3D = God

sNarah

Here's the proof!!!!

And also, don't you just hate it when a 3D porn star impregnates you!

<H1>Jennifer Stweart: 3D Film Got Me Pregnant

Friday, May 7, 2010

By Newsolio Editor

The wife of a US Army soldier, Jennifer Stweart, claims she got pregnant by watching a 3D adult film while visiting friends in New York.

38-year-old Jennifer Stweart used the bizarre claims to explain to her husband why their child was black, despite the lovers being very much white skinned.Jennifer Stweart said her child looks just like a black actor in the adult movie she claims to have watched in 3D with her east coast pals.

“A month after watching the movie, I started feeling dizzy and the results were positive,” Jennifer Stweart said.
Stweart also admits her marriage to the US military man who serves overseas could be in trouble: “Even though my husband believed in me, my marriage could be at risk. But he knows I’m faithful” she said.

Despite her wifes bizarre explanation, Iraq US military man Erick Jhonson said: “I see it as suspicious. The films in 3D are very real. With today’s technology, anything is possible.”

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JiggleBilly

uhhhh............



:D she gets an A plus in Bull****, and to him i say : "someone wrote gulible on the ceiling, and also, your wife cheated on you with a black guy".:D:D

kippy

Thats a totally plausible explanation to the situation she finds herself in.............for a yank...........

Solitaire

landsleaving

It happened to me. There's even a movie about it. It has Arnold Schwarzenegger (sic?) in it.

It's called COLLATERAL DAMAGE.

KnifeWRENCH

Woah, pR0n comes in three dimensions now? What a world we live in....

sNarah

Oh my... think 3D actors can pass on SUPERAIDS :eek:

lil'bug

oh jeebus watch out for the 3D porn its now interactive

JiggleBilly

*digs bomb shelter*

i dont know about you guys, but i sure as hell ain't staying around here with that interactive pr0n on the loose.

whoever assists me in building the shelter has access to use it

sNarah

Huh... looks like you're on your own...

Toasty113

To the soldier,

We regret to inform you that after an unforeseen incident involving some serious facepalm, the military has decided that you may compromise the integrity of current and future missions. As such we regret to inform that you will be sent home post haste, and that previous missions with your involvement will be under review and need statements from yourself until further notice.

Thank you

P.S. Please dont reproduce anytime soon

Deki

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