

2.New Magnum Gold Ad with Benicio Del Toro . I mean WTF. I liked you !:mad:

In need of cash?

hal9000

Any of those stupid bloody Aviva adds with Paul Whitehouse (what happened to you Paul, you used to be cool! ) and the Irish ads with that god awful song "let the sunshine" makes me want to put my foot in the tv or radio

Truley

Yogurts developed by 'scientists,' face creams with 'technology,' shampoos that claim to contain hand picked aloe vera when the ingredients list looks like a recipie for chemical weapons

Cookie33

Can't stand the cash for gold ads or the the beauty ads such as lipstick, mascara, foundation, anti wrinkle, hair etc

consultech

Those Trócaire ads.

There. I said it. You were all thinking it.

john-joe

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXiJBp7HK5o

:mad:

kiwi123

Those ridiculous herbal essence ads

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsfNXj9s-iY[

lilka

congrats to whoever started this topic, they got it right first time round...that cheeky volvic dude - thats gotta be the worse ever....this guy is a real person, can you imagine the stick he's getting from his friends if they still associate with him!

annie87

Autoglass repair....autoglass replace..shut up :mad:

Oh and the simpering that goes on between a grandmother and a granddaughter in this stupid maxwell house ad (somewhat paraphrased)
granddaughter: i went to a music festival, ruined my clothes by dancing in the mud. it was sooo fun, grams!
grandma: i went to music festival too…hendrix, 1967. we danced in the mud too but my clothes didn’t get ruined….because we weren’t wearing any!!
granddaughter: grams!
announcer: now THAT’s a maxwell house chat.

Grrrrrr

Kimia

Ben Dunne's ads. He sounds like a pompous creepy freak who should be beaten with his own arms. Shudder. I hate him! :mad:

PeterIanStaker

galwayrush wrote: »

Go Comnpare................................AAGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Urrggh I hate that guy. I'd like to punch him in the throat.

And I hate that kid (sorry if someone's already said it, I cant be arsed reading 17 pages) who "wants to do a poo at Paul's"

Nulty

Most Haunted wrote: »

1.We - buy - any - car.com :mad:

2.New Magnum Gold Ad with Benicio Del Toro . I mean WTF. I liked you !:mad:

3.the 123.ie with Ivans Game Show:mad:

Thats a great ad!

"Most Haun-ted,
you are dead,
for what you said,
in this thread!"

What a catchy tune....:D

Indubitable

augustus gloop wrote: »

srry, i have not read all of this thread so i am sure it was mentioned before... but when that spa goes for a "cheeky bottle of volvic" i feel like giving him a belt of a shovel as he is doing him camp little run away, fkn ponse:mad:

It was mentioned in the first post so how much did you read?

consultech

The song in the Tia Maria ad.

"Tya Marya... Mix." Grrr.

Noreen1

The credit expert one:

"Ice - from the sea of tranquility."
"That's on the moon"
"They know that!"

Go away - preferably to the sea of tranquility - on a one way ticket!:mad:


Noreen

Snowie

tampax adds

while Im eating my dinner...

its to late to switch off. :mad:

really annoys me :mad: