09/10 chant of the season

recylingbin

My vote goes to the fans of Shrewsbury who, after the death of wacko, celebrated their own Michael Jackson:

One Michael Jackson
one Michael Jackson
There used to be two
but now it's just you
walking in a jackson wonderland.


Top class.

pickarooney

Really? Even in junior infants I wouldn't expect that to be anything above middle of the class.

event

a lot of the best chants couldnt be posted here

recylingbin

pickarooney wrote: »

Really? Even in junior infants I wouldn't expect that to be anything above middle of the class.

Well, we'll see what you think next year when you're in that class.

M5

"Same ol' Terry, Always cheating"

/thread

Xavi6

recylingbin wrote: »

Well, we'll see what you think next year when you're in that class.

Worst. Comeback. Ever.

Time Magazine

Villa won Best Groundsman for this season. When Blues came to visit a few weeks ago, one section of the crowd were singing "Our groundsman's won more than you."

Similarly, the Reserves had lap of honour that day for winning their league. The crowd asked the Brum fans, "What's it like to see a trophy?" :pac:

GLaDOS

Nothing beats when there's a hilarious **** up, like Jason Byrnes free kick against Dundalk that went out for a throw, followed by "That's why we're champions"

oldyouth

From Derry fans to Wexford Youths owner Mick Wallace at Ferrycarrig Park a couple of weeks ago after they hammered us 5-1. To the tune of You're too good to be true'

"oh Micky Wallace you are the love of my life
oh Micky Wallace i'd let you shag my wife
oh Micky Wallace i want curly hair too"

Some Wexford fans happily joined in

That_Guy

You are a scouser
A smelly scouser
You're only happy on giro day
Your mum's a stealer
Your dad's a dealer
Please don't take my hubcaps away...

Sung by Spurs fans to Liverpool, to which they reply:

You've got Jermaine Defoe
We've got your Stereo...

mike65

“Thursday Nights, Channel Five"

The_Kew_Tour

"Don't blame it on the Biscan, don't blame it on the Hamann, don't blame it on the Finnan, blame it on Traore. He just can't, he just can't, he just can't control his feet."

Sung by Liverpool fans to the tune of 'Blame it on the Boogie' by the Jackson 5, after Djimi 'Wobbly Legs' Traore scored an own goal against Burnley in the FA Cup.

One my all time fav and not even pool fan

When you're sat in row Z, and the ball hits your head, that's Zamora, that's Zamora."

Sung to the tune of 'That's Amore'

Not the best of the year but still good ones from old

M5

adrian280582 wrote: »

"Don't blame it on the Biscan, don't blame it on the Hamann, don't blame it on the Finnan, blame it on Traore. He just can't, he just can't, he just can't control his feet."

Sung by Liverpool fans to the tune of 'Blame it on the Boogie' by the Jackson 5, after Djimi 'Wobbly Legs' Traore scored an own goal against Burnley in the FA Cup.

One my all time fav and not even pool fan

When you're sat in row Z, and the ball hits your head, that's Zamora, that's Zamora."

Sung to the tune of 'That's Amore'

Not the best of the year but still good ones from old

dont forget

when the ball hits the back of the Liverpool net its Traore

Sung to the tune of 'That's Amore' (again)

CoalBucket

Burnley Fans to the tune of the chelsea song Carefree

Chelsea wherever you may be
Don't leave your wife with John Terry
His Dad deals coke
And his Mum steals tea
He cried when he missed a penalty.

Lukker-

"You've been hit by, you've been struck by a Lee Cattermole"

-Sunderland fans singing to the tune of Smooth Criminal after a trademark cruncher from the Cattermole.

SDTimeout

" We've only got one song, ONE SONG. We've only got one song. "

DazMarz

This chant is sung about a certain Liverpool centre forward........

"He's half a girl, he's half a boy,
******, ******,
He looks just like a transvestite,
******, ******
He wears a frock,
He loves a c**k,
He sells his a**e on Albert Dock,
Jamie Carragher's bit on the side..."

Been around for a bit, in fairness, but still a firm fave of mine.

Chelsea fans usually sing:

"He's here, he's there,
He's every-fúcking-where,
Joey Cole, Joey Cole"

it has since been amended to:

"He's here, he's there,
He's shagging everywhere,
Ashley Cole, Ashley Cole!"

Sung to the Wigan fans yesterday:

"You're only here for the party,
Only here for the party,
Only heeeeeeeeere for the paaaaaaaaaaaarty,
You're only here for the party.":D

tony1kenobi

Burnley fans......five down against Man City.....

"We want six".

GLaDOS

DazMarz wrote: »

"He's here, he's there,
He's every-fúcking-where,
Joey Cole, Joey Cole"

Usually in the physio though...

tony1kenobi

ScienceNerd wrote: »

Usually in the physio though...

That's controversial......

Bolton fans....

"Wilshere doesn't rhyme with anything....la la la la la lalalala........"

DazMarz

ScienceNerd wrote: »

Usually in the physio though...

Or moping around on the wing, making a mess of simple passes and fluffing his lines usually.

BOHtox

que sera sera
what ever will be will be
you lock up your family
que sera sera.
Bohs fans aimed at red bull salzburg.

iregk

All the way to scotland,
all the way to scotland,
all the way to scotland
you never got the job.

Rovers fans to Pat Fenlon.

Pro. F

DazMarz wrote: »

This chant is sung about a certain Liverpool centre forward........

"He's half a girl, he's half a boy,
******, ******,
He looks just like a transvestite,
******, ******
He wears a frock,
He loves a c**k,
He sells his a**e on Albert Dock,
Jamie Carragher's bit on the side..."

Been around for a bit, in fairness, but still a firm fave of mine.

Homophobe much?

DazMarz

Pro. F wrote: »

Homophobe much?

I'm not homophobic, far from it actually, but I just found it an incredibly amusing chant from the stereotypically-homophobic Chelsea FC fans.

Soby

3 Years old but i had to post it for those you havent heard it :P

Gavin "shels"

Soby wrote: »

3 Years old but i had to post it for those you havent heard it :P

We paid for your club What a waste of our tax, We paid for your club , We paid for your club, We paid for your club, What a waste of our tax (along not sung would be a great chant to Sporting Fingal).

Soby

Gavin shels wrote: »

We paid for your club What a waste of our tax, We paid for your club , We paid for your club, We paid for your club, What a waste of our tax (along not sung would be a great chant to Sporting Fingal).

Brill