In The Playpen: Davidius

MavisDavis

Sinéad says:
Into the Playpen now steps C&H's international man of mystery.

Conor says:
A more solid guy you'll never find.

Sinéad says:
You mean like solid snake?

Conor says:
thatsthejoke.jpg

him.

Sinéad says:
> 3 tbh.

Conor says:
No. *mumbles* Take the lim x -> 3... Epsilon > 0...

Sinéad says:
Here it is, ladies and gentlemen, the moment you've all been waiting for. I give you the maths-lovin', vidja-game-playin', womanising bad-boy of the IRC: Davidius.

Conor says:
Oh ho ho!

Ginja Ninja

If you could change one thing what would it be?

Do you hate me asking that question?

What am the sky?

How are you?

Favourite class in Maths Science?

Favourite IRC nickname?

Did you like the intro?

So, MavisDavis, eh?

unknown13

What is arts like?

Bobalicious93

Who's Sinéad?

MavisDavis

Bobalicious93 wrote: »

Who's Sinéad?

That would be me.

degausserxo

Who decides who writes these things and who's gonna do mine?!

Also, what do your pockets contain?

jumpguy

On a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being most and 1 being least, how much do you hate your introduction post?

Things still going swimmingly with Mavis?

Your average day?

Favourite branch of maths?

Thing that annoys you most?

Greatest achievement?

Furthest you've ever travelled?

Best memory?

Best summer?

Strangest place you've ever slept?

What do you hope to do after 3rd level (a career...don't say "maths" :P)?

Just how did you get through that microwave corridor?

Otacon: A pain in the ass or a helpful asset?

Favourite passtime?

Social/international issues that you feel strongly about?

What is your secret to wooing women?

Ever broken a bone?

Do you drink (alcohol)?

Least favourite daily routine?

Favourite daily routine?

Luno

Are you as smart as you make out to be?

Do you like pie? If so what type (must be food)

Are you flattered by your amazing introduction?

Are my questions really stupid?

Bobalicious93

MavisDavis wrote: »

That would be me.

Ahem, are you in the playpen? :pac:

MavisDavis

Bobalicious93 wrote: »

Ahem, are you in the playpen? :pac:

It looked like you were confused by the opening post, tbh.

unknown13

MavisDavis wrote: »

It looked like you were confused by the opening post, tbh.

Or he is trying to be difficult

soccymonster

Me or deise? John or edward?
What would you order in a chinese?
Fave type of cheese?
Gaa, yay or nay?

And after a recent argument with a friend, opinion on the boy's name Iarla.

MavisDavis

Alright bbz?

Missing me loads?

Do you prefer Mavidius or just Davis?

Do you believe in love at first IRC?

Richard Cranium

I know you don't like any of the music I like by default, but what kind of music do you like?

How many people you know IRL know that you are on Boards?

Davidius

Ginja Ninja wrote: »

If you could change one thing what would it be?
Besides world peace, superpowers and that kind of craic? I'd make my voice deeper tbh. Your voice can never be too deep unless it is, because then it would be by definition.
Do you hate me asking that question?
No, it's a question that provokes great thought and some other nonsense like that.

What am the sky?
Reference get: "Even cavemen knew what fire was you dumbass"

How are you?
How I exist is through a series of physical interactions on a quantum level and maybe much much more. Also I'm tired.

Deleted User wrote: »

Favourite class in Maths Science?
How to Solve It was pretty interesting, and I quite like Math Modeling. Didn't think Numbers & Functions was too bad either.
Favourite IRC nickname?
Ho-ster is the best unofficial nickname ever. Then comes Q, lovable old Q.

Did you like the intro?
Could have used more explosions.

So, MavisDavis, eh?
She's a real MavisDavis alright.

unknown13 wrote: »

What is arts like?
I don't know but I'm going to guess it's all getting drunk and having people call you a waster.

Bobalicious93 wrote: »

Who's Sinéad?
Some chick.

degausserxo wrote: »

Who decides who writes these things and who's gonna do mine?!
I don't decide apparently. Blasted PlayPen starting sonsofa-D4RK_ONION is the go-to guy for PlayPen threads I hear and he'll definitely do it 100% of the time.

Also, what do your pockets contain?
Wallet, phone, calculator, pens, change.

.

seriousfizz

When are you going to answer a question? Nevermind...

If I was really good at maths, better than you say, and I created a really funny joke by posing a difficult yet solvable equation for you to answer, would you solve it and feel so overjoyed towards me that you'd go and post a real picture of yourself in C+H?

Jay P

Do you get annoyed that people don't know much more about you other than the fact you do maths?

What deodrant do you use?

What's your favourite writing implement?

Richard Cranium

Would you go slightly out of your way to avoid walking under a ladder?

jefreywithonef

Staedtler or Bic?

Ever receive a present that provoked the thought "Jeez, that's a bit shít"?

If you could be one C&Her for a day who would you be?

Pygmalion

You want MavisDavis.
Confirm/Deny?

phlegms

Would you ever punch a panda?

Davidius

jumpguy wrote: »

On a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being most and 1 being least, how much do you hate your introduction post?
5.5

Things still going swimmingly with Mavis?
Of course not. This PlayPen thread was posted out of the purest forms of e-hatred.

Your average day?
Sleep in, [eat breakfast and go to college/sleep in more], sit around bored out of my skull despite having work to do, browse internet, have sex with many beautiful women, go to bed.

Favourite branch of maths?
I like an awful lot of it in fairness so I can't really choose. I do however hate statistics but that's not really maths. I have many more topics to cover before I can find something I really like.

Thing that annoys you most?
When I make small arithmetic errors and **** up the entire question.

Greatest achievement?
I thought getting the 6th year Physics award was fairly cool but they had to give it somebody. Now that you mention it, I haven't done a whole lot. Thanks a lot jumpguy, you and your questions have made me feel lazy. I hope you're happy except not really.

I also like how I got my course without really trying but then again hardly anybody chooses it. :P

Furthest you've ever travelled?
Taking the obvious assumptions as what is meant in terms of positions and such, Poland. And Xen, it was a lab experiment etc..

Best memory?
I haven't really had a chance to try out much of the RAM on the market in a gaming rig b-Oh you mean in that weird human sense. Good question, I'm going to go with trading Pokémon on Christmas Day or going down giant water slides when I was 3 or something.

Best summer?
The summer of 1991 if you're taking summer to be mid June to mid September. Sure I was born then. Second place was the summer after 6th class because I actually did something.

Strangest place you've ever slept?
Shed.

What do you hope to do after 3rd level (a career...don't say "maths" :P)?
Maths.



Oh OK. I'm not really sure, I think I'd like to go on to do a Masters at the least. Obviously I'll be the best astronaut ever after that. I haven't a fecking clue.

Just how did you get through that microwave corridor?
I didn't. SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE

Otacon: A pain in the ass or a helpful asset?
Complains a lot but a valued comrade.

Favourite passtime?
Doodling, vidja games, getting women. I need to find more hobbies though, thinking of taking up astronomy over the summer. Sometimes I go walking around the mountains because I've nothing better to do.

Social/international issues that you feel strongly about?
I don't feel particularly strongly about anything, never really think about it. I suppose abortion's not something I'm too keen on.

What is your secret to wooing women?
Ignore and belittle them [token response], it's the key to any woman's heart. It also helps if you're me because I'm deadly.

Ever broken a bone?
Nope.

Do you drink (alcohol)?
Nope, I'm too cool.

Least favourite daily routine?
Waiting at the bus.

Favourite daily routine?
Pestering people.

God dammit jumpguy.

Does Science hold the answer to everything?

Postgrad in Statistics or an Arts subject - which would be more appealing to you?

Favourite food?

if(davidius.reads_much()):
    print davidius.favourite_book, davidius.favourite_author
else:
    print "Pffft."

Fad

On a scale of one to ten, how much do you miss Michelle from our programming group?

How much do you hate the game X's and O's?

Pygmalion

Deleted User wrote: »

if(davidius.reads_much()):
    print davidius.favourite_book, davidius.favourite_author
else:
    print "Pffft."

How much better is the following.

if (davidius.readsMuch()):
    book = davidius.getFavBook()
    print(book.getTitle(), book.getAuthor())
else:
    print("Pffft.", file=sys.stderr)

Davidius

M&S* wrote: »

Are you as smart as you make out to be?
I never made myself out to be smart, I think I'm as dumb as something that is also really dumb. Thanks for the compliment.

Do you like pie? If so what type (must be food)
I like pi and pie. 3.141592 Apple tbh.

Are you flattered by your amazing introduction?
5.5 flattered.

Are my questions really stupid?
There are no stupid questions. Unless you're asking "What is fire?"

soccymonster wrote: »

Me or deise?
You, until deise asks the same question. In that case it's her.
John or edward?
What is this I don't even
What would you order in a chinese?
Rice with egg and shrimp etc. Yeeeeaaah!
Fave type of cheese?
There are types of cheese!?
Gaa, yay or nay?
Meh

And after a recent argument with a friend, opinion on the boy's name Iarla.
I don't even know how to say that, calling a child that is an act of cruelty.

MavisDavis wrote: »

Alright bbz?
nt bd how r u bbz?????

Missing me loads?
who da fuk is dis n e way??

Do you prefer Mavidius or just Davis?
What has science done!?

Do you believe in love at first IRC?
No.

Richard Cranium wrote: »

I know you don't like any of the music I like by default, but what kind of music do you like?
I generally don't mind listening to anything that doesn't have some whining eejit singing. Never the bands you like of course.

How many people you know IRL know that you are on Boards?
Good question. Maybe there are people I know here that I've been completely unaware of. I'm going to guess 2 or 3. (I don't include family in that because they're always stalking me obviously.)

#3

Davidius

seriousfizz wrote: »

When are you going to answer a question? Nevermind...

If I was really good at maths, better than you say, and I created a really funny joke by posing a difficult yet solvable equation for you to answer, would you solve it and feel so overjoyed towards me that you'd go and post a real picture of yourself in C+H?
No, never ever ever.

Jay P wrote: »

Do you get annoyed that people don't know much more about you other than the fact you do maths?
No, there's not much else to know after all :pac:

What deodrant do you use?
Yes, deodorant, I use that. Whatever I can steal from my brother

What's your favourite writing implement?
A pen?

Richard Cranium wrote: »

Would you go slightly out of your way to avoid walking under a ladder?
If it looked like the kind of ladder where at any moment something would clunk me on the head from above then yes.

Monzo wrote: »

Staedtler or Bic?
Bic are mostly useless in my experience.

Ever receive a present that provoked the thought "Jeez, that's a bit shít"?
Yes. A box with a brick in it.

If you could be one C&Her for a day who would you be?
Pygmalion, just for the beard. I do see the appeal in being able to Monzo now that I think about it.

Pygmalion wrote: »

You want MavisDavis.
Confirm/Deny?
I deny such a claim.

phlegms wrote: »

Would you ever punch a panda?
Who hasn't?

I'm supposed to be studying lolololol.

jefreywithonef

Fave type of cheese?
There are types of cheese!?

Ha this made me laugh. Cheese tastes all the same to me. (Bland and unnecessary.)

Do you get annoyed that people don't know much more about you other than the fact you do maths?
No, there's not much else to know after all :pac:

Is that the first time you've ever used a smiley? :eek:

Davidius

Deleted User wrote: »

Does Science hold the answer to everything?
Yes, no? I don't know.

Postgrad in Statistics or an Arts subject - which would be more appealing to you?
It depends really. I'd probably do stats over almost every arts subject, maybe with the exception of history.

Favourite food?
Does Coca-Cola count as food? If not that, it'd probably be steak or ham burgers. Don't get either often enough.

if(davidius.reads_much()):
    print davidius.favourite_book, davidius.favourite_author
else:
    print "Pffft."

Pffft.

Fad wrote: »

On a scale of one to ten, how much do you miss Michelle from our programming group?
Uh, 1 I suppose. I talked to her maybe two times in total, hard to grow attached to somebody with that much contact. :P

How much do you hate the game X's and O's?
Great craic when you're not playing it on a computer. Loses all of its appeal then. In fact it becomes that relative you don't really want to talk to but sort of have to.

Pygmalion wrote: »

How much better is the following.

if (davidius.readsMuch()):
    book = davidius.getFavBook()
    print(book.getTitle(), book.getAuthor())
else:
    print("Pffft.", file=sys.stderr)

Some delta > 0 better I suppose.

Monzo wrote: »

Ha this made me laugh. Cheese tastes all the same to me. (Bland and unnecessary.)
'tis true.

Is that the first time you've ever used a smiley? :eek:
I used to use :pac: all the time back in the day, before the face of history was changed forever.

And thus concludes another exciting instalment of "Should be Studying III: The Rise of Procrastor".

D4RK ONION

This is my favourite playpen of all time.

Will you marry me?

If not, how would you feel if I posted THE picture of you on boards?

So, again, will you marry me?

What if I dressed up as Gordon Freeman?

Pshh, most of these sad cases probably don't even know who Gordon Freeman is... am... ?

Konata

Why can you not use the following symbol: ? Are you allergic to it? Is it some sort of a phobia? A mental illness perhaps?

Why do you disagree with EVERYTHING I say and belittle me so frequently (it hurts mawn )?

The moment you showed us a PROPER picture of yourself should go down in history tbh. What inspired such an unexpected and astounding gesture?

Post it in the intro's thread pwease?

If not, can I post it in the intro's thread?

Why are you even here??

jumpguy

Hotaru wrote: »

Why do you disagree with EVERYTHING I say and belittle me so frequently (it hurts mawn )?

That question has been answered:

What is your secret to wooing women?
Ignore and belittle them [token response], it's the key to any woman's heart. It also helps if you're me because I'm deadly.

How are you not woo-ed?!?! :P

Konata

jumpguy wrote: »

That question has been answered:

How are you not woo-ed?!?! :P

I'll admit, I'm pretty in love with Davidius.

Will you go out me David?

MavisDavis

Hotaru wrote: »

I'll admit, I'm pretty in love with Davidius.

Will you go out me David?

What part of "back off" is hard to understand, woman??

Onion needs to back off too..

:P

PS. You have a photo of him? Like, seriously? :L

PPS. Davidius' answers are so full of win. I lol'd at them.

Konata

I think everyone wants a piece of him really.

Davidius, would you be up for whoring yourself around? Then we can all "get our bit".

D4RK ONION

MavisDavis wrote: »

What part of "back off" is hard to understand, woman??

Onion needs to back off too..

:P

PS. You have a photo of him? Like, seriously? :L

Handbags at dawn! Yeah, we have a photo of him. I guess he just doesn't like you as much as he likes us

MavisDavis

D4RK ONION wrote: »

Handbags at dawn! Yeah, we have a photo of him. I guess he just doesn't like you as much as he likes us

I'm was born in Essex. You've been warned, pal.. :pac:

That was just cold, man. Cold..

KnifeWRENCH

Davidius: Does it piss you off that everyone is hijacking your playpen thread with their own conversations in an attempt to bathe in the glory of your sheer awesomeness?

Are you egotistical enough to believe people want to bathe in the glory of your sheer awesomeness?

Are you deluded enough to believe you actually have sheer awesomeness?

If f(x) represents your level of sheer awesomeness, what is lim (as x->∞) of f(x)?

almostnever

Davidius, you are hilarious.

Anyway, my usual questions:

What's the best piece of advice you were ever given?

Best compliment you've ever received?

5 things you like about yourself?

Languages you'd love to learn to speak?

Any fears/phobias?

Any interest in politics?

Are you ticklish?

What do you do when you need cheering up?

Pet peeves?

Guilty pleasures?

Bottled water,yay or nay?

Proudest achievements?

Best "mistake" you've ever made?

What inspires you?

How would your friends describe you?

Do you dream in colour?

soccymonster

Favourite shakespearean play? What colour power ranger were you always? (we all had a colour, don't deny it!)
favorite disney movie?

MavisDavis

Is it true that you're more robot than man?

Superman, Spiderman or Batman?

Name five of your favourite things, stuff that floats your boat!:b

How big is your head after seeing all the Davidius-love in this thread (in mm)?

How annoyed are you about having to answer all these people's questions?

lou91

Favourite maths-related joke?

Davidius

D4RK ONION wrote: »

This is my favourite playpen of all time.
That's nice.
Will you marry me?
r u a grl??

If not, how would you feel if I posted THE picture of you on boards?
I wouldn't like you to do that at all.

So, again, will you marry me?
r u a grl??
What if I dressed up as Gordon Freeman?

Pshh, most of these sad cases probably don't even know who Gordon Freeman is... am... ?
It's like they live under a rock, know what I'm saying?

Hotaru wrote: »

Why can you not use the following symbol: ? Are you allergic to it? Is it some sort of a phobia? A mental illness perhaps?
I use less than 3 a good bit when I'm doing the old bit of maths but I'm not sure why you have an obsession with all the numbers < 3. You don't even define the set.

Why do you disagree with EVERYTHING I say and belittle me so frequently (it hurts mawn )?
See jumpguy's response.

The moment you showed us a PROPER picture of yourself should go down in history tbh. What inspired such an unexpected and astounding gesture?
He threatened to ban me if I didn't post a real picture.

Post it in the intro's thread pwease?
You mean the pictures thread? I think I'll do the opposite of that and not post it there. Just to be different y'know?

If not, can I post it in the intro's thread?
No.

Why are you even here??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3mcAOWhLcU

Embedding disabled, sad face.

I'll admit, I'm pretty in love with Davidius.
//Aren't we all?

Will you go out me David?
But you is old. (I should have said "lol ur a lesbian" here really, get it? Hurr hurr)

Hotaru wrote: »

I think everyone wants a piece of him really.
True dat.

Davidius, would you be up for whoring yourself around? Then we can all "get our bit".
Ah you know how whoring yourself out is though, first it's just to pay your way through college but demand sky-rockets and you just can't get away from it.

KnifeWRENCH wrote: »

Davidius: Does it piss you off that everyone is hijacking your playpen thread with their own conversations in an attempt to bathe in the glory of your sheer awesomeness?
No of course not. It'd be selfish of me to horde it all.

Are you egotistical enough to believe people want to bathe in the glory of your sheer awesomeness?
Yes but that doesn't mean it's not true.

Are you deluded enough to believe you actually have sheer awesomeness?
I only read the last 5 words there and I must say I agree.

If f(x) represents your level of sheer awesomeness, what is lim (as x->∞) of f(x)?
3. I mean, no limit exists. Yes.

Will answer more questions.

Davidius

almostnever wrote: »

Davidius, you are hilarious.
Everybody keeps saying that. Isn't it obvious that I'm 100% dead serious 110% of the time?

Anyway, my usual questions:

What's the best piece of advice you were ever given?
"Just ****ing do it and shut up about it." It's surprisingly sound advice for when you're putting off work etc. Not that I always heed it. :pac:

Best compliment you've ever received?
Good question. Among my best would be "Jaysus you're clever", "You're actually pretty cool" and "You don't smell like fish".

5 things you like about yourself?
I'm not very emotional. I can do me sums. I like to think I'm rational. I'm cool and uh, I don't gain weight easily I suppose.

Languages you'd love to learn to speak?
Oh you know. C, C++, PHP, Assembly and sure anything that's remotely useful. I suppose I should throw in the old Irish and German for good measure.

Any fears/phobias?
Can't think of any. doesnt afraid of anything.

Any interest in politics?
Politics gets in the way of progress. By which I mean it'd be better if we all just did what I said.

Are you ticklish?
A bit.

What do you do when you need cheering up?
Pet a kitty. Of course I never need cheering up what with me being so damn manly but I would most certainly pet a kitty if I somehow did.

Pet peeves?
The word 'bloke' in an Irish accent and when people go "Durr I'm an atheist" as if almost everybody else they know isn't.

Guilty pleasures?
Killing bears....and Pokémon but that I shouldn't have to hide that.

Bottled water,yay or nay?
If you're away from somewhere without potable tap water then it's a bit important. Like say you were trapped on the desert planet that is Tatooine Desertune and the Emperor PalpAchetwoohwithheldran has stolen the galaxy's resevoir with teleportation technology.

Proudest achievements?
Catching all 151 Pokémon in Blue & Yellow

Best "mistake" you've ever made?
I don't make mistakes, only rapid changes in judgement. Possibly allowing my photo to be taken.

What inspires you?
Just general positive thinking. Sometimes I rotate pi/2 radians and get a bit of imagination.

How would your friends describe you?
"A pest".

Do you dream in colour?
I think so.

soccymonster wrote: »

Favourite shakespearean play?
I've only covered two of them as far as I know. I'm going to go with Macbeth because he's some whiney jerk gets all knife-to-face'd. Also because Lady Macbeth mentioned her tits and I man-giggled

What colour power ranger were you always? (we all had a colour, don't deny it!)
I didn't watch Power Rangers. I doubt they'd pass for even everyday mountain rangers myself.

favorite disney movie?
Toy Story was Disney, yes?

MavisDavis wrote: »

Is it true that you're more robot than man?
What's important is that we get the knowledge economy moving, going forward we will have no time for such speculation.

Superman, Spiderman or Batman?
I suppose being Superman would be deadly. Being Batman would make you a complete badass or some brooding closet case depending on the interpretation, but naturally I'd be the badass version. It's a tough call but Superman's parents are still alive, on the other hand he's kind of a dick:


Nobody cares about that whingebag Spiderjerk.

Name five of your favourite things, stuff that floats your boat!:b
Mathematics, vidga games, sleeping, internet browsing, Coca-Cola.

How big is your head after seeing all the Davidius-love in this thread (in mm)?
You can see it from space if you get a really, really powerful telescope and add all kind of compensation and etc.

How annoyed are you about having to answer all these people's questions?
WASTING TIME FTW! CAPS!

RandomUserName! wrote: »

Favourite maths-related joke?
"The number you have dialled is imaginary, please rotate your phone by 90 degrees and try again."

These take longer to answer than I thought.

All 151 Pokemon in Blue and Yellow?

Do you mean you got Mew or Missingno.?

How many Pokemon did you catch in Gold/Silver?

AllInOne

When did you first discover your love of maths?

Do you like (like ) anyone on boards? If so, who? (G'wan you can tell me, g'wan...)

Do you drink tea?

What's your twin doing with himself this year?

What's your twins name?

Do you get on with your twin?

Tell me more about your twin.

Do you have any other siblings besides from your awesome twin?

jumpguy

Do you take an interest in international affairs?

Do you consider maths a form of art, not in the traditional sense?

Have you ever considered womens' rights, even for a moment?

Do you think this play-pen has inflated your ego so much you may not be able to fit into the IRC? :P

If you had to play any sport, what sport would that be?

Favourite vidja game ever?

What do you spend most money on?

Greatest, most life-changing event/period of your life?

Any questions asked so far that you would rather not have been asked (in the play-pen as a whole, and not "all of them" :P)?

Are you a future-thinker, a past-dweller or do you live completely in the present, taking things one day at a time?

What were you doing in Poland?

Aspect of society that annoys you most?

Richard Cranium

Taking into account Fitzgerald-Lorentz Contractions, time dilation and all the rest, just how long is a piece of string?

Davidius

Deleted User wrote: »

All 151 Pokemon in Blue and Yellow?
All 151 official Pokémon of course.

Do you mean you got Mew or Missingno.?
Well I meant the official Pokémon so obviously I mean Missingno. All the other Missingno. variants and Mew are all glitch Pokémon, especially Mew. Strength on truck and what not.

How many Pokemon did you catch in Gold/Silver?
250, eventually. There is no Celebi because it existing would imply I'd lost in some way and I never lose. It's Homer fault. At least tell me your plan for world domination.

AllInOne wrote: »

When did you first discover your love of maths?
6th class, then I forgot about it until the end of 2nd year.

Do you like (like ) anyone on boards? If so, who? (G'wan you can tell me, g'wan...)
I don't have any opinion on anybody here, I'm quite apathetic toward everybody. I don't dislike any of you, isn't that good enough!?

And no I don't like the smiley, think it looks like a dodgy character altogether.

Do you drink tea?
Tea is for the weak. It tastes like fecking milk-water and I bet it was the source of the Spanish Flu.

What's your twin doing with himself this year?
Being a jerk.

What's your twins name?
Some jerk.

Do you get on with your twin?
Ah sure he's great craic.

Tell me more about your twin.
Well he's not nearly as much of a badass as me. Doesn't like cool things like maths. Basically he's not me and thus forgettable.

Do you have any other siblings besides from your awesome twin?
I have 4 other siblings, ja. Terribly boring people. Stupid heads on them, they're definitely not reading this. Nope, not a hope.

jumpguy wrote: »

Do you take an interest in international affairs?
International affairs from decades ago, today's stuff is badly written.

Do you consider maths a form of art, not in the traditional sense?
Art doesn't sound 'cool' so I'm calling it a science. A very beautiful science that could kick your ass.

Have you ever considered womens' rights, even for a moment?
Why would one even consider such nonsense? There's nothing logical and rational in that sex, why should we be so bold as to give them rights? Next you'll be wanting to let them work outside of the home. I'll hear no more of this "women's rights" business.

Do you think this play-pen has inflated your ego so much you may not be able to fit into the IRC? :P
My ego spans ten dimensions.

If you had to play any sport, what sport would that be?
I don't mind playing sport so I'll say any sport where I don't get completely crushed have to nearly kill people. Also no sport that involves me relying on others.

Favourite vidja game ever?
Now this is a mighty fine question. I'm going to go with

This game is perfection in itself.
For seriously, Zelda: ALttP. Great craic; disagree and you're wrong.

What do you spend most money on?
Food, transport, paying off one of my workers to keep secret all the stuff I use from my company in my campaign against crime.

Greatest, most life-changing event/period of your life?
Being born or that day I talked to a girl which led me on a long path of womanising and hard drugs (Coca-Cola, Cabbage and Hamburgers).

Any questions asked so far that you would rather not have been asked (in the play-pen as a whole, and not "all of them" :P)?
The one about what I'd do if my house was burning and ****.

Are you a future-thinker, a past-dweller or do you live completely in the present, taking things one day at a time?
I like the present because it's a homonym for those things you get at Christmas and for your birthday. I like receiving presents so the present must be my favourite through a series of logical deductions. (This proof is trivial)

What were you doing in Poland?
5th Year History trip to go see the camps at Auschwitz and Birkenau. 'twas interesting but I can barely remember it. The next year loads of students signed up for LC History because they thought they'd get a trip out of it but they didn't.


Aspect of society that annoys you most?
Just the fact that people are generally greedy and self-interested. I think we'd be a lot better off if we spent time doing what I say without question from this point on.

Richard Cranium wrote: »

Taking into account Fitzgerald-Lorentz Contractions, time dilation and all the rest, just how long is a piece of string?
[LaTeX]\frac{L_0}{\gamma}[/LaTeX]

Moar question tbbqh

Konata

What's your kitteh's name?

Do you just pretend to not click on any of my links in the IRC when what you're really doing is clicking on them, loving them, bookmarking them and just attempting to keep it a secret for fear of ruining your "badass" image?

Cats or dogs?
Coke or the internet?
Video games or Maths?
Heroin or cocaine?
Meth or crack?
Speed or acid?
Red or Blue?
HeartGold or SoulSilver?
Sailor Moon or Sailor Saturn?
Sailor Lead Crow or Sailor Aluminium Siren?

Where in the world would you love to live?

Do you see yourself ever getting married?

Do you see yourself having kids?

Can I be a godparent to one of your kids?

Or a bridesmaid at your wedding maybe?