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My Life

  • 12-05-2010 2:14pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭


    As I type these words I sit on top of a toilet. Not just any toilet... MY toilet. ...and as I type these words, I look back on my life and wonder how I got to be here, not on the toilet, but my present life situation.

    I guess it all started waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay back when I was a young pup *my true form* I realised, I have to do something with my life.

    So off I set. On a quest, to become the best darn thing I could be. I joined a heavy metal band. We toured, had several top 40 records, spoke to Casey Kasem via the telphone.. Life was good. Strippers, booze and money. But I got to caught up in "The Life". I got kicked out of the band due to alcoholism. So I thought, ok.... NEW ENDEAVOUR!

    So, I wrote a book about a code. I can't rememe the name of it, Da Vancin code... whatever. It sold millions, made two films, cause numerous controversies. Being a novelist didn't have many upside thought. I had to get up early.>!!!!!! GRRR :mad: ANGRY FACE!! No wait... TWO angry faces and a canadian! :mad::mad::pac:...

    My life was lavish. I partied with ex US Presidents, slept with over 1000 bitches (Surprisingly only 4 had a litter), I drank, I hoarded around, I bumped into Tar in tesco once (Best day ever), I sold property (not all of it mine).... The life was catching up with me. SO I decided I need another new path.

    Then I joined an internet chat forum thing. It was discovered by a shampoo bottle one day. Anyway, I galavanted my was through many a forum of this site, posting, flirting, chatting, laffffffing, till I found a forum. Not just any forum, the bestestestest darn forum a puppy had ever seen! A place which I would eventually call Home!

    I posted random ****, I got angry, I laffed, I made friends in the form of Sarky, Cyberwolf, Deki, JoesGirls, sNarah, Toasty, Fozzle and many more.... I eventually learned how to spell Laugh. I ran for THE ELECTION against myself and won (yay:):)). I have a team of loyal helpers and top staff... I also have my enemies :mad:! I continue to post crap and have fun...

    Now, I'm sitting on a toilet in Dublin, typing my life story thinking "where my life goes, nobody knows, but I ain't gonna step in my way for sure"

    Destiny is what you make it..... and hamsters ROCK!!!

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    Kind Regards,

    Fago

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Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Boobies.

    *nods sagely*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 110 ✭✭JiggleBilly


    *jiggles*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,094 ✭✭✭jd007


    Sarky wrote: »
    Boobies.

    *nods sagely*

    (.) (.)

    Indeed.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,952 ✭✭✭Lando Griffin


    Fago! wrote: »
    As I type these words I sit on top of a toilet. Not just any toilet... MY toilet. ...and as I type these words, I look back on my life and wonder how I got to be here, not on the toilet, but my present life situation.

    Your life is flushing before you!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Your life is flashing before you!

    I think you made a mistake. I fixed it though!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Did you get a puppy?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    I like puppies! Can I come over to pet it, while we sit outside on the swings on the porch and reminence about your life?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 695 ✭✭✭Lord ButterSlip




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    sNarah wrote: »
    I like puppies! Can I come over to pet it, while we sit outside on the swings on the porch and reminence about your life?

    See below.

    \/ \/ \/ \/ \/


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Deki wrote: »
    Did you get a puppy?

    I am a puppy, silly.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    So.... :eek:

    I

    Have...
    to

    pet...


    YOU?????


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    sNarah wrote: »
    So.... :eek:

    I

    Have...
    to

    pet...


    YOU?????

    You don't have to.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,094 ✭✭✭jd007


    I'll pet you, but you have to stop humping my leg!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    Fago! wrote: »
    You don't have to.

    Ah well. I'll see what I can do. Maybe an encouraging pet on the back or something.

    Also - how did we miss the HAMSTERS??

    HAMSTERS!!
    HAMSTERS!!
    HAMSTERS!!

    Oooh look you can see it's belly!

    HAMSTER BELLY!!
    HAMSTER BELLY!!
    HAMSTER BELLY!!

    ooooh and it's pinky nose!!

    HAMSTER NOSE!!
    HAMSTER NOSE!!
    HAMSTER NOSE!!
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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    If you move your mouse over it, it looks like you are tickling the hamster!!
    TICKLE THE HAMSTER!!
    TICKLE THE HAMSTER!!
    TICKLE THE HAMSTER!!
    TICKLE THE HAMSTER!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    *Tickles*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,506 ✭✭✭lil'bug


    i like sucking up hamsters with my hoover you should see the little faces on them holding on to the carpet for dear life lol we had fun :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I was headbutted by a gerbil once.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,506 ✭✭✭lil'bug


    Sarky wrote: »
    I was headbutted by a gerbil once.
    was it a ninja gerbil? they are visious feckers


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I... Y'know it WAS black...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    Uh-Oh

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Sarky wrote: »
    I... Y'know it WAS black...

    Racist!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    Now look what you've done...

    depressed%20hamster%20racist.jpg


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