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What would you do, Facebook friend request..

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    #32
    Gillington
    Registered Users Posts: 3,555 ✭✭✭Gillington


    Accept,then have a good aul gawk at the pics that reveal the most bewbage and fiddle around with your mister,then block her as a friend.

    At least you'll get closure.


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    #33
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    holy guacamole wrote: »
    You're a bloke so any situation where there is even the remotest possibility of sex should be seized upon with immediate haste.

    All you've got to lose is your virginity and everyone knows that virginified people are thunderous bores.
    FYP


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    #34
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 1,427 ✭ [Deleted User]


    El Weirdo wrote: »
    FYP

    Lol virginified.


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    #35
    dkdavey67
    Closed Accounts Posts: 39 ✭dkdavey67


    start your first facebook comment to her as " remember that time I was giving you an almighty clatter f*ck and I went and got myself stuck down the side of the bed " ..... then gauge her reaction


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    #36
    FearDark
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    dkdavey67 wrote: »
    start your first facebook comment to her as " remember that time I was giving you an almighty clatter f*ck and I went and got myself stuck down the side of the bed " ..... then gauge her reaction

    I dont know how I would post that as subtle as you just did there.


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    #37
    Deus Ex Machina
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,556 ✭✭✭Deus Ex Machina


    FearDark wrote: »
    Another facebook thread I'm afraid! Just got a "friend request" from a girl I havn't seen in years, last time I saw her I was pretty drunk, infact I was bearly able to stand. Still, that didn't stop me from attempting to get my Nat King Cole with her.

    Chatting to her in the pub, talking bollocks most of the night, anyway end up back at hers, nice huh... Anyway things started getting hot and steamy up in the bedroom, two of us naked, skin on skin, ooooh yeah, its all goin great. So we start to play hide the sausage and midway through (about 30 seconds in) I fall off the end of the bed and get wedged upsidedown stuck between the end of the bed and the wall/radiator, and I mean completely wedged. I could not move. I was stuck.

    As I was totally wasted I kind of, well... just stayed there for a while. When I got myself out after a few minutes she had dissappeared into another bedroom. The realisation of what had happened just sank in with me, I popped my head around the door and just said "G'nite... uhh sorry" and I stumbled off down the stairs, hoping that I would never see or hear from this girl ever again.

    So a few minutes ago I just got a friend request, do I accept? What are the pros/cons of this situation?

    Awful thread.


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    #38
    MightyMighty737
    Registered Users Posts: 338 ✭✭MightyMighty737


    You sir, are a hero. Gave me a good laugh! :D

    Accept it for the craic, see where it gets ya. Only need to worry about her showing you to her friends if you have any mutual contacts on FB. If not, it's your duty to try and get the sex.


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    #39
    FearDark
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    Deus Ex Machina wrote: »
    Awful thread.

    Your threads are just FACINATING!!

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/search.php?searchid=12058721


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    #40
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Deus Ex Machina wrote: »
    Awful thread.

    Just ignore it so, each to their own.;)


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    #41
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 1,427 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Deus Ex Machina wrote: »
    Awful thread.

    This thread has potential for awesomeness. Who's to say that it mightn't be the next "I think my grinds teacher fancies me" ? You'll look silly then!









    Or it will drift into obscurity and I will look silly.


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    #42
    opinion guy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,001 ✭✭✭✭opinion guy


    FearDark wrote: »
    Anyway, Is she hot? I'd describe her as meh... Not fantastic, but not a lagoon creature either.

    I distinctly remember the lagoon creature was a hot naked chick in that documentary I saw.....what was it called again....oh yeah.... Blue Lagoon...


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    #43
    dkdavey67
    Closed Accounts Posts: 39 ✭dkdavey67


    FearDark wrote: »
    I dont know how I would post that as subtle as you just did there.

    well if you wanted to bring some class to that hazy evening of clatter f*ucking you could just insert " romancing the stone " instead of clatter f*uck. " remembar that time we were romancing the stone and i got stuck...etc " women love michael douglas themed inuendo.


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    #44
    quicklickpaddy
    Registered Users Posts: 888 ✭✭✭quicklickpaddy


    This is a brilliant thread...

    Please explain how the f*ck you managed to fall off the bed and get stuck? I can't really imagine how it happened... Most plausible explanation is probably a wary knee off the side of the bed and falling down to the side? But you said "end of the bed"... So, maybe I'm missing something very obvious here and I can't see it but I'm hoping it was more of a dramatic incident, maybe going doggy, trying something exotic and somehow managing to flip yourself over the girl and off the end of the bed upsidedown.

    Genuine question by the way.


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    #45
    cian1500ww
    Registered Users Posts: 2,904 ✭✭✭cian1500ww


    FearDark wrote: »
    ...So we start to play hide the sausage...
    I lol'd :P


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    #46
    pikachucheeks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,488 ✭✭✭pikachucheeks


    You have to wonder why she's so desperate for facebook friends if she's adding the rubbish drunken one night stand she had a few months ago! :pac:


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    #47
    Deus Ex Machina
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,556 ✭✭✭Deus Ex Machina


    Deleted User wrote: »
    This thread has potential for awesomeness. Who's to say that it mightn't be the next "I think my grinds teacher fancies me" ? You'll look silly then!









    Or it will drift into obscurity and I will look silly.

    Nope, either way I was expressing my opinion, which is impervious to those of the populace.


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    #48
    PrettyBoy
    Registered Users Posts: 4,213 ✭✭✭PrettyBoy


    Accept her man, story is pretty damn funny, you two can look back and laugh.


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    #49
    [Deleted User]
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    PrettyBoy wrote: »
    Accept her man, story is pretty damn funny, you two can look back and laugh.

    Definately..


    Anyway, im of to have a look at "I think my grinds teacher fancies me"..
    Cant wait...have a feelin tis gonna be good..


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    #50
    CK75
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43 ✭CK75


    just had a friend request myself from someone I dont like and I dont think she is too fond of me either..... I accepted the friend request sure its only Facebook - bit of a laugh. Some people collect friends like stamps though! a friend request on facebook is not like a friend request in real life its all just cyber friendship I suppose!


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    #51
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    CK75 wrote: »
    a friend request on facebook is not like a friend request in real life

    Do people request your friendship in real life?...you must rock..


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    #52
    FearDark
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    pikachucheeks wrote: »
    You have to wonder why she's so desperate for facebook friends if she's adding the rubbish drunken one night stand she had a few months ago! :pac:

    Hey! It wasn't rubbish, Im always deeeeeaaadly!


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    #53
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    FearDark wrote: »
    So we start to play hide the sausage and midway through (about 30 seconds in)

    You can only last a minute, huh?


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    #54
    shakencat
    Registered Users Posts: 2,589 ✭✭✭shakencat


    i think i have smiled through out the whole thread :pac:

    and i thought falling out of the shower and krackin your head off the toilet was bad!


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    #55
    FearDark
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    Leyla Short Fog wrote: »
    You can only last a minute, huh?

    Congratulations. You spotted a funny. An intentional funny. Well done you.


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    #56
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    FearDark wrote: »
    Congratulations. You spotted a funny. An intentional funny. Well done you.

    Thank you. :cool:


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    #57
    FearDark
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    quicklickpaddy wrote: »
    This is a brilliant thread...

    Please explain how the f*ck you managed to fall off the bed and get stuck? I can't really imagine how it happened... Most plausible explanation is probably a wary knee off the side of the bed and falling down to the side? But you said "end of the bed"... So, maybe I'm missing something very obvious here and I can't see it but I'm hoping it was more of a dramatic incident, maybe going doggy, trying something exotic and somehow managing to flip yourself over the girl and off the end of the bed upsidedown.

    Genuine question by the way.
    This.


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    #58
    shakencat
    Registered Users Posts: 2,589 ✭✭✭shakencat


    FearDark wrote: »
    This.



    hahaha i had total diff images..

    that jus made me giggle even more!

    i thought you were like.. head and knees bent!(like over extended sitting!)

    not straight!


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    #59
    Barna77
    Registered Users Posts: 3,272 ✭✭✭Barna77


    FearDark wrote: »
    This.
    Brilliant :D

    1) Add her
    2) Get your bit -staying away from the edge for safety reasons
    3) Delete her, unless the pair of you are made for each other and want to live together in one of those empty housing estates.

    :rolleyes:


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    #60
    DonJose
    Registered Users Posts: 3,470 ✭✭✭DonJose


    FearDark wrote: »
    This.

    Nice rack, no need for me to visit youporn today :cool:


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    #61
    jd007
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,094 ✭✭✭jd007


    FearDark wrote: »
    This.

    Cut those sideburns!


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